ProbablyP3
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ProbablyP3
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Windblown dipshit.
29, He/They
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proud to announce the first morality system in a video game entirely driven by kantian ethics. as predicted and intended, everyone hates it
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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If you actually know what the numbers in Pokemon mean you a bitch to me
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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me after a 50mg
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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AI isn’t going to take your job

I am

You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name

As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Vince Guaraldi charlie brown is the only christmas music I can listen to on repeat and never get tired of it, the lingering sense of melancholy makes it utterly timeless and not cloying in the slightest
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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at the con
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Being a leftist means being right when it gets you yelled at, fired, or shot rather than when the forces of physics finally force everyone to admit the truth
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Charlie Brown had disciples
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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pior que
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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You don't need to be able to read every pore and eyelash on a character's face for "good" graphics. You need good art direction and design. Those are what ensure your game still looks striking and memorable even decades later.
When you consider that this beauty runs on 25 year old hardware, the possibilities for us are still endless.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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If the last 10 years have been weird for you maybe check if your phone is in Disturb mode
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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i don't know who needs to hear this. but you can't just submit a photo of jeffrey epstein with "John blow" written on the bottom to the indie game awards and expect us to recognize that as a game. Please try submitting something with gameplay like your last game, Fez
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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This thread by a former NYT editor documents how the NYT came to push the Cass Review so hard over other reviews. It was dictated from the top by editors. They sidelined their own London reporter to put Azeen Ghorayshi on it.
How the nyt used the Cass report to restart its anti-trans propaganda campaign in the US:
Coverage of the report was initially assigned to a nyt UK correspondent, usual practice for a UK report. The story being prepared cited critics who called Cass a shoddy, political document that defied science
One reason the NYT has burned its credibility with trans people is that they still cite the discredited Cass report in reporting on trans healthcare. Never the German, Utah, or other systematic reviews supporting care. They also never provide the political context behind restrictions in care.
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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they should invent a law that protects and binds the same people
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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cant stop thinking about the ultimate war of insanity. 100 million psycho freaks battling 100 million even more fucked up weirdos. the sun darkens to a blood red hue and chaos + madness reverberate across the land. one of the little freaks yells out a cuss word. its god damn crazy out here
December 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Not every hard thing ought to be done simply because it's difficult: You don't have to use a screwdriver if a cordless drill does the job better. And grief is hard, but it's worth actually engaging with it, because you might just learn some important stuff - about the deceased, the world, or you.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM