printedwerd
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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more businesses need signage like this brownsville flea market
July 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
more businesses need signage like this brownsville flea market
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anxiety depression and panic all walk into a bar and im the punchline
June 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
anxiety depression and panic all walk into a bar and im the punchline
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@npr ran an interview with just a regular guy living in Tehran this morning.
“I don’t believe logical or sane people are in charge. Not in Iran, or Israel, or the US.”
It has stuck with me www.npr.org/programs/mor...
“I don’t believe logical or sane people are in charge. Not in Iran, or Israel, or the US.”
It has stuck with me www.npr.org/programs/mor...
June 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
@npr ran an interview with just a regular guy living in Tehran this morning.
“I don’t believe logical or sane people are in charge. Not in Iran, or Israel, or the US.”
It has stuck with me www.npr.org/programs/mor...
“I don’t believe logical or sane people are in charge. Not in Iran, or Israel, or the US.”
It has stuck with me www.npr.org/programs/mor...
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I needed to read this today. Thought someone else might need it too.
June 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I needed to read this today. Thought someone else might need it too.
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It's all going to get worse in the Summer. Buckle up.
June 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's all going to get worse in the Summer. Buckle up.
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Three men sit in a cell in El Salvador.
The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk."
The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!"
They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".
The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk."
The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!"
They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".
June 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Three men sit in a cell in El Salvador.
The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk."
The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!"
They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".
The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk."
The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!"
They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".
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Guess which is going wind up killing more Americans.
May 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Guess which is going wind up killing more Americans.
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
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u know who was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
u know who was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
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modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
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working on something sick as hell
April 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
working on something sick as hell
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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I have made CHEESE BOYS
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have made CHEESE BOYS
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Donald Trump is running a government of for and by the billionaires. He wants to fund tax breaks for the ultra wealthy while cutting off funding to public education. Northampton says no.
March 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Donald Trump is running a government of for and by the billionaires. He wants to fund tax breaks for the ultra wealthy while cutting off funding to public education. Northampton says no.
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Wow: JD Vance is apparently skiing in Vermont this weekend and the locals aren’t having it. Thousands have lined the streets in protest.
March 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Wow: JD Vance is apparently skiing in Vermont this weekend and the locals aren’t having it. Thousands have lined the streets in protest.
Olive won two ribbons at the Noho dog show this year!! She was robbed of first place in the ear-resistible ears category (2nd year in a row). I think it’s one of her favorite days of the year
March 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Olive won two ribbons at the Noho dog show this year!! She was robbed of first place in the ear-resistible ears category (2nd year in a row). I think it’s one of her favorite days of the year