platinumretriever
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platinumretriever.bsky.social
maybe it's an extended bit for a new nathan fielder show
platinumretriever.bsky.social
sucks to suck
maks23.bsky.social
🚫 The Kremlin was forced to postpone its summit with Arab leaders at the last minute because almost no one agreed to attend, — Bloomberg

❗️Russia had been preparing for the summit since spring. Kremlin invited 22 Arab heads of state to the forum.
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Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women
suss2hyphens.bsky.social
which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
platinumretriever.bsky.social
You want to look non-threatening and if they use violence, make the optics of that as bad as possible for them. That's why priests and grandmas are so dangerous, silly costumes (doesn't have to be inflatable) is a great way to achieve this for anyone else.
platinumretriever.bsky.social
The silly costumes also repel the firebomb lefties? Is there anything they can't do?
platinumretriever.bsky.social
I don't think Trump can handle getting clowned on like this for very long. Using violence will look terrible against people in silly costumes, and the only other option is retreat.
platinumretriever.bsky.social
The predictable outcome of angling for the nobel was that they now look like losers who couldn't pressure someone into getting what they want — complete idiots and amateurs at the strongman game.
platinumretriever.bsky.social
of the charts bribery with these guys
platinumretriever.bsky.social
It also highlights how trumps goons with their tacticool soldier gear are wearing unintentionally ridiculous costumes
platinumretriever.bsky.social
In the same vein, of all the dem governors, I wouldn't have chosen Pritzker as my opponent
platinumretriever.bsky.social
Yeah thats my question I already played a lot of the first but don't know when there is a good moment to start the second
platinumretriever.bsky.social
Should I play till I beat Hades in the first game or just start the second one now?
platinumretriever.bsky.social
Where this backfires is when the next president gets blamed for not fixing the mess quickly enough
platinumretriever.bsky.social
RIP to everyone that drowned before me, but I am better than them, maybe even better than Poseidon
platinumretriever.bsky.social
didn't this sort of work with elon
platinumretriever.bsky.social
A smarter president would have kept the public attention on the deal and not distracted from it with whatever this antifa nonsense is.
platinumretriever.bsky.social
It's Hillary's e-mail server and the lynch tarmac meeting rolled into one and put on steroids, and the best part is it will be forgotten by tomorrow
platinumretriever.bsky.social
You have to appreciate that they are streamlining the whole FOIA process