HalloweeNKBTN
@nkbtn.bsky.social
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Cis-het white limey. Chilli fiend. Comedy lover. Possibly ADD without the H. Pro good, positive, kind, helpful things. Anti Bad Things. Purveyors of Bad Things get blocked, probably.
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nkbtn.bsky.social
Apologies to anyone legitimately in need, but I'm blocking any "I'm from Gaza, please donate at gofundme" accounts. I've no way to verify you are. For those affected you have my deepest sympathies, and I hope my monthly Amnesty International and UNICEF donations go towards making life better for you
nkbtn.bsky.social
I wish, when blocking someone, there was an option to submit a reason why, e.g. "political disagreement", "cringingly unfunny", "follows someone I hate" or whatever. Cos I get blocked a couple of times a week and I've no idea why
nkbtn.bsky.social
I'm not so sure. Mental illness would be a HUGE step up from fetish - "you're riddled with a constant mental discomfort and there's drugs and surgery that can massively help? And all you need from me is call you she/they? Sure, knock yourself out."
I suspect they ALL think of it as sexual deviancy
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robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
We are in the cusp of being so fucked. Yes this one has three arms, so once you spot that it's glaring, but the rest of it is pretty good. Good luck knowing what's real out there, or in six months.
nkbtn.bsky.social
Have my thread of place name puns

bsky.app/profile/nkbt...
nkbtn.bsky.social
"My wife's band got booked to play a gig in Jurong Island!"

"Singapore?"

"Yeah, and the drummer's crap too."
nkbtn.bsky.social
Occurs to me we still use it in the story sense a bit. Phrases like "spell it out for me" to mean "give me all the main points of the story"
nkbtn.bsky.social
If it's any consolation, the ones I know now realise that.
nkbtn.bsky.social
It's one thing if you're a teenager and nervous and clueless about what to say and when, but at 32 years old?!
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flumcake.bsky.social
If you not only need to consult ChatGPT but also need to have a protracted back and forth with it to come up with the message "It was lovely to meet you" then you deserve to die alone.
Article extract: As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success". When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked Al what his next move should be. ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich. "Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."
nkbtn.bsky.social
Cut off the supply of bullshit, or at least their access to it
nkbtn.bsky.social
There *were* a lot of underage girls pretending to be grown women though. If you ever had a sexy chat in the late 90's with a woman, chances are she was about 14
nkbtn.bsky.social
So "spellbound" meant 'absolutely rapt by a great story'?
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peterjukes.bsky.social
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@bylinetimes.bsky.social can now reveal that, during the crucial period when convicted Reform leader Nathan Gill was most active, working directly with Russian President Vladimir Putin’s most senior ally in Ukraine, he was also one of Nigel Farage’s closest confidantes 1/12
‘Thick as Thieves’: Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage’s Putin Problem
Far from being distant from the Reform UK Leader, insiders told Byline Times that the former MEP convicted of bribery was one of Farage’s closest aides, while we reveal how Gill worked on the Kremlin’...
bylinetimes.com
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.
nkbtn.bsky.social
Met my last three girlfriends!
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
nkbtn.bsky.social
I personally found most of the inane drivel quite funny myself; the whimsical disbelief juxtaposed to your po-faced point making made me smile
nkbtn.bsky.social
Today's "totally mot Connections" is ranked as Hard, and it really is wordlinkle.com
Wordlinkle
Daily 'Connect the Words' Game
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nkbtn.bsky.social
There you go again, making two serious (by which I mean, factual and unfunny) points. And one of them started with the word 'indeed', which makes it 15% more serious
nkbtn.bsky.social
I saw a costume labelled "midweek halloween cutie"
nkbtn.bsky.social
I think the fact you're trying to make serious points to Captain Fanny says more about you than it does him. It's like you're trying to ring toss a cloud
nkbtn.bsky.social
I would be tempted to set up a block for the express, mail etc on their router. Also I think you can block channels on YouTube? My parents wouldn't be able to work around that.
nkbtn.bsky.social
Probably about half of my online arguments have been like that
nkbtn.bsky.social
First in a while that's made me lol
fesshole.bsky.social
Wife text me a small household request. I replied okie dokey which was auto corrected to ok donkey. Now I'm making my own tea. Fuck you technology.
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cinemashoebox.bsky.social
*not* doing something (like *not* raising tax) is not an achievement. *planning* to abolish something is not an achievement. *embarking* on something is not an achoevement *starting the process* of something is not an achievement. it's no wonder voters cry bullshit at this kind of stuff
adampayne26.bsky.social
From Peter Kellner's latest substack:

Of 560 Labour voters present and recent past (switched since '24), *not one* said any of the following when asked about gov's best achievements

Some obv will be conscious of these things, but Labour still has a big problem, he writes: "voters aren’t hearing"
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mbalazo.bsky.social
Exasperated comedian pushes back at targeted ads.

#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #modernhumour #sillystuff