Ensign Obvious
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Ensign Obvious
@noyou.bsky.social
· Oct 20
I'm all about edge here, in that I keep posting here to get myself some activity but just before it climaxes into Discover, I pull away and decide to postprod some photos for a few days instead.
Something oddly symbolic to see an old Trump bumper sticker that looks half peeled and is so old that it went from red to blue
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Something oddly symbolic to see an old Trump bumper sticker that looks half peeled and is so old that it went from red to blue
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Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
people.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
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Waymo has automated hit and run. Multiple examples.
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Waymo has automated hit and run. Multiple examples.
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"Footage obtained by The New York Times of the moment a Waymo car ran over Kit Kat, a beloved San Francisco bodega cat, raises new questions about the company’s safeguards."
Waymo's robots lack situational awareness to an alarming and prob unacceptable extent.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Waymo's robots lack situational awareness to an alarming and prob unacceptable extent.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Footage obtained by The New York Times of the moment a Waymo car ran over Kit Kat, a beloved San Francisco bodega cat, raises new questions about the company’s safeguards."
Waymo's robots lack situational awareness to an alarming and prob unacceptable extent.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Waymo's robots lack situational awareness to an alarming and prob unacceptable extent.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
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So I wake up at morning and step outside
then I take a big dump and get warm legs and I
scream at the top of my lungs "MY PANTS ARE ON"
then I take a big dump and get warm legs and I
scream at the top of my lungs "MY PANTS ARE ON"
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So I wake up at morning and step outside
then I take a big dump and get warm legs and I
scream at the top of my lungs "MY PANTS ARE ON"
then I take a big dump and get warm legs and I
scream at the top of my lungs "MY PANTS ARE ON"
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The easiest thing for Democrats to do would be to stop confirming Trump judges, but they can’t even be bothered to do that. Just failure all the way down.
I really hate these people.
I really hate these people.
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The easiest thing for Democrats to do would be to stop confirming Trump judges, but they can’t even be bothered to do that. Just failure all the way down.
I really hate these people.
I really hate these people.
If I was a vampire in What We Do In The Shadows, I'd be the hipster one that insists that silicon is a fad and that punch card computers are making a comeback so I can justify making my entire coffin room into a babbage engine
Vampires would experience time differently than a mortal, years passing in the blink of an eye.
For a vampire, time is infinite and free. It is worthless.
So why don't they ever show vampires using linux?
For a vampire, time is infinite and free. It is worthless.
So why don't they ever show vampires using linux?
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If I was a vampire in What We Do In The Shadows, I'd be the hipster one that insists that silicon is a fad and that punch card computers are making a comeback so I can justify making my entire coffin room into a babbage engine
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It does not seem to be going well
www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/u...
Does scandal sell? Not for Olivia Nuzzi’s book so far | CNN
“We ordered a lot and so far, people have not been beating down the door,” said one bookseller.
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It does not seem to be going well
www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/u...
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Despite being reportedly illiterate, he “wrote” this opinion piece in the Wall Street Journal calling for regime change in Gaza (with his regime being the ideal candidates for said change):
Opinion | Gazans Are Finished With Hamas
My Popular Forces control significant parts of eastern Rafah and we are ready to build a new future.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Despite being reportedly illiterate, he “wrote” this opinion piece in the Wall Street Journal calling for regime change in Gaza (with his regime being the ideal candidates for said change):
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Gaza’s most notorious organized crime leader Yasser Abu Shabab, who became internationally famous in the last year for robbing aid convoys using weapons and air support from the IDF, was reportedly killed in an ambush today. He died in the Israeli Soroka hospital.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Gaza’s most notorious organized crime leader Yasser Abu Shabab, who became internationally famous in the last year for robbing aid convoys using weapons and air support from the IDF, was reportedly killed in an ambush today. He died in the Israeli Soroka hospital.
So I wake up at morning and step outside
then I take a big dump and get warm legs and I
scream at the top of my lungs "MY PANTS ARE ON"
then I take a big dump and get warm legs and I
scream at the top of my lungs "MY PANTS ARE ON"
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So I wake up at morning and step outside
then I take a big dump and get warm legs and I
scream at the top of my lungs "MY PANTS ARE ON"
then I take a big dump and get warm legs and I
scream at the top of my lungs "MY PANTS ARE ON"
I know everyone doesn't like hearing about dreams but I had one where I was an admin that had their boss replaced with Amy Schumer and she was incredibly toxic and expected me to know what she wanted ahead of time (but was nice to everyone else) and after waking up I'm unsure if that's not true irl.
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I know everyone doesn't like hearing about dreams but I had one where I was an admin that had their boss replaced with Amy Schumer and she was incredibly toxic and expected me to know what she wanted ahead of time (but was nice to everyone else) and after waking up I'm unsure if that's not true irl.
Hillary's original announcement used to include MTV and "the rap music," this is actually a sign of how progressive she is bow
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hillary's original announcement used to include MTV and "the rap music," this is actually a sign of how progressive she is bow
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The “purpose” of waymo is safer driving. That’s it. That’s the only justification outside of deleting a job en masse (which it can’t because it’s too expensive). So when it has an accident, yeah it’s a big fucking deal and a waste of time completely.
Build trains, not this chintzy jetsons nonsense
Build trains, not this chintzy jetsons nonsense
It’s wild how people will instantly rally against Waymo but we never see the same level of invective when human drivers kill people.
“It was an accident.”
1. Keep your pets leashed.
2. If local politicians treated human drivers killing people like this we would already have much safer streets.
“It was an accident.”
1. Keep your pets leashed.
2. If local politicians treated human drivers killing people like this we would already have much safer streets.
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The “purpose” of waymo is safer driving. That’s it. That’s the only justification outside of deleting a job en masse (which it can’t because it’s too expensive). So when it has an accident, yeah it’s a big fucking deal and a waste of time completely.
Build trains, not this chintzy jetsons nonsense
Build trains, not this chintzy jetsons nonsense
I too would like to encourage a secession
NEW: The Trump administration has said that it will withhold SNAP food aid from Democrat blue states unless they provide recipient records per the Associated Press
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I too would like to encourage a secession
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of course i get blocked, but this is what it was
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
of course i get blocked, but this is what it was
Okay, the whole MTG everything franchising is weird to me but I'll give them props for making this reference real.
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Okay, the whole MTG everything franchising is weird to me but I'll give them props for making this reference real.
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Just blocked two people I was previously following for gloating about ICE raids targeting Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan. Be better people for fucks sake. I cannot fathom what is wrong with you
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just blocked two people I was previously following for gloating about ICE raids targeting Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan. Be better people for fucks sake. I cannot fathom what is wrong with you
I hope in generations to come meme culture gets compressed and distorted the same way ancient history is and people will say things like "skibidi toilet was originally from the hamster dance sung by Tay Zonday the first AI NFT"
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hope in generations to come meme culture gets compressed and distorted the same way ancient history is and people will say things like "skibidi toilet was originally from the hamster dance sung by Tay Zonday the first AI NFT"
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It was definitely planned, this is exactly how they do it every time. It's the Libs of TikTok faux outrage pipeline
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It was definitely planned, this is exactly how they do it every time. It's the Libs of TikTok faux outrage pipeline
QTing bc I'm derailing but there's so much about zombie films that doesn't work in a long scale model and if the reasons don't include pigs commit guerilla warfare on mindless dead meat horde, it's zombies also being landlocked because if they don't float mindlessly they are gonna become whalefalls
Assuming pigs can’t get the zombie virus, they would have literally eaten all the zombies.
This is the only unrealistic thing about zombie movies.
This is the only unrealistic thing about zombie movies.
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
QTing bc I'm derailing but there's so much about zombie films that doesn't work in a long scale model and if the reasons don't include pigs commit guerilla warfare on mindless dead meat horde, it's zombies also being landlocked because if they don't float mindlessly they are gonna become whalefalls
What if global warning is because some rich guy was mad he lost his grandparents on the Titanic
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What if global warning is because some rich guy was mad he lost his grandparents on the Titanic
I just saw a review about a show called Killer Whales and "Shark Tank for crypto" is one thing but someone thought having Anthony "lasted ten days in the Trump administration" Scaramucci as a judge was going to be a big draw for the show lmao
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I just saw a review about a show called Killer Whales and "Shark Tank for crypto" is one thing but someone thought having Anthony "lasted ten days in the Trump administration" Scaramucci as a judge was going to be a big draw for the show lmao