Christopher Johnson
@officialcdj.bsky.social
Former CBBC Presenter, current layabout. | Spotlight: 8617-6720-0912 | He/Him
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Billie Eilish 🙏🏼 (and Sabrina nodding and clapping 🙏🏼)
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Billie Eilish 🙏🏼 (and Sabrina nodding and clapping 🙏🏼)
Finished #WonderMan. An excellent spin on the character, beautifully shot and purposely ‘pretentious’ in an effortlessly charming way.
Yaya and Sir Ben are magic together.
Yaya and Sir Ben are magic together.
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Finished #WonderMan. An excellent spin on the character, beautifully shot and purposely ‘pretentious’ in an effortlessly charming way.
Yaya and Sir Ben are magic together.
Yaya and Sir Ben are magic together.
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The absolute wretchedness that is Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump holding hands
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The absolute wretchedness that is Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump holding hands
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Hi new followers! If you're not sure who I am, I'm Tom Crowley, I do acting and writing, mainly in comedy. The best thing I do is a sketch comedy podcast called Crowley Time. It's free! Last year I was very excited to have Paul F Tompkins as a guest star for Episode 40. Download it today!
Meet Smeena, your helpful AI assistant! From Crowley Time Episode 40 with special guest Paul F. Tompkins. crowleytime.com
@pftompkins.bsky.social
@pftompkins.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Hi new followers! If you're not sure who I am, I'm Tom Crowley, I do acting and writing, mainly in comedy. The best thing I do is a sketch comedy podcast called Crowley Time. It's free! Last year I was very excited to have Paul F Tompkins as a guest star for Episode 40. Download it today!
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Renee Good's last words: "I'm not mad at you."
Alex Pretti's last words: "Are you ok?"
These are the people they're trying to paint as violent and dangerous
Alex Pretti's last words: "Are you ok?"
These are the people they're trying to paint as violent and dangerous
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Renee Good's last words: "I'm not mad at you."
Alex Pretti's last words: "Are you ok?"
These are the people they're trying to paint as violent and dangerous
Alex Pretti's last words: "Are you ok?"
These are the people they're trying to paint as violent and dangerous
America, you’re the fuckin’ worst.
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
America, you’re the fuckin’ worst.
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Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways
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From the album Failure Is Inevitable here's 'I Wonder Where The Wonder Goes'
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
From the album Failure Is Inevitable here's 'I Wonder Where The Wonder Goes'
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Construction sites are NOT playgrounds, kids. Now please look away from this big plastic tube that would be amazing to slide down.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Construction sites are NOT playgrounds, kids. Now please look away from this big plastic tube that would be amazing to slide down.
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How much worse are the Epstein Files than we ever imagined, if that bloated Dictator Donnie is willing to go full scorched earth to distract from them.
Like, we can see that he’s a monster. But he must be far more monstrous than we have been able to conceive.
Like, we can see that he’s a monster. But he must be far more monstrous than we have been able to conceive.
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 AM
How much worse are the Epstein Files than we ever imagined, if that bloated Dictator Donnie is willing to go full scorched earth to distract from them.
Like, we can see that he’s a monster. But he must be far more monstrous than we have been able to conceive.
Like, we can see that he’s a monster. But he must be far more monstrous than we have been able to conceive.
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It's 25 days past the deadline to release the Epstein files.
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
It's 25 days past the deadline to release the Epstein files.
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Still waiting for those Epstein files to be released
January 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Still waiting for those Epstein files to be released
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The number of people reposting AI/LLM-generated shit on FB has reached critical mass. I'm fully despairing. These are people I know, work with... some of them I even like.
We're fucked, aren't we? They can't see it even while it's still OBVIOUS.
We're fucked, aren't we? They can't see it even while it's still OBVIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The number of people reposting AI/LLM-generated shit on FB has reached critical mass. I'm fully despairing. These are people I know, work with... some of them I even like.
We're fucked, aren't we? They can't see it even while it's still OBVIOUS.
We're fucked, aren't we? They can't see it even while it's still OBVIOUS.
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If you've missed the single issues last year, now you can get the whole mini-series in one beautifully-covered book!
Ghostbusters Volume 2: Dead Man's Chest is now available wherever you buy books! Details: https://bit.ly/4s04VC8
Collects the entire 4-issue series from @davidbooher.bsky.social, @avivor.com, Cris Peter, and Jimmy Betancourt of @comicraft1992.bsky.social. With cover from @mrtylercrook.bsky.social
Collects the entire 4-issue series from @davidbooher.bsky.social, @avivor.com, Cris Peter, and Jimmy Betancourt of @comicraft1992.bsky.social. With cover from @mrtylercrook.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If you've missed the single issues last year, now you can get the whole mini-series in one beautifully-covered book!
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GODFATHER FROM HELL has risen from the grave!
Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)
Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
GODFATHER FROM HELL has risen from the grave!
Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)
Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
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Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!
December 25, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!
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COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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As a humble podcaster, it’s good to see this headline. You feel immense pressure to get on the video pod train, but it’s so fucking expensive to do - which feels like the complete antithesis of what podcasting was supposed to be; a chance for the indies to have a shot.
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
From Joe Marler’s visual-only stunts to the incomprehensible shuffling sounds Steven Bartlett recently subjected headphone users to, dodgy audio experiences are on the rise
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
As a humble podcaster, it’s good to see this headline. You feel immense pressure to get on the video pod train, but it’s so fucking expensive to do - which feels like the complete antithesis of what podcasting was supposed to be; a chance for the indies to have a shot.
That Jack is a vibe!!!
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
That Jack is a vibe!!!
It seems that, in my local area, more union flags have been put up over the last two days.
What a pathetic way to spend your Christmas - dog-whistling to fellow bigots instead of doing literally anything else.
What a pathetic way to spend your Christmas - dog-whistling to fellow bigots instead of doing literally anything else.
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It seems that, in my local area, more union flags have been put up over the last two days.
What a pathetic way to spend your Christmas - dog-whistling to fellow bigots instead of doing literally anything else.
What a pathetic way to spend your Christmas - dog-whistling to fellow bigots instead of doing literally anything else.
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Meat me up Scotty?
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Meat me up Scotty?
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Aladdin brings sparkle and laughter to Middleton Arena in a must-see festive family show. https://www.rochvalleyradio.com/news/local-news/magic-mayhem-and-mega-laughs-as-aladdin-shines-in-middleton/
Magic, mayhem and mega laughs as Aladdin shines in Middleton
A vibrant cast delivers festive joy in this year’s pantomime at Middleton Arena.
www.rochvalleyradio.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Aladdin brings sparkle and laughter to Middleton Arena in a must-see festive family show. https://www.rochvalleyradio.com/news/local-news/magic-mayhem-and-mega-laughs-as-aladdin-shines-in-middleton/