Just need 12,000 million people to buy one and the farmers bribe is paid off
Lutnick on the Trump Gold Card: "For an individual, it's $1 million. And for a corporation, it's $2 million."
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just need 12,000 million people to buy one and the farmers bribe is paid off
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Calibri. It’s also the automatic font in everything Microsoft, which is what government computers run. Rubio is ordering all the government workers in the state department to spend time changing their automatic settings to make their work harder to read.
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Calibri. It’s also the automatic font in everything Microsoft, which is what government computers run. Rubio is ordering all the government workers in the state department to spend time changing their automatic settings to make their work harder to read.
everyone getting steel for Christmas
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
everyone getting steel for Christmas
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US government announce a new website that doesn't crash from the traffic of said announcement challenge.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
US government announce a new website that doesn't crash from the traffic of said announcement challenge.
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I always read @mobute.bsky.social even when he doesn't flatter me, because he is the Anti-Nuzzi
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I always read @mobute.bsky.social even when he doesn't flatter me, because he is the Anti-Nuzzi
Who drove there in his wood paneled station wagon and had tallow fries on his way with a real sugar Coke
sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Who drove there in his wood paneled station wagon and had tallow fries on his way with a real sugar Coke
wait til he hears that you can head the football
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
wait til he hears that you can head the football
But wasn't it yesterday that we were promised the return of the wood paneled station wagon? I'm so confused
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
But wasn't it yesterday that we were promised the return of the wood paneled station wagon? I'm so confused
ah yes, because everyone is leaving their jobs in Blue States to go live in the paradise of Red States where The Gas is less than $2 and The Groceries are cheap and the Jobs are plentiful and The Inflation is low and they all have The Cheesy Grin like Hasset
FOX: Year to date job cuts are up 54%. That seems like a troubling number. What's your take?
HASSETT: The flow of jobs in & out is a little higher, there's a little more turnover. A lot of times that can happen because people feel like they're actually able to get another job if they leave this one
HASSETT: The flow of jobs in & out is a little higher, there's a little more turnover. A lot of times that can happen because people feel like they're actually able to get another job if they leave this one
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ah yes, because everyone is leaving their jobs in Blue States to go live in the paradise of Red States where The Gas is less than $2 and The Groceries are cheap and the Jobs are plentiful and The Inflation is low and they all have The Cheesy Grin like Hasset
what about when you kidnap American citizens?
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
what about when you kidnap American citizens?
If only they would put 1% of the energy they put into thinking of these stupid acronyms into doing something useful instead
Joni Ernst: "I have a McSCUSE ME Act which would disallow those SNAP benefits being used at fast food restaurants. We want to make sure that those hungry families, those food insecure families actually are receiving benefits, but we want them to really use those dollars on nutrient-rich foods."
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If only they would put 1% of the energy they put into thinking of these stupid acronyms into doing something useful instead
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Real headlines in 2025
Franklin the Turtle publisher slams Hegseth for ‘violent’ boat strike post.
Franklin the Turtle publisher slams Hegseth for ‘violent’ boat strike post
“Beloved Canadian icon” says it wants no part of the Trump team's war on drug traffickers.
www.politico.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Real headlines in 2025
is this 'dressing a little better', Sean?
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
is this 'dressing a little better', Sean?
is this going to be his answer to the 'scary' problems of the NY Subway as well?
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
is this going to be his answer to the 'scary' problems of the NY Subway as well?
This popped in my FB memories of 9 - NINE - years ago when I was amazed at a stupid rant from Trump about windmills
and here are with the same stupid crap still being said with an audience clapping like performing seals
FFS
and here are with the same stupid crap still being said with an audience clapping like performing seals
FFS
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This popped in my FB memories of 9 - NINE - years ago when I was amazed at a stupid rant from Trump about windmills
and here are with the same stupid crap still being said with an audience clapping like performing seals
FFS
and here are with the same stupid crap still being said with an audience clapping like performing seals
FFS
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X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
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Not only has he never looked at Don Jr. or Eric like this, he’s never been so happy to bask in JD Vance’s presence either.
He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.
Is Zohran a witch
He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.
Is Zohran a witch
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Not only has he never looked at Don Jr. or Eric like this, he’s never been so happy to bask in JD Vance’s presence either.
He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.
Is Zohran a witch
He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.
Is Zohran a witch
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The Daily Mail is IN HELL
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Daily Mail is IN HELL
Wait for the King to declare this was seditious behavior
Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Wait for the King to declare this was seditious behavior
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
There'll be more pearl clutching from the GOP about the use of the F-word than about what Trump posted.
And of course they will have seen this post but not the one from the Orange King
And of course they will have seen this post but not the one from the Orange King
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
There'll be more pearl clutching from the GOP about the use of the F-word than about what Trump posted.
And of course they will have seen this post but not the one from the Orange King
And of course they will have seen this post but not the one from the Orange King
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"I didn't see anything" - all the GOP when asked about this later today
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"I didn't see anything" - all the GOP when asked about this later today
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
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