Nicolae Carpathia
@nicolaecarpathia.bsky.social
I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
invert a band
ABBA
wait shit
ABBA
wait shit
invert a band
the glacial erratics
the glacial erratics
Invert a band
Who The?!?
Who The?!?
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
invert a band
ABBA
wait shit
ABBA
wait shit
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
as i read this, the combination of brutal murders and a three-letter abbreviation ending in "K" made me keep thinking "Lind Borture Kill"
Pointed out by my friend @carloshasanax.bsky.social . There's something weird and unsettling about a fairly homogeneous culture spread out across Europe that then collapses into an orgy of genocide.
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
as i read this, the combination of brutal murders and a three-letter abbreviation ending in "K" made me keep thinking "Lind Borture Kill"
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obsessed with the Roseisle pictish silly goose
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
obsessed with the Roseisle pictish silly goose
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Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
July 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
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“gn” - some mf who is NOT going to bed
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“gn” - some mf who is NOT going to bed
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Your moment of calm: Hooded Mergansers on Whidbey Island.
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Your moment of calm: Hooded Mergansers on Whidbey Island.
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Falcon hovering over Whidbey Island, Ebey's trail.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Falcon hovering over Whidbey Island, Ebey's trail.
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EVERY 3AM I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE KLF LIVE AT THE SSL AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE ANCIENTS OF MU. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CELL PHONE BUTTONS OR
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
EVERY 3AM I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE KLF LIVE AT THE SSL AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE ANCIENTS OF MU. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CELL PHONE BUTTONS OR
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This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
after watching the latest pluribus: give rhea seehorn the emmy for the video camera bit, holy shit. real comedy chops on display
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
after watching the latest pluribus: give rhea seehorn the emmy for the video camera bit, holy shit. real comedy chops on display
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they're upset because they weren't expecting rock music at the concert hall
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
they're upset because they weren't expecting rock music at the concert hall