Matthew Blanchette
@mattpb.bsky.social
He/him. Physically disabled. Canadian-American; fond of rye toast, when he can get it. Dreams a little.
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I mean, RIGHT now. If two people, three people, or even just one person can send that, it'll help me out more than you imagine.
Venmo: @Matthew-Blanchette-15
PayPal: paypal.me/mblanchette311
Thanks. #SNAP #helpsky
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Because most of them have broccoli hair
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Because most of them have broccoli hair
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"You see, Governor Newsom, everything on this earth exists without my consent. I have existed since the beginning of man and I will never die. Now do you want to see my scalp collection?"
"I'd be delighted to, Judge Holden, sir."
"I'd be delighted to, Judge Holden, sir."
March 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"You see, Governor Newsom, everything on this earth exists without my consent. I have existed since the beginning of man and I will never die. Now do you want to see my scalp collection?"
"I'd be delighted to, Judge Holden, sir."
"I'd be delighted to, Judge Holden, sir."
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[after learning Judge Holden was based on a real guy] hey everyone holy fucking shit did you know Judge Holden was based on a real guy
July 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
[after learning Judge Holden was based on a real guy] hey everyone holy fucking shit did you know Judge Holden was based on a real guy
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The craziest thing about Blood Meridian is that Judge Holden was a real guy. I don’t mean there was a guy named Holden and McCarthy made up the rest. McCarthy didn’t make up much at all. That guy existed
February 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The craziest thing about Blood Meridian is that Judge Holden was a real guy. I don’t mean there was a guy named Holden and McCarthy made up the rest. McCarthy didn’t make up much at all. That guy existed
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Judge Holden was a real guy and most of the events of Blood Meridian happened. I don't see a lot of discussion of that element of the book even among McCarthy fans
July 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Judge Holden was a real guy and most of the events of Blood Meridian happened. I don't see a lot of discussion of that element of the book even among McCarthy fans
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He says that all people will be equal before the law, he says that he will never die
somewhere in here is the logic of like a soc-dem coded version of Judge Holden and boy does that make me wanna lie down.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
He says that all people will be equal before the law, he says that he will never die
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hierarchy is a luxury good
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
hierarchy is a luxury good
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somewhere in here is the logic of like a soc-dem coded version of Judge Holden and boy does that make me wanna lie down.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
somewhere in here is the logic of like a soc-dem coded version of Judge Holden and boy does that make me wanna lie down.
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At least it doesn’t make you want to dance.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
At least it doesn’t make you want to dance.
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i also definitely think i will eventually die
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i also definitely think i will eventually die
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His housing policy is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that democratic socialism will never die. He dances inside free public transportation and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that democratic socialism will never die
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
His housing policy is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that democratic socialism will never die. He dances inside free public transportation and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that democratic socialism will never die
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With that attitude, sure
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
With that attitude, sure
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this is why you do not let dem soc coded judge holden run your country
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
this is why you do not let dem soc coded judge holden run your country
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lmao i was about to post "wondering if im just talking about proto forms of war communism"
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
lmao i was about to post "wondering if im just talking about proto forms of war communism"
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where did that bring you? back to me
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
where did that bring you? back to me
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say what you will about vladimir ilyich lenin he was a poster's poster
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
say what you will about vladimir ilyich lenin he was a poster's poster
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Bro that looks like Will Stancil
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Bro that looks like Will Stancil
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We’re getting closer to a Cool Zone Election
Gotta share this meme I made a few years ago. Feel free to steal. He would want you to.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We’re getting closer to a Cool Zone Election
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According to local Syrian media, the IDF which occupies all of Palestine, much of southern Lebanon, and huge swathes of southwestern Syria, attempted to arrest a Syrian civilian tonight in Beit Jinn but was met with resistance from the locals, and in turn the IDF killed two people via airstrike.
Deleted last post because the battle in Beit Jinn is apparently still ongoing
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
According to local Syrian media, the IDF which occupies all of Palestine, much of southern Lebanon, and huge swathes of southwestern Syria, attempted to arrest a Syrian civilian tonight in Beit Jinn but was met with resistance from the locals, and in turn the IDF killed two people via airstrike.
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Don’t worry, citizens! The gop will absolutely stop this pogrom once they get enough. They would never turn the weapon on you!
Anyway, time to stop raising the salience of our president’s ongoing pogrom against brown people, citizens or not alike, and get serious about debating how we can restore rural healthcare.
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Don’t worry, citizens! The gop will absolutely stop this pogrom once they get enough. They would never turn the weapon on you!
"...you're in a tent, darling; you aren't at home. I can hear you very well if you speak in a normal tone of voice."
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"...you're in a tent, darling; you aren't at home. I can hear you very well if you speak in a normal tone of voice."
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Didn't they have a copper merchant selling bad quality copper or something?
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Didn't they have a copper merchant selling bad quality copper or something?
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It's possible to believe those things Harris did were bad mistakes that did nothing useful (move right, no one wants a nicer Republican), or hurt her (telling the left to fuck off), and still vote for her. You never learn, and think you know everything, and don't need to bother with data.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's possible to believe those things Harris did were bad mistakes that did nothing useful (move right, no one wants a nicer Republican), or hurt her (telling the left to fuck off), and still vote for her. You never learn, and think you know everything, and don't need to bother with data.
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JFC
I can’t believe you guys freak out about a candidate *checks notes* CAMPAIGNING FOR VOTES!
Harris did not - in any way - abandon you. She made no policy changes or promises of any kind when she met with curious Republican voters. You guys just blew it! It really is that simple! It was you.
I can’t believe you guys freak out about a candidate *checks notes* CAMPAIGNING FOR VOTES!
Harris did not - in any way - abandon you. She made no policy changes or promises of any kind when she met with curious Republican voters. You guys just blew it! It really is that simple! It was you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
JFC
I can’t believe you guys freak out about a candidate *checks notes* CAMPAIGNING FOR VOTES!
Harris did not - in any way - abandon you. She made no policy changes or promises of any kind when she met with curious Republican voters. You guys just blew it! It really is that simple! It was you.
I can’t believe you guys freak out about a candidate *checks notes* CAMPAIGNING FOR VOTES!
Harris did not - in any way - abandon you. She made no policy changes or promises of any kind when she met with curious Republican voters. You guys just blew it! It really is that simple! It was you.