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Patrick J Woodruff
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Cartoonist, Illustrator, Graphic Designer, Freelance Goofball. SVA ‘10. patrickjwoodruff.com Please do not repost my artwork without permission. I DO NOT consent to using my art for AI training.
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NYC, don't be lazy. If you're supporting Mamdani make sure you follow through with your vote. It is not a sure thing. If you're not supporting Mamdani, I don't know why you're reading this, and I'm sorry, but you suck.
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not leaving because it's my fucking country too. maybe it'll be the wrong choice in the end but also fuck these guys
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I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.

"But what if they're on drugs?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"Or not really THAT poor?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
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This sucks and you suck. Can’t wait for Mamdani to thump Cuomo.
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I feel this deeply in my spirit...
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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It's kinda hard to see things as anything other than cartoonish when nearly every person in a position of power views Captain Planet's lineup of villains like a character select screen.
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reminder I’m never gonna vote for this guy for president and you’ve gotta find someone else
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
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Honestly at some point you have to start doing psyops with these people:

Have Obama announce that he will seek a third term tomorrow. Then watch all the con law “scholars” and Fix News MELT DOWN trying to explain why he can’t but Trump can. (It’s like Newsom taking over his social media persona)
Q: One theory on how you might try to serve a 3rd term is that you could run at the vice president

TRUMP: Yeah, I'd be allowed to do that. But I would rule that out because it's too cute.
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If you donated to Platner via ActBlue, you can get a refund!

Contact them NOW and ask for your money back!
I donated to his campaign. I was pissed off when it was revealed he worked as a merc, and debating what to do when the tattoo & queerphobic posts came out.

I contacted ActBlue, asked for it to be returned, got an acknowledgement of the return a few hours later; 2 days later it was in my account.
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Finally, this is a Totenkopf, popularized by the SS costume department.

This is a fucking nazi skull. Notice how it’s not any of the other skulls in this list. The bearer of this skull is a fucking Nazi or dumber than a bag of hammers. Probably both. They will try to genocide you.

Game over! 7/7
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I donated to his campaign. I was pissed off when it was revealed he worked as a merc, and debating what to do when the tattoo & queerphobic posts came out.

I contacted ActBlue, asked for it to be returned, got an acknowledgement of the return a few hours later; 2 days later it was in my account.
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
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the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
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I feel like if a republican candidate had a nazi tattoo we’d all know that was instantly disqualifying, so it feels absolutely bonkers that a lot of people are defending it on a democrat
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THE WHITE HOUSE HAS JOINED BLUESKY.

CLICK THE LINK BELOW FOR A LIST OF THIER ACCOUNTS SO YOU CAN BLOCK THEM.
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
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The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each 🤯

Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers 💚

And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋

youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared
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With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.
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