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Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
GOP going full Reddit mod
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Still on a mission from god
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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how aren’t they just run out of town
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The emails all read like (Michael Jordan): “Hi Jeffrey, was wondering if you could take a look at this video of my jump shot. Would love to get your feedback before my meeting with the president of India.”

And Epstein is like: “yor elbow move l eft an work on ur folowthrough.”

(MJ): “delightful”
Jeffrey.as
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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can confirm its the same in tech. People communicate poorly over email as a flex
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Eh no big deal
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can everything slow down please
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Wat
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Probably because it's too good
Oof

*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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oh so now liberals want to make it Illegal for Trump to have friends
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Let's see ol' Donny wiggle his way out of this one!
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
So much for Grijalva getting sworn in today
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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this will make it so much harder to kill them
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Is that good
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Sheldon remind me when did Chuck Schumer fight united with the Democratic nominee for mayor of New York
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
2 weeks. Classic.
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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It should be illegal to be this stupid
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM