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I found a local conservative wine show. The first couple minutes of every episode is high comedy youtu.be/wP5qf1Mv0VI?...
DOGS RED WINE EPISODE 6 - WHY BROWN EYES ARE BETTER THAN BLUE EYES
YouTube video by Dogs Red Wine
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November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Extremely dangerous to be watching the parade rn while I’m PMSing like crazy I fucking teared up over Sean Evans being a guest commentator bc he looked so happy. Teared up over the Mario Balloon. Teared up over Cynthia Erivo singing. Idk if I’m gonna make it
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
I'm Great At Baby Steps Because I Walk Like That In Real Life - VGBees
CW: medical talk, surgical talk, bones, car accident In late May, an uninsured Lexus driver ran a yellow light and pulled in front of me...
vgbees.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
In the X Men Evolution comic tie-in, Xavier learns about Wolverine when he turns on the tv and sees him fighting a bear
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card, art-wise, is Karakuri Ninishi. A robot geisha is a fun concept but the gears instead of cherry blossoms on her kimono is such a fun idea
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Using 1000 gallons of clean water to make AI generate a new episode of Pelswick
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My city had to place all the fire stations on lockdown because of far right agitators. One fire sergeant making a joke about Kirk didn't endanger our people, but they did
This is what happened to me. Employers across the board need to be aware of how harassment campaigns work and do better to protect their employees from them. These people should not have a platform to profit off of harassment.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Some guys truly have it all
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Me when a driver is buggy: "computer's haunted"

Me when we take the crystalized thoughts of every dead person who has ever been recorded and compress them into a singular artifact we imbue with false life:

"It's just linear algebra"
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Only song which I'm glad goes on a lot longer than I thought
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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September 9, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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September 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pluribus has already been renewed for a second season but I don't know how long the premise can stretch
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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“Writers are fifth dimensional beings who see everything at once — but readers aren’t” - Anthony Johnston
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I wanted to do video game journalism but that no longer existed by the time I graduated so I just did regular journalism
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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go to silent hill, get a cool arm

(*results may vary)
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM