Luke
realluke1.bsky.social
Luke
@realluke1.bsky.social
I dream of Macedonian kings and universal healthcare.
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watching my own country collapse in real time is making it difficult to beat the insomnia tonight
you can feel the desperation rolling off all these AI Superbowl ads. Like NFTS in 2022
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
i’m sort of a yeoman, working class, lunchpail poster. I come to play every day and i don’t mind shining a feller’s online boots for my bread
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
every time anyone posts about Trump shitting himself Karoline Leavitt’s giant crucifix necklace gets one centimeter larger. Soon she will be crushed under its titanic weight
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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easily half the time i see this guy's posts he's misrepresenting something
In March 2025, the FBI discusses internally Pam Bondi’s “clear and specific guidance" to redact images of "former U.S. Presidents, Secretary of State, and other celebrities."
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I regret to inform you that in the “Friends” universe, Phoebe went from cute hippie to radical antivaxxer and ended up storming the capitol on January 6th
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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I appreciate Stancil's willingness to put himself on the line, but you can't look at the long list of Ferguson protestors who "mysteriously" turned up dead and not get why the paranoia is justified and opsec matters
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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most poasting, especially here, is fundamentally extremely low stakes and not that important, but I think establishing a very strong norm that being this type of loser who acts like they’re in Red Army Faktion & lectures people on not signing up for protests or using media is worthy of scorn is good
where i live is generally pretty public, so whatever, but posting it is an exact example of ways people like will don't give a fuck about activist safety
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Did you like January 6. Was that fun for you. What do you think is going to happen in three years
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
not fucking good enough
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:

DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools

"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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well well WELL well WELL well well, look who it is on defector dot com defector.com/i-have-a-gre...
I Have A Great Idea For Retraining ICE Agents | Defector
The several thousand federal agents currently running rampant in the Twin Cities have so far achieved little in the way of legitimate law enforcement objectives, but they have been rather more success...
defector.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Everyone who seriously, genuinely considers themselves left of center in any capacity should be actively asking themselves and their immediate colleagues and comrades: "what would a constitutional and political state of affairs look like where these events are made functionally impossible"?
The largest socialist organization in the US (which, notably, does have a council-level presence in the Twin Cities) really ought to return to the kinds of discussions it was earnestly having during Trump's 1st term: constitutional overhaul. How can we be the parliamentary agitators for new law?
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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i do not know how this goes on for three more years
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Initial report is that two observers got into a shoving match with eight agents, one observer was wrestled to the ground, and then an ICE agent pulled out a sidearm and shot the man on the ground five times.
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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I went on Substack to suggest to Simon Rosenberg that there might be some valid reasons for Minneapolis activists to be suspicious of Dem party fundraising. Ooof.
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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extremely cool info environment to tweet something and a half hour later once it’s riled everyone up to be like “no haha jk it’s the opposite actually”
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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minotaur walks into a bar. bartender says, "you lost, friend". minotaur kills him in a single punch. "now there's no one to pour the beers", says another patron. minotaur tears the man in half. blood everywhere. no one seems to mind. she has found this room before. the labyrinth is playing games now
July 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The President telling a prime time network news host effectively "I got you this job" is not something you see every day.
DOKOUPIL: When I travel the country, they tell me they don't feel it because grocery prices are up--

TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
January 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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If the figures we're getting out of Iran are in the right league, this weekend was, I think, one of the bloodiest state crackdowns of all time. People are talking 12,000-20,000 dead; for comparison Hungary in 1956 was about 2,500, Tiananmen - across country, in multiple cities - probably 1000+
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Leftists address this constantly. We advocate for universal health care and child care, guaranteed pensions, decommodified housing, and all kinds of other things that would directly address these issues. What we don't do is say "more white babies" which is what is really being asked here
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM