Noah Mueller
@noahtmue.bsky.social
UofL, Reds, Bengals
Big Movie Guy
He/Him
Big Movie Guy
He/Him
Unfortunately you gotta hand it to him
An absolutely unreal performance from Shohei Ohtani to complete the Dodgers' NLCS sweep 🧹
October 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Unfortunately you gotta hand it to him
Didn't love The Smashing Machine but it had its moments. Loved watching a gargantuan Dwayne Johnson try to talk to Japanese sports officials
October 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Didn't love The Smashing Machine but it had its moments. Loved watching a gargantuan Dwayne Johnson try to talk to Japanese sports officials
Bengals season over, Reds probably not making the postseason, Louisville looks serviceable against MAC teams
September 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bengals season over, Reds probably not making the postseason, Louisville looks serviceable against MAC teams
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Good to see you at GABP this weekend, @TTChilders !
August 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Good to see you at GABP this weekend, @TTChilders !
Literally every defensive snap from the Bengals starters had me like
August 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Literally every defensive snap from the Bengals starters had me like
Are you kidding me?
August 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Are you kidding me?
Brewers pitching against the Reds tonight
August 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Brewers pitching against the Reds tonight
Maybe the league should suspend him, at least for Week One
NEWS: Myles Garrett was cited by Strongsville (Ohio) police for driving 100 mph early Saturday morning.
The Browns’ DE has been cited for speeding eight times since being drafted No. 1 by Cleveland in 2017.
The Browns’ DE has been cited for speeding eight times since being drafted No. 1 by Cleveland in 2017.
Browns’ Myles Garrett cited for driving 100 mph in Cleveland area
The Browns confirmed they are aware of the incident but did not comment further.
www.nytimes.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maybe the league should suspend him, at least for Week One
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house*
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
According to President Trump, the US has attacked Iran. He says, "NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!"
June 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house*
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
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The world’s richest man has officially left the White House, while there, he blazed a staggering trail of destruction as Trump’s DOGE chief, firing tens of thousands of workers while cashing in.
Inside Elon Musk's Gleeful Destruction of the Government
Trump’s DOGE chief, Elon Musk, has blazed a staggering trail of destruction, firing tens of thousands of workers while cashing in.
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May 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The world’s richest man has officially left the White House, while there, he blazed a staggering trail of destruction as Trump’s DOGE chief, firing tens of thousands of workers while cashing in.
This Reds series against the Nationals, man
May 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This Reds series against the Nationals, man
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in just a few months we Americans have lost our birthright to make fun of Canadians for their bagged milk and soon we will no longer be able to mock Australians over vegemite
how much more are we about to lose?
how much more are we about to lose?
this is a literal attack ad running in Australia right now lol
April 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
in just a few months we Americans have lost our birthright to make fun of Canadians for their bagged milk and soon we will no longer be able to mock Australians over vegemite
how much more are we about to lose?
how much more are we about to lose?
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The Saints make Tyler Shough the third quarterback taken in the 2025 draft.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Saints make QB Tyler Shough the third quarterback taken in 2025 draft
Shough leapfrogs Shedeur Sanders at pick No. 40.
www.nbcsports.com
April 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Saints make Tyler Shough the third quarterback taken in the 2025 draft.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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Always baffles me when someone said “I didn’t hear about that when I was a kid.” Of course you didn’t. You were a child. You hadn’t heard of most things. I didn’t know who Paul Newman was when I was a kid, that doesn’t mean he didn’t exist.
April 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Always baffles me when someone said “I didn’t hear about that when I was a kid.” Of course you didn’t. You were a child. You hadn’t heard of most things. I didn’t know who Paul Newman was when I was a kid, that doesn’t mean he didn’t exist.
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Costco is a really popular subject for business-success case studies but I feel like business guys kinda lose interest when the upshot of the study is like "just operate with scrupulous integrity in all facets and levels of your business for four decades" and not some easy-to-fix gimmick
“You can’t say people are our most important product and then treat them like shit.” - Jim Sinegal, co-founder of Costco
April 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Costco is a really popular subject for business-success case studies but I feel like business guys kinda lose interest when the upshot of the study is like "just operate with scrupulous integrity in all facets and levels of your business for four decades" and not some easy-to-fix gimmick
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casting jon bernthal to play a violent lunatic the first time must have felt like discovering the radioactive power of uranium
April 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
casting jon bernthal to play a violent lunatic the first time must have felt like discovering the radioactive power of uranium
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ooh it's getting to him
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
ooh it's getting to him
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Hey buddy, Saxon is it? Come here for a sec I wanna show you this app on my phone that’s linked to the hidden cameras on the boat. See I’m having a little problem
March 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hey buddy, Saxon is it? Come here for a sec I wanna show you this app on my phone that’s linked to the hidden cameras on the boat. See I’m having a little problem
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Imagine being so insanely racist that you are still litigating Jackie Robinson’s legacy in 2024
March 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Imagine being so insanely racist that you are still litigating Jackie Robinson’s legacy in 2024
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The regulations they got rid of are the reason you have never had to worry about mercury poisoning, just to give one tiny example. The only ones who benefit from deregulation are corporations that want to poison you so they can make even more money.
Head of EPA, Lee Zeldin: “Today is the largest deregulatory announcement in U.S. history. Today the green new scam ends, as the E.P.A. does its part to usher in a golden age of American success.” www.nytimes.com/2025/03/12/c...
E.P.A. Declares ‘Greatest Day of Deregulation Our Nation Has Seen’ (Gift Article)
Lee Zeldin, the E.P.A. administrator, reframed his agency’s mission, saying it is to make it cheaper to buy cars, heat homes and run businesses.
www.nytimes.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The regulations they got rid of are the reason you have never had to worry about mercury poisoning, just to give one tiny example. The only ones who benefit from deregulation are corporations that want to poison you so they can make even more money.
Return of the King
BREAKING: The #Bengals are bringing back RB Samaje Perine on a two-year deal worth up to $3.8M, per @MikeGarafolo
March 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Return of the King
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#DeathStranding2 releases June 26, 2025 🎮
March 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
#DeathStranding2 releases June 26, 2025 🎮