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Not Like Normal People
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"She doesn't tolerate dolts." CA school official when I was 5

I believe in the magic of homemade cookies. (I am @kitchenMage)

randomized list: human rights, words, food, IT, shmatta, politics, she/her
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This creater puts "reading levels" into perspective in a really helpful way, so sharing it here.
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Washington State: ICE attacks are increasing rapidly across the state. They are here. They are going to get worse. You MUST organize locally to stand up against this. #washingtonstate #ice
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Winning sign from today's #50501 Trump/Musk protest at the SC State House. #buildtheresistance
February 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
So, tell me the AI resurrection myth please.
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can't stop evoking Epstein.
Infantino to Trump: "You have to basically mingle the balls a little bit"
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
For those following along. Surgery went well, recovering slooowly but that was expected. Thanks for the healing energy you have directed this way. Still hoping for a @jerilryan.bsky.social sighting for my Borg'd guy. #fuckCancer
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Is that the Klingon guy's dick?
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Guy: 9 inches
Woman with ruler: 5.5 inches
Guy: 9 inches!
Woman, sighing: 5.5
Guy: and I work 110 hours a week!
Woman: walks away
Sen. Roger Marshall on Trump's health: "I'll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He's the first person I've ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course. He's in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He's playing 4 dimensional chess"
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Also have questions about the writer here. The color swatch has white under it. The color is distinctly not white. And white is a color, at least in the way those words are used now.
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh, fuck right off with this shit. A barely grayed white. Is it supposed to represent doddering old white guys?
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Recently watched consent for surgery with one possible contingent possible part. It was discussed and agreed upon before signing. Do we really plan military strikes less thoroughly than a single surgery?
"Hegseth would still have been reachable after he left the room. One would think the commander would have taken a minute to call him...Unless Hegseth had given an order ahead of time to 'kill everyone.' Either way, the second strike is Hegseth’s responsibility."

open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The Potemkin Pentagon Press
Stacking a briefing room with Trump stans might seem like good praxis for a guy like Pete Hegseth. But it can backfire, too.
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The CIA recruited a child and trained him to be an assassin
Its yesterdays new by now, but someone in my Discord realized something about the Afghan shooter recently

It's widely reported that he was recruited by the CIA in 2011 for a death squad. It was also widely reported that he's 29. It is NOT widely reported that that means he was 15 at the time.
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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NYT: Is the President tired?

Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Remember the part in the old Peter Pan play where Peter tells the boys and girls in the audience that if they all just clap harder they can save Tinkerbell?

That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
While neither is going to happen, Jesus returning as AI and AI "returning " as Jesus are very different things. The latter implies a heretofore unknown religion complete with resurrection myth.
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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It's astounding to me that this never comes up in interviews with Dave or the band. They've memory-holed this whole episode and the hundreds of thousands of deaths their support for this movement caused.

Some sources:
medium.com/the-monthly/...
The Foo Fighters’ AIDS denialism should be on the record
By Martin McKenzie-Murray in The Monthly
medium.com
September 16, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Trip for the big surgery starts in a few hours. Fortunately, I am not driving. I am in a bubble bath with a vape in a dark and, except for Streisand singing from the tablet, quiet house. Never felt quite so quiet before the storm before. Alarms are set for 8. My last hour of peace. #fuckCancer
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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My fiancée’s family has the most wonderful post-Thanksgiving tradition I lovingly refer to as the pastrami pile
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Did I tell you about my zine?
a man is walking down a hallway carrying a green bag
Alt: John Michael collapses on his face
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@jerilryan.bsky.social needs a Borg signal, like a bat signal but somehow cooler. *waves flashlight*
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM