Matt Ryan
@opepanther.bsky.social
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fully bought in to this Bears season when players started adding Migos ad-libs to Ben Johnson’s locker room speech
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
fully bought in to this Bears season when players started adding Migos ad-libs to Ben Johnson’s locker room speech
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don’t even wanna be around anymore
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Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
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Lawyer up, you little shits.
“Current and former DOGE staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.“
“Current and former DOGE staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.“
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Lawyer up, you little shits.
“Current and former DOGE staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.“
“Current and former DOGE staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.“
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
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sir, florida state has muffed a second punt in five minutes
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
sir, florida state has muffed a second punt in five minutes
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Now up on @yahoosports.bsky.social.
I wrote about the explosive Chicago Bears offense.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
I wrote about the explosive Chicago Bears offense.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
Bears' offense is humming under Ben Johnson, and it's thanks to more than just Caleb Williams' development
With the Bears, the discussion always turns toward Caleb Williams, and his play has certainly been encouraging. But Ben Johnson's offense builds truly builds out from another area.
sports.yahoo.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Now up on @yahoosports.bsky.social.
I wrote about the explosive Chicago Bears offense.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
I wrote about the explosive Chicago Bears offense.
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
No Crazy Town or ICP so @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social would be allowed @iankarmel.bsky.social
I appreciate both the specificity and broadness of this sign
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
No Crazy Town or ICP so @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social would be allowed @iankarmel.bsky.social
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New Cinephobe!
👵🥧Paul Blart Mall Cop🥧👵
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I slather our pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with Kevin James continues.
🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5
🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu
Look At This Photograph
📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ
Ad-Free on Patreon
🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB
👵🥧Paul Blart Mall Cop🥧👵
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I slather our pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with Kevin James continues.
🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5
🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu
Look At This Photograph
📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ
Ad-Free on Patreon
🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
New Cinephobe!
👵🥧Paul Blart Mall Cop🥧👵
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I slather our pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with Kevin James continues.
🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5
🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu
Look At This Photograph
📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ
Ad-Free on Patreon
🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB
👵🥧Paul Blart Mall Cop🥧👵
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I slather our pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with Kevin James continues.
🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5
🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu
Look At This Photograph
📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ
Ad-Free on Patreon
🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB
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Between a random Portland barista saying he wants to hurt Charlie Kirk and the President of the United States calling for the execution of Democrats, both sides clearly have a violence problem
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Between a random Portland barista saying he wants to hurt Charlie Kirk and the President of the United States calling for the execution of Democrats, both sides clearly have a violence problem
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An entire argument dismantled in two words.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
An entire argument dismantled in two words.
We have have been Blarted open.spotify.com/episode/5KIp...
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We have have been Blarted open.spotify.com/episode/5KIp...
Bring Grandpa to work day
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Bring Grandpa to work day
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
With Al, it is always salon based conversations.
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
With Al, it is always salon based conversations.
Getting ready for Thursday's #cinephobe episode @talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Getting ready for Thursday's #cinephobe episode @talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social
And they say Bluesky doesn’t have the juice.
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And they say Bluesky doesn’t have the juice.
The Political Analyst?
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The Political Analyst?
The "NAH UHH" defense is undefeated
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The "NAH UHH" defense is undefeated
*In extreme Mark Jackson voice*
MAMA, THERE GOES THAT MAN.
MAMA, THERE GOES THAT MAN.
Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
*In extreme Mark Jackson voice*
MAMA, THERE GOES THAT MAN.
MAMA, THERE GOES THAT MAN.
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[email chime] “all, there’s donuts in the breakroom—“
me:
me:
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
[email chime] “all, there’s donuts in the breakroom—“
me:
me:
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we should be able to vote on whether a game gets to go into overtime
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
we should be able to vote on whether a game gets to go into overtime
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Is Ted Cruz at the game? That's the only explanation.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Is Ted Cruz at the game? That's the only explanation.