Tituss Groaness
parochialnimrod.bsky.social
Tituss Groaness
@parochialnimrod.bsky.social
chidaboomer on the dying site
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Hooooo boy
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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“Honey, when we shoot our video, can you tell everyone that my male essence is strong and the problem is your barren womb? We have the campaign to consider”
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Depicting their conception of heaven will get you 5-10 in the state pen
Is there a libertarian heaven?
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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If you're Muslim, frustration with genocide is such an unacceptable emotion you're not even allowed to sit out a *primary* in a state that went for Harris.
Call me crazy, but I take my “frustration” out in the voting booth.

Accountability starts with participation. Even for members of Congress.
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I don't know what birds' nesting is but I bet it's filthy
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I've posted this before but the only wisdom passed to me from my father that died before I was born is: always be honorable with people, but if you can fuck over a corporation before it can fuck you over
I really hate thieves that steal from their neighbors and not big corporations. You’re a bum and I hope you never prosper in life.
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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is there any evidence that stancil did anything today besides get in his car and post a selfie
January 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE

Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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he never really learned enough about gaza to comment on it, so he wisely stayed out of it. i appreciate that he's starting to look into this ice thing. eagerly await his findings
I’m glad Jamelle woke up from his six year coma, hopefully he catches up soon
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Especially on police reform, fuck liberal incrementalism and fuck incrementalists, they're either stupid, lying or both
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Corporations are people but also property so they have more rights than you do, part 123564 - I wish hell was real just for old Anton
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
doubling down: "didn't you know I was just suggesting a big ruse, you fool, you moron"
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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I have to work at the New York Times. It's where I work.
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Tim Sweeney named it epic for:

Every
Pedophile
Is
Cool
Tim Sweeney is a pedophile
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Tim Sweeney is a pedophile
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
lmao
Clyde Emmons of Michigan who has raised $380k he says he will give to Ross’s family
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Liberal fairy tales they tell themselves to justify their cozy comfort amidst vast injustice.

Pathetic and disgusting
Before Trump, the DOJ's Civil Rights Division worked to end, or at least curb, racist policing.

Under Trump, the Civil Rights Division has become an Orwellian monstrosity dedicated to denying basic rights to all Americans while protecting MAGA criminals. DOJ is now a racist entity.
January 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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a 2011 ACLU study showed that over half of the people Obama deported in his first term had no criminal record and half the ones who did only had misdemeanors btw
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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The last photo of Bob Weir, taken at a Pasadena mall, mocking occasional Grateful Dead guitarist, John Mayer with a well-placed finger
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM