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probably one of my better posts on the old website
meme that is originally a cow picking a path but both lead to the slaughterhouse that reads "the illusion... ...of free choice." the image has been edited to show Path A reading "do something that strains your back" and Path B reading "don't" with the termination point reading "back hurts".
numberoneashe.bsky.social
she anti on my alias til I zfight
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as a child I grew the cognitive capacity to realise that all the bad things that kept happening to everyone were on purpose and it was just over man LOL
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I used "Everyone Is Queer (Continued)" for this when I was playing last
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sorry that was me I tried to be cheeky with it and all the wishmasters fucked off to another plane of existence 😔
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they call it halo 2....
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best I can do is a paper clip and a gum wrapper
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forgot about freehold games 🥶🥶🥶
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believe it or not, eternal torture
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I bet you could snort a bee off a flower if you were really sneaky
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or somebody being killed but that was rarer
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don't worry, it can be upcycled into kindling starter 👍
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hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web
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or. OR. space popcorn
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oh is that why I'm like this
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a g-g-g-ghost!!! 👻
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you will drink your soycaf and enjoy it
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in australia they call that devon roll. traditional cuisine (read: great depression)
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they fucked it up so bad, and the EU was also massively guilty of this even before the prequels came out. you can't have vader be anything other than a scary figurehead if you want him to be redeemable as per ROTJ, and you sure as shit can't have that timeline with how people act in ANH
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the OT is pretty vague on what vader even does other than aura farm and torture han solo. the EU and prequels fucked it all up by making him The Evilest Guy To Ever Exist
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it's critically important that I fuck the moon, okay
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