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sharlayan lubricant enthusiast @nudistpeach.bsky.social · Jan 26

a milf for your thoughts

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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 8h

i bet it feels good af to get demolished like the east wing

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sharlayan lubricant enthusiast @nudistpeach.bsky.social · 8h

lrp i have space for an enormous contaniner garden. i had jalapenos, bell peppers, cucumbers, and two varieties of tomato this year.

only the cucumber and the cherry tomato produced anything worthwhile due to resource limitations, and even that was a cucumber and a handful of tomatoes once a week.

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 14h

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12h

personally i think it's understandable for video games to be expensive but if they're expensive they need to be good and the people who make them need to get paid and treated well

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 14h

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 15h

GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study of MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically longer than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 14h

MY SOCIAL LIFE IS DEAD
I don't want SEX
I only want TO HANG OUT WITHOUT ANY SPECIFIC GOAL OR ACTIVITY
CLICK HERE

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Maria J Pérez Cuervo @mjpcuervo.bsky.social · 1d

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

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NYAHALLO 🐈‍⬛ @nyahalloshop.bsky.social · 2d

You want a lantern shaped bag you want a lantern shaped bag you want -

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sharlayan lubricant enthusiast @nudistpeach.bsky.social · 1d

what does diversity look like to you, teresa? what does compromise look like to you? because i have a pretty damn good guess about your answer (and you won't like it).

sit with those two questions for a good long while, teresa. it's time for reflection.

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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 1d

A calling of Corvus-2025

My art, digital. A tattooed mage women and crows

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 2d

sorting misc images on my laptop and

meme screenshot from The Dark Knight with a guy in a bar saying "Let me get this straight, you think [rest of the text blacked out] ?", and below it a picture of descartes pasted in with the text "I do. And I'm [text also blacked out]."

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 2d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 2d

im fine with nazi tattoos being disqualifying. im just not really afraid of losing any worthwhile babies with that bathwater

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 3d

When you have a good jelly donut it is a life-affirming experience.

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · Aug 4

the emergency responders at chernobyl got paid in exposure

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 19d

Brother Herbert's Big Onion

to the tune of Diarrhea Planet's Ghost With A Boner:
SHREW WITH AN ONION!
SHREW WITH AN O-O-O-O-NION!

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 3d

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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 3d

age 20: do we mix the everclear with tang AND water or just with tang powder do you think

age 50: I tell you what this non-alcoholic lite beer is prrrrretty tasty

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 3d

My physical indie comic shop has closed, and I still have about 100 books on my hands. I would rather they be in YOUR hands, so I am giving them away. For every (physical) book of mine you buy, I will also send a free book from the stash.
rosalarian.com/shop

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sharlayan lubricant enthusiast @nudistpeach.bsky.social · 3d

"everyone at the irb" i'M SORRY??????? WE DISMANTLED THE INSTITUTIONAL REVIEW BOARD?????

i know that the cruelty is the point. i read new and horrifying policies everyday.

nothing has made my blood run cold like this.

HELLody SchreiBOO @melodyschreiber.com · 9d

The entire HR department at the CDC is gone. Everyone at the IRB, which makes sure studies are conducted ethically and rigorously, and the ethics office, which oversee conflicts of interest for CDC leaders and advisory committee members, were also let go.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...