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Jeopardy! silver medalist. Retweets Tom Holland Umbrella video and Cask of Amontillado jokes. Michigan Wolverines hockey and football〽️/Detroit Tigers🐯/Detroit Red Wings🐙/Green Bay Packers🧀/Southampton FC😇/Aberdeen FC. She/her.
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I'm selling homemade crocheted blankets! 🧵
my gift guide is you should buy cool stuff created by cool people on bluesky.

buy their books, their art, their old-school zines, their music, their nut mixes, a membership to their patreon, their off-kilter tote bags, etc.

(and if you have a thing people should buy, post it! right now!)
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Real news might be that FIFA had an ethics code
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have seen two Cybertrucks today. That is two too many.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I have a playlist for Christmas of Christmas music I actually like and it currently has four songs on it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I am reading DRACULA, I have never read it before

It starts with an English man complaining that a paprika-based dish, a national dish of EASTERN EUROPE, was TOO SPICY

This is going to be hilarious, isn't it
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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which one of these is a made-up Jair Bolsanaro biopic -scene?

- attacked by bees during a political speech

- harasses a humpback whale with a jet ski

- goes to the hospital for persistent hiccups

- tries to smuggle illegally gifted Saudi jewels back to Brazil in a miltary officer's backpack
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Notre Dame had become dangerously close to likable after the transition from Kelly to Freeman and I'm glad they're doing the work to correct that.
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I wouldn't mind a sailor for Christmas.
#ChristmasInConnecticut #TCMParty
a man in a suit is holding a guitar
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a guitar
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Notre Dame hates fun, got it
They turned down the Pop Tarts Bowl vs BYU.
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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we didn't lob any death threats at a college athlete why arent you clapping
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Another Perfect Fullcast After Dark

favorite comments from the night here
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Omg these announcers are so up OSU’s ass. Which makes that interception by Indiana now even more delicious.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I still think about how tummy hort the CFB playoff committee must be when they make the final decisions after a full day of grazing like this.
AND WE KNOW IT IS A GOOD BUFFET
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Anniversary of halifax explosion so obligatory

"Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys."
- Vincent Coleman

saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Guess who lines up in numerical order, but does it counting down if you're reading left to right behind them?

(And also has their goalie out of order)
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Lillard routinely does great, subtle, *human* work. Tarantino simply does not understand that. Name one normal person Quentin Tarantino has ever written. One. The man simply does not know what a human being actually *is*, and therefore does not know what it's like for an actor to portray one.
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him

"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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going to do a version of this where a series of people take @edsbs.bsky.social with them to meet “their” new dog and he goes home with 27 dogs
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
GOAL! MALCOLM SPENCE!

1-0, Michigan
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM