🦔 Evie 🏳️⚧️
@notkimboslice.bsky.social
She/they.
Ex-archaeologist turned ex-chef turned archaeologist
I post mostly about Tigers baseball
Ex-archaeologist turned ex-chef turned archaeologist
I post mostly about Tigers baseball
Alright well you got one back. What a wild 60 seconds of hockey
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Alright well you got one back. What a wild 60 seconds of hockey
So that was bad hockey there Wings
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So that was bad hockey there Wings
Damn the hot stove is starting earlyyyyy
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Damn the hot stove is starting earlyyyyy
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If he looks anything like he did before retiring, this is a monumental, potentially season-altering piece of news. IOL has been an issue in basically every Lions loss.
NEWS: The Detroit Lions announced that former All-Pro center Frank Ragnow is coming out of retirement to join the team.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If he looks anything like he did before retiring, this is a monumental, potentially season-altering piece of news. IOL has been an issue in basically every Lions loss.
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Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
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She is literally doing a book tour for her memoir about her affair. The publisher is Simon & Schuster
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
She is literally doing a book tour for her memoir about her affair. The publisher is Simon & Schuster
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precisely my thought. the president and his dumbass republican allies put these men and women into harm’s way for a political stunt and look what has happened
Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
precisely my thought. the president and his dumbass republican allies put these men and women into harm’s way for a political stunt and look what has happened
FRANK RAGNOW'S COMING BACK??
a man with long white hair and a beard is standing in a forest .
Alt: Gandalf revealing himself as returned from fighting the balrog
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
FRANK RAGNOW'S COMING BACK??
Gen Z completely misusing the term "POV" is like millenials misusing "literally". The meaning of the term is completely changed now and we simply have to accept it
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Gen Z completely misusing the term "POV" is like millenials misusing "literally". The meaning of the term is completely changed now and we simply have to accept it
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As labor negotiations in MLB heat up, you'll probably hear a lot about the CBT, and how some teams contribute more CBT than others.
If youre new to baseball, CBT stands for "Cock and Ball Torture" and is an integral part of the game we really can't do without
If youre new to baseball, CBT stands for "Cock and Ball Torture" and is an integral part of the game we really can't do without
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As labor negotiations in MLB heat up, you'll probably hear a lot about the CBT, and how some teams contribute more CBT than others.
If youre new to baseball, CBT stands for "Cock and Ball Torture" and is an integral part of the game we really can't do without
If youre new to baseball, CBT stands for "Cock and Ball Torture" and is an integral part of the game we really can't do without
Don't need a goth baddie to ruin my life. Im doing an excellent job of it on my own, thankyouverymuch
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Don't need a goth baddie to ruin my life. Im doing an excellent job of it on my own, thankyouverymuch
I love insomniaaaa
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I love insomniaaaa
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Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope
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So Wolverines basketball is beating Wake Forest and TCU by a combined 5 points, then blowing out 21st ranked Auburn by 30.
Sure yeah this is a totally normal basketball team don't even worry about it
Sure yeah this is a totally normal basketball team don't even worry about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
So Wolverines basketball is beating Wake Forest and TCU by a combined 5 points, then blowing out 21st ranked Auburn by 30.
Sure yeah this is a totally normal basketball team don't even worry about it
Sure yeah this is a totally normal basketball team don't even worry about it
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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There are no bad ideas
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There are no bad ideas
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If it turns out that trump was going to grant Bolsonaro asylum in the embassy then fucking forgot I will die laughing.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If it turns out that trump was going to grant Bolsonaro asylum in the embassy then fucking forgot I will die laughing.
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Thanks to looking back at an old, rarely used slack channel, I had reason to remember this saved headline from spring training that nearly made me choke to death
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thanks to looking back at an old, rarely used slack channel, I had reason to remember this saved headline from spring training that nearly made me choke to death
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!