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Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
August 25, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
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I like a smoked Gouda, but not like this.
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I like a smoked Gouda, but not like this.
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Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here
Glad to be granted a patent on prediction & control of blowout in combustion systems by @patentoffice.bsky.social. Our invention predicts the exact blowout time significantly earlier using a log periodic power law & performs control action to prevent the blowout.
#USpatent #Combustion #IITM #STEM
#USpatent #Combustion #IITM #STEM
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here
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I assumed this was fake but it's absolutely real
Here's the patent from 1966: patents.google.com/patent/US323...
Here's the patent from 1966: patents.google.com/patent/US323...
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I assumed this was fake but it's absolutely real
Here's the patent from 1966: patents.google.com/patent/US323...
Here's the patent from 1966: patents.google.com/patent/US323...
Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here
Glad to be granted a patent on prediction & control of blowout in combustion systems by @patentoffice.bsky.social. Our invention predicts the exact blowout time significantly earlier using a log periodic power law & performs control action to prevent the blowout.
#USpatent #Combustion #IITM #STEM
#USpatent #Combustion #IITM #STEM
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here
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Dad went to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back
The cigarettes:
The cigarettes:
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dad went to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back
The cigarettes:
The cigarettes:
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As if I needed another reason to eat cigarettes
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
July 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As if I needed another reason to eat cigarettes
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This looks like the end result of an arms race to create the Most French Object
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This looks like the end result of an arms race to create the Most French Object
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Can I get a pack of uuuuuhhhhhhhhh parmesan pall malls
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
July 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can I get a pack of uuuuuhhhhhhhhh parmesan pall malls
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A US attorney general filed a patent for a big dick toilet once
August 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
A US attorney general filed a patent for a big dick toilet once
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How do you make friends in your 30's? A one person seesaw
August 26, 2024 at 1:42 AM
How do you make friends in your 30's? A one person seesaw
Geppetto's first attempt at designing a real boy
July 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Geppetto's first attempt at designing a real boy
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Googling: patent illustration of a verified checkmark
April 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Googling: patent illustration of a verified checkmark
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I'm in flavour country
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
July 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm in flavour country
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It's for industrial production of this
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
May 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's for industrial production of this
Googling: patent illustration of a verified checkmark
April 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Googling: patent illustration of a verified checkmark
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April 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Tired of having to make small talk with your barber? Nothing to fear!
March 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tired of having to make small talk with your barber? Nothing to fear!
Tired of having to make small talk with your barber? Nothing to fear!
March 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tired of having to make small talk with your barber? Nothing to fear!
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Bluesky's most wanted patent: User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
August 27, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Bluesky's most wanted patent: User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
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Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
August 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
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The solution for those of you who struggle to transport a single banana:
September 1, 2024 at 12:47 AM
The solution for those of you who struggle to transport a single banana:
The solution for those of you who struggle to transport a single banana:
September 1, 2024 at 12:47 AM
The solution for those of you who struggle to transport a single banana:
Bluesky's most wanted patent: User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
August 27, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Bluesky's most wanted patent: User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
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Me and who
Patent Pending: soothing childhood fears of vaccines by violating a bunny with a needle
August 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Me and who