So like, you just... Fill it in with caulk? :V

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

restore all the monarchies but shuffle the dynasties. Hohenzollern Brazil. Ming Germany. Habsburg Japan. Yamato Mexico. Wessex Russia and Romanov China

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If young Uma Thurman played Umamusume w/ tubas with a young Oprah in a Moomin Museum run by Snufkin that’d be a Musume Uma Oompahing Musume Oprah over Umamusume in a Mumrik Moomin Museum but why would a Moomin Museum make Musume Muses musing Umamusume muse melodic oompahs over Moomins musically?

by any conceivable measure SNAP is one of the best programs we have, keeps countless people from food insecurity, and every dollar spent goes back into the community 1.5 times over

if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being

These stores need to challenge this. If the customer has no SNAP funds because of the lapse, they are not SNAP customers. They are an ordinary customer and you cant treat them differently if you want.

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Wait.. I know what null bulge is..
But what's null hole???

Wow! I'm amazed that Zohran's got the support of the Grand Negus!

Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh.

These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”

#historyofillustration

Average anti-Bluesky op-ed: this app is solely an echo chamber for left-wing politics

Average Bluesky post: baseball has taken everything from me

Based ball

just saw a video of a squirrel water skiing and I'm 99% sure it was real but I'll never know for sure because of that dickhead Sam Altman

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

8 colors, pixelart

PSA for all trans girls, and I do mean all

Once a baseball game gets to the 13th inning it's like Balatro runs that go off the rails. No one knows what anything means anymore. The score has an e in it

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

Anywhere outside of I-495 may as well be on an ancient atlas with the label "here there be dragons"

Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book

Something something mating press turn