Patrick J Woodruff
@patrickjwoodruff.bsky.social
Cartoonist, Illustrator, Graphic Designer, Freelance Goofball. SVA ‘10.
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i'm so tired
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i'm so tired
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I love how much happier he is doing these silly mystery movies and seeing himself as a muppet than he was being James Bond
Daniel Craig's reaction to Sesame Street's Beignet Blanc 🥲
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love how much happier he is doing these silly mystery movies and seeing himself as a muppet than he was being James Bond
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the two Pantone-san fans are gonna eat very good with comic #3 I think
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the two Pantone-san fans are gonna eat very good with comic #3 I think
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Monster Menagerie 👹🪱👁🦇☠️
December 20, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Monster Menagerie 👹🪱👁🦇☠️
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 21,1945
December 21,1945
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 21,1945
December 21,1945
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don't give up
fat tanuki
fat tanuki
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
don't give up
fat tanuki
fat tanuki
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Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
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Republicans deeply overestimate America's love for Clinton and deeply underestimate America's love of mean jokes and vicious retribution. Clinton isn't a shield. He's a lure.
Republicans releasing pics of Bill Clinton with Epstein like it’s some big troll.
Bruh, we do not care if Slick Willie goes to jail. 😂
Bruh, we do not care if Slick Willie goes to jail. 😂
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Republicans deeply overestimate America's love for Clinton and deeply underestimate America's love of mean jokes and vicious retribution. Clinton isn't a shield. He's a lure.
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Andrew Tate got his shit rocked. With this and Jake Paul. It's like Christmas came early. Not as easy fighting people just as strong as him than beating defenseless women huh. Get fucked you rapist pig.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Andrew Tate got his shit rocked. With this and Jake Paul. It's like Christmas came early. Not as easy fighting people just as strong as him than beating defenseless women huh. Get fucked you rapist pig.
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Fanart of @drawfeeshow.com’s newest sonics, they’re so cool and the episode made me laugh :) I hope they catch sonic soon
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Fanart of @drawfeeshow.com’s newest sonics, they’re so cool and the episode made me laugh :) I hope they catch sonic soon
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Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Stay safe out there y'all
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I finally finished this silly animation sketch.
The Tidebay city still has old houses that aren't adapted to all of the sharkfolk's heights, which means Roberto's clumsiness has some consequences! 💫
The Tidebay city still has old houses that aren't adapted to all of the sharkfolk's heights, which means Roberto's clumsiness has some consequences! 💫
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I finally finished this silly animation sketch.
The Tidebay city still has old houses that aren't adapted to all of the sharkfolk's heights, which means Roberto's clumsiness has some consequences! 💫
The Tidebay city still has old houses that aren't adapted to all of the sharkfolk's heights, which means Roberto's clumsiness has some consequences! 💫
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It's been almost NO TIME AT ALL and people are acting like it's essential to life that they can use Copilot to write their damn corporate memos or GPT to make a shitty comic about Mickey Mouse smoking a cigarette or whatever
December 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It's been almost NO TIME AT ALL and people are acting like it's essential to life that they can use Copilot to write their damn corporate memos or GPT to make a shitty comic about Mickey Mouse smoking a cigarette or whatever
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It’s definitely time to get off twitter now….
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s definitely time to get off twitter now….
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A quite startling overperformance for Democrats in tonight's special election for a state Senate seat in Kentucky:
Democrat Gary Clemons won 72% to 25%.
He was defending a Dem-held seat where Kamala Harris beat Trump by 5% last year.
Democrat Gary Clemons won 72% to 25%.
He was defending a Dem-held seat where Kamala Harris beat Trump by 5% last year.
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A quite startling overperformance for Democrats in tonight's special election for a state Senate seat in Kentucky:
Democrat Gary Clemons won 72% to 25%.
He was defending a Dem-held seat where Kamala Harris beat Trump by 5% last year.
Democrat Gary Clemons won 72% to 25%.
He was defending a Dem-held seat where Kamala Harris beat Trump by 5% last year.
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Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB
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for the boys
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
for the boys
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PAID VOICE WORK:
Looking for a black voice artist to read lines for a male character.
If you are interested, please leave your demo in the replies and I will reach out if you are chosen.
Looking for a black voice artist to read lines for a male character.
If you are interested, please leave your demo in the replies and I will reach out if you are chosen.
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
PAID VOICE WORK:
Looking for a black voice artist to read lines for a male character.
If you are interested, please leave your demo in the replies and I will reach out if you are chosen.
Looking for a black voice artist to read lines for a male character.
If you are interested, please leave your demo in the replies and I will reach out if you are chosen.
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Saint Paul, Minnesota people. Are you in District 64A? IF YOU ARE IN DISTRICT 64A YOU HAVE AN ELECTION TODAY!
***TODAY***
I KNOW YOU JUST VOTED, BUT YOUR HOUSE REP GOT ELECTED MAYOR AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK HER REPLACEMENT.
***TODAY***
I KNOW YOU JUST VOTED, BUT YOUR HOUSE REP GOT ELECTED MAYOR AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK HER REPLACEMENT.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Saint Paul, Minnesota people. Are you in District 64A? IF YOU ARE IN DISTRICT 64A YOU HAVE AN ELECTION TODAY!
***TODAY***
I KNOW YOU JUST VOTED, BUT YOUR HOUSE REP GOT ELECTED MAYOR AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK HER REPLACEMENT.
***TODAY***
I KNOW YOU JUST VOTED, BUT YOUR HOUSE REP GOT ELECTED MAYOR AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK HER REPLACEMENT.
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Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
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It's all lies
![1.
CAPTION: December 2042:
[Scene is an alien planet, with a spaceship hovering above a fantastical mountainous landscape. A cable is coming out the bottom of the ship, attached to an astronaut who is about to explore a mysterious cave.]
2
CAPTION: After a decades-long mission
[Astronaut explores the cave]
3
CAPTION: Humanity makes its most longed-for discovery.
[Astronaut picks up a mysterious square object placed on top of a rock]
4 [Show astronaut again holding object, looking at it in wonder. We can’t see what it is yet]
5 [Cut to a PRESS CONFERENCE, where a NASA official is making an announcement]:
NASA OFFICIAL: It is my Honor to announce
We have finally found...
6 What To Get Dad For Christmas.
[Press conference erupts in applause and whoops]
7 REPORTER: Can you describe it?
NASA WOMAN: It appears to be some kind of beer and glass gift thing
8 ANOTHER REPORTER: But... will dad actually want that?
9 [Cut to a YOUTUBE SCREEN with an angry vlogger]
VLOGGER:
Wake up Sheeple!
10
VLOGGER: How can this possibly be a gift for dad when he has clearly stated:
11 [Cut to a dad saying “I’ve got everything I want”]
12 [Cut again to a protest outside the White House, people carrying placards]:
LIES
DAD WON’T WANT THAT
JUST GET HIM A CARD](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreifb6vbv6cqf22b72p7324t6cwthnwsuv2efupvnnob3kcgiyhy3du@jpeg)
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It's all lies