Tommy Scarpetta
@perfecttommy26.bsky.social
Sometimes you just need a sausage sando and fries
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sometimes you just need a sausage sando and fries
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Amon-Ra St. Brown did another Trump impression on the field tonight because he was really sucking out there
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Amon-Ra St. Brown did another Trump impression on the field tonight because he was really sucking out there
My happy place
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My happy place
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Bitch shit
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bitch shit
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Posting this with no context and not related to any news today
a small hamster is drinking water from a bottle .
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November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Posting this with no context and not related to any news today
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Good morning and happy Thursday morning to ya. Happy leg day to those who observe
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November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning and happy Thursday morning to ya. Happy leg day to those who observe
Just realized I benched 70lbs not bad for ole pipe cleaners
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just realized I benched 70lbs not bad for ole pipe cleaners
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I can be a jerk and asshole at times, but I'll be damned if I let any of you MF'ERs go through your struggles alone. I haven't met most of y'all but I care deeply for your wellbeing. If you ever need someone to talk to about ANYTHING my DMs are open. We gotta get back to caring for each other.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
🥲🥲
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as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though
There’s no way in hell the jersey kid isn’t a publicity stunt. Especially with the announcement of Gina Miller
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There’s no way in hell the jersey kid isn’t a publicity stunt. Especially with the announcement of Gina Miller
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Nico Harrison is now free to take over as lead strategist for Senate Democrats
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Nico Harrison is now free to take over as lead strategist for Senate Democrats
Why not just fire his ass? Why the build up
that’s a very descriptive statement
Go to hell & while you’re at it, GFY with a rusty cactus, if you can even find the right hole, you idiot. #MFFL🐴
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Why not just fire his ass? Why the build up
Hell yeah
Chili is a stew, so it fits. Tbh, it's so seasoned you can stick anything in there and hardly anyone will notice.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hell yeah
@ntmellie.bsky.social this works
use the NFL app and sign in to it with YouTube TV as your TV provider and you can watch mnf that way. it's dumb but it works. the future is amazing
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@ntmellie.bsky.social this works
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Hawaii kicker Kansei Matsuzawa, “The Tokyo Toe”, is now 22/22 on FGs this season. No FBS kicker ever kicked more than 21 in a season and made them all, Cairo Santos went 21/21 for Tulane in 2012. If Matsuzawa stopped now, he would break the FBS single season record for most makes with no misses.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Hawaii kicker Kansei Matsuzawa, “The Tokyo Toe”, is now 22/22 on FGs this season. No FBS kicker ever kicked more than 21 in a season and made them all, Cairo Santos went 21/21 for Tulane in 2012. If Matsuzawa stopped now, he would break the FBS single season record for most makes with no misses.
“Having the time of his life” …while TCU shit’s the bed
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“Having the time of his life” …while TCU shit’s the bed
@jtannenwald.bsky.social happy birthday
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November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
@jtannenwald.bsky.social happy birthday
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hey did you know the Marshals service can simply enter Dubai to retrieve you on a warrant
not everybody knows that!
not everybody knows that!
NEWS: Former NFL star Antonio Brown was apprehended Thursday in Dubai by U.S. Marshals on an attempted murder charge, the Miami Police Department confirmed.
The former star wide receiver evaded authorities for more than four months.
The former star wide receiver evaded authorities for more than four months.
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
hey did you know the Marshals service can simply enter Dubai to retrieve you on a warrant
not everybody knows that!
not everybody knows that!
So sad
#BREAKING: Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Kneeland died Thursday morning.
He was 24. The Cowboys released a statement Thursday morning confirming Kneeland’s death.
He was 24. The Cowboys released a statement Thursday morning confirming Kneeland’s death.
Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Kneeland dies at 24
Kneeland was the Cowboys’ second-round pick out of Western Michigan in the 2024 NFL draft.
www.dallasnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
So sad
Good morning and a happy Thursday morning to ya. Let’s be great errr something
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Good morning and a happy Thursday morning to ya. Let’s be great errr something
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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social fake Jelly Roll is my new favorite
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social fake Jelly Roll is my new favorite
Good morning and happy Wednesday morning to ya. Happy leg day to those who celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Good morning and happy Wednesday morning to ya. Happy leg day to those who celebrate
Miami
In other words the United States.
Conmebol would consider hosting the Copa Libertadores final outside of South America to help grow the competition globally.
Full story from @dansheldon.bsky.social ⬇️
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
Full story from @dansheldon.bsky.social ⬇️
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Miami