Kris, spelled “Kris”
@nottherealkris.bsky.social
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movie/TV poster concept artist and art director; occasional book cover designer and comic creator; comics here: www.blackkeypress.com
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DAN FONTANT, DEAD DETECTIVE!
VOL 2: The Black Flame

Ready just in time for HeroesCon, available in print there & at blackkeypress.com, but putting all 3 stories up here for all you wonderful Comics Bluesky folks, enjoy (and consider buying some comics, including the all-ages Frankie Midnight!)

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nottherealkris.bsky.social
Sendin good vibes from here in Savannah!
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jauntworksstudio.bsky.social
Orders are open! If you need some #FilmNoir $5 prints & $10 11x17 posters in your life I can help😉 All with my original artwork.
jauntworksstudio.bsky.social
Another big announcement today—my new Poster Shop! I'm creating illustrations exclusively sold through my site & printed at my studio, no middleman involved. All prints are sized 8”x10” on glossy paper. All posters are sized 11”x17” on matte paper. Preorder now for #Noirvember ! #FilmNoir
nottherealkris.bsky.social
Back on my bullshit*

*buying paper to take to the printer to print comics
nottherealkris.bsky.social
Comedians are up there with cops as far as people who believe their job entitles you to listen to and respect them, no matter the setting or situation
juliusgoat.bsky.social
People deciding they don't find you funny anymore isn't censorship. The first amendment doesn't guarantee you laughs or views on streaming or ticket sales. Be defensive or mad about it I guess, but that's not particularly funny either.
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elkowalczuk.bsky.social
Assorted art.
Call it content and I will drown you in slime.
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rhi.bsky.social
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
paulhaine.bsky.social
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
nottherealkris.bsky.social
(Presbyterian) Hot Priest is going to meet Chicago Pope and it’s going to drive every Catholic adult convert fucking insane
beyerstein.bsky.social
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls  while praying outside an ICE facility.
nottherealkris.bsky.social
This pairs great with David and Ben Crystal’s work of stripping hundreds of years of slow, stodgy, faux-English out of the reading of the dialogue and returning it to a pace and pronunciation that best resonates as entertainment for the common (laudatory) audience of the time
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emilyschnall.bsky.social
My schedule is open for comics!! Hire me!

I especially love telling stories in horror, fantasy, or anything with critters. Previously worked with Dark Horse, IDW, 2000 AD, and Oni Press

Available for interiors and covers ✨
Digitally inked and colored comic page showing a woman nervously leaving her apartment and heading to the subway at night Ink and watercolor comic page featuring a barn filled with many supernatural creatures and two female humans telling them to behave before walking off Digitally inked and colored comic page composed of 5 horizontal stacked panels. A man examining a rock face, hands playing tic tac toe, a family kitchen scene, a man at a computer terminal, and a hand reaching for a lizard scurrying across the same rock face from panel 1 “The Sixth Gun: Battle for the Sixth #2” Cover: vultures flying over an armored man with a long shadow made of flames
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mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
If they've got you angry with tamale vendors, museum displays and trans kids, you are their perfect dumbass and whatnot.
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smashfizzle.bsky.social
Men claim women talk too much, but boy if you get that man on a panel, he will over talk every woman present in the room.
nottherealkris.bsky.social
As someone who really dislikes tails that go off-panel, I really like this solve
davekellett.bsky.social
I’ve never seen this before! An *inward-indicating* word-balloon tail (that’s the speaker’s right arm descending below the word balloon).

FASCINATING! Does this tail technique have a name? Have folks seen it used elsewhere?? I have so many questions!!! (From HIRAYASUMI, book 3, pg 37)
Photo of HIRAYASUMI, book 3, pg 37… showing an inward indicating word balloon tail
nottherealkris.bsky.social
Everyone in this administration deserves the worst possible personal outcomes
donmoyn.bsky.social
The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
MAE SOT, Thailand (AP) - Mohammed Taher clutched the lifeless body of his 2-year-old son and wept. Ever since his family's food rations stopped arriving at their internment camp in Myanmar in April, the father had watched helplessly as his once-vibrant baby boy weakened, suffering from diarrhea and begging for food.
On May 21, exactly two weeks after Taher's little boy died, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio sat before Congress and declared: "No one has died" because of his government's decision to gut its foreign aid program. Rubio also insisted: "No children are dying on my watch."
That, Taher says, "is a lie."
nottherealkris.bsky.social
No shade to these guys, they’re probably cool dudes and it’s not their fault they’re getting deployed in this way, I just think saying this when you see literally any two guys standing next to each other is extremely funny.
nottherealkris.bsky.social
Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers
renegadecut.bsky.social
the texas national guard is showing up in chicago to let everyone see what the most unfucked dudes look like.
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nottherealkris.bsky.social
Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers
renegadecut.bsky.social
the texas national guard is showing up in chicago to let everyone see what the most unfucked dudes look like.
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mckone.bsky.social
Here’s a Wolverine commission that went to live in Australia that I think I forgot to post. Better late than never, bub!
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erikapriceart.bsky.social
I make horror comics.
If you like visceral black and white horror art you’ll probably enjoy my stuff

I sell my work in print here erikapriceart.bigcartel.com

I also have a patreon where I post pages and process work from my new series Worms www.patreon.com/erikapriceart
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jnardino.bsky.social
They are called writers
dieworkwear.bsky.social
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out