buy their books, their art, their old-school zines, their music, their nut mixes, a membership to their patreon, their off-kilter tote bags, etc.
(and if you have a thing people should buy, post it! right now!)
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
It starts with an English man complaining that a paprika-based dish, a national dish of EASTERN EUROPE, was TOO SPICY
This is going to be hilarious, isn't it
It starts with an English man complaining that a paprika-based dish, a national dish of EASTERN EUROPE, was TOO SPICY
This is going to be hilarious, isn't it
- attacked by bees during a political speech
- harasses a humpback whale with a jet ski
- goes to the hospital for persistent hiccups
- tries to smuggle illegally gifted Saudi jewels back to Brazil in a miltary officer's backpack
- attacked by bees during a political speech
- harasses a humpback whale with a jet ski
- goes to the hospital for persistent hiccups
- tries to smuggle illegally gifted Saudi jewels back to Brazil in a miltary officer's backpack
favorite comments from the night here
favorite comments from the night here
"Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys."
- Vincent Coleman
saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it
"Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys."
- Vincent Coleman
saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it
(And also has their goalie out of order)
(And also has their goalie out of order)
"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
1-0, Michigan
1-0, Michigan