Stephen
@qqzm.bsky.social
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
Wait, how did I forget the BEST Christmas song?
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
5 fave and 5 least fave Christmas songs
blink-182 - I Won’t be Home for Christmas
Carol of the Bells
Jet- Back Door Santa
Bare Naked Ladies - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Red Car and The Blue Car - Home for Christmas Day
blink-182 - I Won’t be Home for Christmas
Carol of the Bells
Jet- Back Door Santa
Bare Naked Ladies - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Red Car and The Blue Car - Home for Christmas Day
5 fave and 5 least fave Xmas songs
Fave
O Tennenbaum - Vince Guaraldi
Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas - Pretenders
Xmas In Hollis- Run DMC
12 Days Of Xmas - John Denver & The Muppets
Stay Another Day - Abbie Ozard
Special mentions for Nat King Cole, Sleigh Ride & Wonderful Christmastime
Fave
O Tennenbaum - Vince Guaraldi
Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas - Pretenders
Xmas In Hollis- Run DMC
12 Days Of Xmas - John Denver & The Muppets
Stay Another Day - Abbie Ozard
Special mentions for Nat King Cole, Sleigh Ride & Wonderful Christmastime
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wait, how did I forget the BEST Christmas song?
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
Nationalise them. You’re already paying the employees wages anyway.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Nationalise them. You’re already paying the employees wages anyway.
Bernie would have won
AUTOGLASS REPAIR, AUTOGLASS REPLACE
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Bernie would have won
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
R.E.M.
Pulp
Blur
Hinds
Ash
R.E.M.
Pulp
Blur
Hinds
Ash
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Garbage
The Cranberries
R.E.M.
Tori Amos
Nine Inch Nails
Garbage
The Cranberries
R.E.M.
Tori Amos
Nine Inch Nails
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Knife
CMAT
Nine Inch Nails
Rage Against the Machine
Coil
The Knife
CMAT
Nine Inch Nails
Rage Against the Machine
Coil
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
R.E.M.
Pulp
Blur
Hinds
Ash
R.E.M.
Pulp
Blur
Hinds
Ash
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The existence of Poland and La La Land implies the existence of Dipsyland and Tinky Winky Land
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The existence of Poland and La La Land implies the existence of Dipsyland and Tinky Winky Land
Whoever first manages to create a telephone hold system that can play more than one song will make millions.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Whoever first manages to create a telephone hold system that can play more than one song will make millions.
5 fave and 5 least fave Christmas songs
blink-182 - I Won’t be Home for Christmas
Carol of the Bells
Jet- Back Door Santa
Bare Naked Ladies - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Red Car and The Blue Car - Home for Christmas Day
blink-182 - I Won’t be Home for Christmas
Carol of the Bells
Jet- Back Door Santa
Bare Naked Ladies - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Red Car and The Blue Car - Home for Christmas Day
5 fave and 5 least fave Xmas songs
Fave
O Tennenbaum - Vince Guaraldi
Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas - Pretenders
Xmas In Hollis- Run DMC
12 Days Of Xmas - John Denver & The Muppets
Stay Another Day - Abbie Ozard
Special mentions for Nat King Cole, Sleigh Ride & Wonderful Christmastime
Fave
O Tennenbaum - Vince Guaraldi
Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas - Pretenders
Xmas In Hollis- Run DMC
12 Days Of Xmas - John Denver & The Muppets
Stay Another Day - Abbie Ozard
Special mentions for Nat King Cole, Sleigh Ride & Wonderful Christmastime
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
5 fave and 5 least fave Christmas songs
blink-182 - I Won’t be Home for Christmas
Carol of the Bells
Jet- Back Door Santa
Bare Naked Ladies - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Red Car and The Blue Car - Home for Christmas Day
blink-182 - I Won’t be Home for Christmas
Carol of the Bells
Jet- Back Door Santa
Bare Naked Ladies - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Red Car and The Blue Car - Home for Christmas Day
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#GMB discussing @zackpolanski.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
#GMB discussing @zackpolanski.bsky.social
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Butt
Anal
👀
Penis
Butt
Anal
👀
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Vodka
Marriage
Nachos
Second might be hard to achieve, but I’m ok with that.
Vodka
Marriage
Nachos
Second might be hard to achieve, but I’m ok with that.
Butter Pizza Friends. I'll take it
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Butt
Anal
👀
Penis
Butt
Anal
👀
In the end, I think I’m going to go for this one that wasn’t one of my original favourites!
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In the end, I think I’m going to go for this one that wasn’t one of my original favourites!
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Make a movie shorter:
The Ending Story
The Ending Story
Make a movie shorter:
The very short sunshine of the spotless mind
The very short sunshine of the spotless mind
Make a movie shorter:
The Greatest Story Told In The Last Few Years
The Greatest Story Told In The Last Few Years
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Make a movie shorter:
The Ending Story
The Ending Story
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Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
There are two possible situations here. Either:
1) Farage was also taking Russian money.
2) He was doing it all for free.
…and I don’t know which is worse.
1) Farage was also taking Russian money.
2) He was doing it all for free.
…and I don’t know which is worse.
🔴Nathan Gill Sentenced: What He Was Really Doing for the Kremlin
Reform UK’s former leader in Wales was in the centre of Putin’s preparations to attack Ukraine, argues Sergei Cristo
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/21/n...
Reform UK’s former leader in Wales was in the centre of Putin’s preparations to attack Ukraine, argues Sergei Cristo
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/21/n...
Nathan Gill Sentenced: What He Was Really Doing for the Kremlin
Reform UK's former leader in Wales was in the centre of Putin’s preparations to attack Ukraine, argues Sergei Cristo
bylinetimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
There are two possible situations here. Either:
1) Farage was also taking Russian money.
2) He was doing it all for free.
…and I don’t know which is worse.
1) Farage was also taking Russian money.
2) He was doing it all for free.
…and I don’t know which is worse.
I also think abortion requires justification. Like a woman is pregnant and doesn’t want to be.
Kathleen Stock has written an article against "abortion permissiveness". She claims abortion requires "justification" saying the state should limit "unacceptable decision-making" by women about their own bodies.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I also think abortion requires justification. Like a woman is pregnant and doesn’t want to be.
Today I’d like to thank my 5 year old niece. I got Bandle in 1 and I’d never even have heard of the song if it wasn’t for her.
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Today I’d like to thank my 5 year old niece. I got Bandle in 1 and I’d never even have heard of the song if it wasn’t for her.
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
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Bar chart of sweet tub popularity vs brand in my local supermarket. #DataVis #FoundDataVisualization
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Bar chart of sweet tub popularity vs brand in my local supermarket. #DataVis #FoundDataVisualization
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
Day 3 of having an annoying cold and I’m ready to sign a DnR.
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Day 3 of having an annoying cold and I’m ready to sign a DnR.
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Who better to fix Britain than the dickhead who broke it?
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Who better to fix Britain than the dickhead who broke it?