deleterious esper dervish
@nikheizen.bsky.social
Designing Maelstrom. A science fiction fantasy TTRPG set in an ongoing apocalypse caused by the obscene hubris of mankind. The Maelstrom has split open the barrier between the mundane world and the Ethereal, changing the world irrevocably.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Straining to be heard over the screaming of the flight's passengers, the flight attendant makes a panicked call over the intercom, "Does anyone onboard half-remember a Cracked article from 2011 that might explain this situation?"
I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.
I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.
January 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Straining to be heard over the screaming of the flight's passengers, the flight attendant makes a panicked call over the intercom, "Does anyone onboard half-remember a Cracked article from 2011 that might explain this situation?"
I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.
I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.
Just finished 1000xRESIST. gonna be thinking about this for a while. Great game. excellent set design and incredible writing. #1000xRESIST
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Just finished 1000xRESIST. gonna be thinking about this for a while. Great game. excellent set design and incredible writing. #1000xRESIST
They hated him for speaking the truth
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
They hated him for speaking the truth
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Im finally going through my Twitter media tab and saving some stuff before I delete and I just realized they'd be training grok on 90 copies of this crap I made
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Im finally going through my Twitter media tab and saving some stuff before I delete and I just realized they'd be training grok on 90 copies of this crap I made
finished painting 0 points of models today (they are tokens).
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
finished painting 0 points of models today (they are tokens).
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⭐ New Video 🪓
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
⭐ New Video 🪓
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POPPY INTO THE CENOTAPH. ITS WAR CHRISTMAS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE REMEMBERING ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, OUR BOYS. I DO EVERY REMEMBER AND I DO EVERY REMEMBER HARD. MAKIN RESPECTFUL SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOW
November 10, 2023 at 10:28 AM
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POPPY INTO THE CENOTAPH. ITS WAR CHRISTMAS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE REMEMBERING ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, OUR BOYS. I DO EVERY REMEMBER AND I DO EVERY REMEMBER HARD. MAKIN RESPECTFUL SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOW
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All players spayed or neutered
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
All players spayed or neutered
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
James Cameron's 9/11 - A movie-going experience you'll Never Forget
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
James Cameron's 9/11 - A movie-going experience you'll Never Forget
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more like Jail bolsonaro
September 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
more like Jail bolsonaro
unjustly kicked out of book club for loudly and repeatedly insisting that Ahab is "all about the dick"
September 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
unjustly kicked out of book club for loudly and repeatedly insisting that Ahab is "all about the dick"
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Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
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his life is in your hands...
August 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
his life is in your hands...
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(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
Currently in the middle of a bunch of system reworks after finishing the first playtest. One of the biggest ones is removing the "reroll" resource and making the "mana" resource take that over - at least in combat encounters.
August 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Currently in the middle of a bunch of system reworks after finishing the first playtest. One of the biggest ones is removing the "reroll" resource and making the "mana" resource take that over - at least in combat encounters.