Crime Novelist
@onewa64.bsky.social
I respect cis women's pronouns even if i think it's kinda weird. she/her 🏳️⚧️✡️
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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February 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4)
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4)
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A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
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it’s true that manic consumer culture buying sprees probably point to a gnawing fear of engaging the spirit, whose demands are rigorous and whose rewards would require us to acknowledge our eternal indwelling self-worth, but on the other hand did you see how much cool stuff I have
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
it’s true that manic consumer culture buying sprees probably point to a gnawing fear of engaging the spirit, whose demands are rigorous and whose rewards would require us to acknowledge our eternal indwelling self-worth, but on the other hand did you see how much cool stuff I have
My precious baby angel boy
when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
My precious baby angel boy
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There are drawdowns. And then there’s Melania Coin.
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
There are drawdowns. And then there’s Melania Coin.
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
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February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
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Kamala Harris rebranding her socials into a youth outreach program called Headquarters_67 feels like a joke but nope. It’s just real huh
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Kamala Harris rebranding her socials into a youth outreach program called Headquarters_67 feels like a joke but nope. It’s just real huh
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Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
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February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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remember when everything was possibly cake and we were driven mad by the possibility that everything was cake? don't you wish everything was possibly cake now instead of probably ai? we were such fools to squander a cake-based reality.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
remember when everything was possibly cake and we were driven mad by the possibility that everything was cake? don't you wish everything was possibly cake now instead of probably ai? we were such fools to squander a cake-based reality.
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I cannot help but feel this is borderline a warcrime, since a business laying off their news reporter not involving in said war in the warzone is killing off the employee as a way to reduce company costs. An employed reporter has protection in war under law. Dead ex-employees earn no benefits.
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I cannot help but feel this is borderline a warcrime, since a business laying off their news reporter not involving in said war in the warzone is killing off the employee as a way to reduce company costs. An employed reporter has protection in war under law. Dead ex-employees earn no benefits.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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oh get over yourself, you're just wifeslop. she only likes u because she can picture herself spending the rest of her life with u
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
oh get over yourself, you're just wifeslop. she only likes u because she can picture herself spending the rest of her life with u
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Inhuman Resources
Inhuman Resources
theonion.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Inhuman Resources
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94 Years Ago Today: Feb. 4, 1932 Front Page
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
94 Years Ago Today: Feb. 4, 1932 Front Page