Kimster
@ostrobogulous.bsky.social
I’VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH
My skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacc5nth3zcg
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"I'll let you know" - me about to disappear for 10 years
April 15, 2024 at 10:33 PM
"I'll let you know" - me about to disappear for 10 years
Headphones, singing Tush like I’m slinging an axe.
Take me back!!
Take me back!!
April 15, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Headphones, singing Tush like I’m slinging an axe.
Take me back!!
Take me back!!
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I woke up happy
naturally I am suspicious
naturally I am suspicious
April 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I woke up happy
naturally I am suspicious
naturally I am suspicious
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Don Snoreleone: the Blobfather
April 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Don Snoreleone: the Blobfather
My child is home.
I’m 3 Cape Cods into this Monday evening. 😏
On my 4th.
I’m 3 Cape Cods into this Monday evening. 😏
On my 4th.
April 15, 2024 at 11:11 PM
My child is home.
I’m 3 Cape Cods into this Monday evening. 😏
On my 4th.
I’m 3 Cape Cods into this Monday evening. 😏
On my 4th.
Just rolling my hips in preparation for the storm
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Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy on Apple Music
Song · 1976 · Duration 4:00
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April 15, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Just rolling my hips in preparation for the storm
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[me as a psychoanalyst]
Her: So what do my dreams mean?
Me: Who knows? They’re boring as fuck, I can tell you that.
Her: So what do my dreams mean?
Me: Who knows? They’re boring as fuck, I can tell you that.
April 15, 2024 at 10:29 PM
[me as a psychoanalyst]
Her: So what do my dreams mean?
Me: Who knows? They’re boring as fuck, I can tell you that.
Her: So what do my dreams mean?
Me: Who knows? They’re boring as fuck, I can tell you that.
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Our first white baby emus have hatched here at the Foxloft, I am so excited! We've had lots of blondes, but BB-8 managed to hatch two white (leucistic) in his clutch, I can't believe it! 🪶
April 15, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Our first white baby emus have hatched here at the Foxloft, I am so excited! We've had lots of blondes, but BB-8 managed to hatch two white (leucistic) in his clutch, I can't believe it! 🪶
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Who called it driving in Florida instead of LifeAlert®️ in the fast lane?
April 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Who called it driving in Florida instead of LifeAlert®️ in the fast lane?
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The 2 of 3 chickens are out! This is just down the street from us. There is always 3, but sometimes they change colour. 🤔😯
April 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
The 2 of 3 chickens are out! This is just down the street from us. There is always 3, but sometimes they change colour. 🤔😯
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"It's my bed now."
Sammy loves empty boxes.
Sammy loves empty boxes.
April 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
"It's my bed now."
Sammy loves empty boxes.
Sammy loves empty boxes.
You guys know I don’t like to think about tfg, but I’m watching the news and I bet he’s got the stankiest genitals
April 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
You guys know I don’t like to think about tfg, but I’m watching the news and I bet he’s got the stankiest genitals
The sky was cotton candy this morning.
Mr. Kitty is a flooferhenny and a lad ❤️
Mr. Kitty is a flooferhenny and a lad ❤️
April 15, 2024 at 9:41 PM
The sky was cotton candy this morning.
Mr. Kitty is a flooferhenny and a lad ❤️
Mr. Kitty is a flooferhenny and a lad ❤️
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There’s not really anything I want or need and for some reason that makes certain people terribly testy
April 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
There’s not really anything I want or need and for some reason that makes certain people terribly testy
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So proud to watch my country struggle to convict the guiltiest man alive on a mid-level bookkeeping rap
April 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
So proud to watch my country struggle to convict the guiltiest man alive on a mid-level bookkeeping rap
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I don't need therapy. I just barked at a pedestrian crossing the street. I'm the happiest I've ever been my entire life
April 15, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I don't need therapy. I just barked at a pedestrian crossing the street. I'm the happiest I've ever been my entire life
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I was on a phone call with someone in the states, when they realized I was in Canada..
"I have a friend who lives in Toronto, maybe you know him?"
I had to explain that I lived over 2000 miles away from his friend.. but yes, I did happen to know him.
"I have a friend who lives in Toronto, maybe you know him?"
I had to explain that I lived over 2000 miles away from his friend.. but yes, I did happen to know him.
April 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I was on a phone call with someone in the states, when they realized I was in Canada..
"I have a friend who lives in Toronto, maybe you know him?"
I had to explain that I lived over 2000 miles away from his friend.. but yes, I did happen to know him.
"I have a friend who lives in Toronto, maybe you know him?"
I had to explain that I lived over 2000 miles away from his friend.. but yes, I did happen to know him.
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Doesn't matter what we say. If we share honestly, someone may take offense.
That's the risk we must take to be authentic.
We may learn that people that we thought were our friends, are really not, and we have to make peace with that.
That's the risk we must take to be authentic.
We may learn that people that we thought were our friends, are really not, and we have to make peace with that.
April 15, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Doesn't matter what we say. If we share honestly, someone may take offense.
That's the risk we must take to be authentic.
We may learn that people that we thought were our friends, are really not, and we have to make peace with that.
That's the risk we must take to be authentic.
We may learn that people that we thought were our friends, are really not, and we have to make peace with that.
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I think a required class in school should be You May Be a Spelling Bee Winner Now, But One Day You Will Question Whether You Know How to Spell Words Like "The"
April 15, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I think a required class in school should be You May Be a Spelling Bee Winner Now, But One Day You Will Question Whether You Know How to Spell Words Like "The"
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Ssh we’re hiding!
April 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Ssh we’re hiding!
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ahhh...more reason to be thankful: this is NOT X. ;)
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Mr. Blue Sky
Provided to YouTube by Epic/LegacyMr. Blue Sky · Electric Light OrchestraAll Over The World: The Very Best Of ELO℗ 1977 Epic Records, a division of Sony Musi...
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April 15, 2024 at 6:14 PM
ahhh...more reason to be thankful: this is NOT X. ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJI...
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Me: hmm, these fries are really salty
Them: lady, where did you even come from? Get away from my food
Them: lady, where did you even come from? Get away from my food
April 15, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Me: hmm, these fries are really salty
Them: lady, where did you even come from? Get away from my food
Them: lady, where did you even come from? Get away from my food
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A half smile and a shrug can take you far in this world. It’s all about gracious deniability. (At the very least, it should cover your escape.)
April 15, 2024 at 4:33 PM
A half smile and a shrug can take you far in this world. It’s all about gracious deniability. (At the very least, it should cover your escape.)