Pig Toby
@pigtoby.bsky.social
The greatest Curiosity of the present Day
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We said that when it failed they’d either say it hadn’t been done properly or everything was immigrants’ fault. Fair play, though, didn’t know they’d try to do *both*.
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 AM
We said that when it failed they’d either say it hadn’t been done properly or everything was immigrants’ fault. Fair play, though, didn’t know they’d try to do *both*.
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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I fucking HATE this way of thinking. It benefits everyone to have those that want to to go to university. You know, so someone knows how to perform surgery, or build bridges, or treat cancer, to teach children.
Fuck off Rachel Reeves.
Fuck off Rachel Reeves.
Rachel Reeves: "It is not right that people who don't go to university bear the cost for others to." I don't use local leisure centres and I don't drive, so will I be made exempt for taxation that pays for all that stuff? Or is it only education we'll be going after
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 AM
I fucking HATE this way of thinking. It benefits everyone to have those that want to to go to university. You know, so someone knows how to perform surgery, or build bridges, or treat cancer, to teach children.
Fuck off Rachel Reeves.
Fuck off Rachel Reeves.
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Rachel Reeves: "It is not right that people who don't go to university bear the cost for others to." I don't use local leisure centres and I don't drive, so will I be made exempt for taxation that pays for all that stuff? Or is it only education we'll be going after
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Rachel Reeves: "It is not right that people who don't go to university bear the cost for others to." I don't use local leisure centres and I don't drive, so will I be made exempt for taxation that pays for all that stuff? Or is it only education we'll be going after
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I don't get to fly around in fighter jets so can I stop paying for these now too
Rachel Reeves: "It is not right that people who don't go to university bear the cost for others to." I don't use local leisure centres and I don't drive, so will I be made exempt for taxation that pays for all that stuff? Or is it only education we'll be going after
January 30, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I don't get to fly around in fighter jets so can I stop paying for these now too
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"Why did you make me hit you"
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 PM
"Why did you make me hit you"
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SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.
Steady yourselves for this
Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
Steady yourselves for this
Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 PM
SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.
Steady yourselves for this
Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
Steady yourselves for this
Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
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There is money for "education" if and only if that money is being directly funneled to corporations. Anything involving actual learning, however, well there's no magic money tree
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 9:40 AM
There is money for "education" if and only if that money is being directly funneled to corporations. Anything involving actual learning, however, well there's no magic money tree
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BTW the EASIEST way to convince a pet-owner the NHS shouldn't be privatised is to ask them how much their last vet bill cost.
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 AM
BTW the EASIEST way to convince a pet-owner the NHS shouldn't be privatised is to ask them how much their last vet bill cost.
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Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges
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Disappointing/non-existent ticket sales for the Melania film mean that, right now, someone in FIFA is working out how much it will cost to host their own-brand Oscars ceremony.
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Disappointing/non-existent ticket sales for the Melania film mean that, right now, someone in FIFA is working out how much it will cost to host their own-brand Oscars ceremony.
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"As governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem launched an anti-drug campaign with the tagline: “Meth: We’re on it.” Noem’s message control has not obviously sharpened as Donald Trump’s homeland security secretary."
"A competent autocrat selects his enemies with skill. Trump’s Achilles Heel is that he gets worse at this with experience." Me on his administration's darkly comical and profoundly inept depiction of Pretti and Good as terrorists. Free to read. as.ft.com/r/60a0a558-2...
ICE and America’s flailing autocrat
[FREE TO READ] Easily discredited propaganda is undermining Trump’s assault on the constitution
as.ft.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"As governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem launched an anti-drug campaign with the tagline: “Meth: We’re on it.” Noem’s message control has not obviously sharpened as Donald Trump’s homeland security secretary."
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The boy Presley, backstage at dress rehearsals for The Ed Sullivan Show, 28th October 1956. Yes, that IS Joyce Grenfell standing just behind him.
"Elvis... don't do that"
"Elvis... don't do that"
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 PM
The boy Presley, backstage at dress rehearsals for The Ed Sullivan Show, 28th October 1956. Yes, that IS Joyce Grenfell standing just behind him.
"Elvis... don't do that"
"Elvis... don't do that"
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"Not so very long ago, in the top left-hand corner of Wales, there was a railway..." Ivor the Engine puffed back onto TV in a new series of colour episodes starting #OTD 50 years ago. @radiotimes.bsky.social photographed co-creators Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin (Ivor background artwork on wall).
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 AM
"Not so very long ago, in the top left-hand corner of Wales, there was a railway..." Ivor the Engine puffed back onto TV in a new series of colour episodes starting #OTD 50 years ago. @radiotimes.bsky.social photographed co-creators Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin (Ivor background artwork on wall).
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I got given some of my aunt’s yarn stash to use up and I would like everyone to appreciate what this colour is called
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 AM
I got given some of my aunt’s yarn stash to use up and I would like everyone to appreciate what this colour is called
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I've tried getting this screw in with a screwdriver. I've tried using a hammer. Why not try banging it in with my head? What could go wrong?
But perhaps the quote which most summed up why some people are willing to give Reform a go “We’ve tried Conservative, we’ve tried Labour, they didn’t work. Why not try Reform? We’ve got nothing to lose. If that doesn’t work …then it’s definitely broken.”
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I've tried getting this screw in with a screwdriver. I've tried using a hammer. Why not try banging it in with my head? What could go wrong?
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Most academic books have boring descriptive titles but occasionally...
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Most academic books have boring descriptive titles but occasionally...
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Nigel Farage's pitch to lead the UK into a bright new tomorrow includes his claim that he doesn't know how to use a computer.
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Nigel Farage's pitch to lead the UK into a bright new tomorrow includes his claim that he doesn't know how to use a computer.
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With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
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For Penguin Awareness Day, a Typology of Pingu expressions.
Source: instagram.com/p/CKa390dD4TC/
Part of a 40th anniversary exhibition in Japan the other year.
Source: instagram.com/p/CKa390dD4TC/
Part of a 40th anniversary exhibition in Japan the other year.
January 20, 2026 at 9:02 AM
For Penguin Awareness Day, a Typology of Pingu expressions.
Source: instagram.com/p/CKa390dD4TC/
Part of a 40th anniversary exhibition in Japan the other year.
Source: instagram.com/p/CKa390dD4TC/
Part of a 40th anniversary exhibition in Japan the other year.
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Oh come the fuck on now
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Oh come the fuck on now
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Planthony, I salute you. Superb.
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Planthony, I salute you. Superb.
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Made a little felt Triffid, based on the Penguin paperback cover.
In retrospect I wish I hadn’t chosen the most nutsack colour to sew what was already quite a bollockular form but sometimes I quite enjoy having created myself a bit of an obstacle to deal with, or in this case, a testicle to surmount
In retrospect I wish I hadn’t chosen the most nutsack colour to sew what was already quite a bollockular form but sometimes I quite enjoy having created myself a bit of an obstacle to deal with, or in this case, a testicle to surmount
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Made a little felt Triffid, based on the Penguin paperback cover.
In retrospect I wish I hadn’t chosen the most nutsack colour to sew what was already quite a bollockular form but sometimes I quite enjoy having created myself a bit of an obstacle to deal with, or in this case, a testicle to surmount
In retrospect I wish I hadn’t chosen the most nutsack colour to sew what was already quite a bollockular form but sometimes I quite enjoy having created myself a bit of an obstacle to deal with, or in this case, a testicle to surmount
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20% tariff on saying "can I GET a coffee"
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
20% tariff on saying "can I GET a coffee"
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100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.