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onion person @junlper.beer · 8h

discovering insane edits recently

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18h

‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 18h

Foundation!

Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 19h

I can't believe the Kissinger fan club would do this

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 2d

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 1d

isn't this from forever ago? this seems to happen a lot here

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 2d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 2d

Trenton

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Instead of “Bad” Bunny, the N.F.L. should invite a musical artist all 18 year olds know and love

CS Lewis Jr played by Bob Odenkirk from the Mr Show sketch where America decides to destroy the moon for no reason

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 3d

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Jenny Nicholson Tweet:

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 3d

Jaws

Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 3d

Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?

15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises

These classic films should never have gotten sequels.

screencrush.com

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 3d

dude, we're (all) getting a Dell

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 4d

Their best shot was a few years back. Oh well maybe Andrew Painter will be good in 2028

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 4d

I liked it better when they are the surprising upstart wildcard team instead of the yankees

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 4d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 4d

he was too busy thinking about them big hats

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 5d

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 1

(Fred Schneider voice) i wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 5d

saluting George Washington Carver

Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 7d

Zuck think he slick

DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC @crtpixel.bsky.social · 7d

VIRTUA COP
AM R&D DEPT #2
SEGA SATURN

A couple of dudes being bros in their suits and shades.

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Randy @randonutz.bsky.social · 7d

dude spent the last few months of his podcast railing against how fucking billionaires are the worst and ruining us and then when holds out the bag he hops to. pathetic

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 8d

I can't be the only patriot who thinks the NFL needs to replace woke Super Bowl halftime entertainer "Bad Bunny" with THE NEWS.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 8d

been busy with life things tonight & only now able to go back and find an #ALMICHAELSFACE ... my stream has some corruption artifacts tonight & i don't have a clean broadcast but it did lead to this incredible image

It's Al Michaels's face, corrupted by bad h264 bits, looking like a horror film villain. kirk herbstreit is there also.

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 7d

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