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The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
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Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 21h
These are tears of joy at the Yankees news....

Tears of mother fudging joy
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 1d
Tech enthusiasts: my entire house is smart Tech workers: the only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 1d
As a 5th generation Texan, born in Houston, Texas Longhorn, family survived the 1900 Galveston hurricane, I endorse this sentiment.
If it were reversed Texas would rightly raise hell.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 1d
Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 21h
We absolutely would.

Jesus, the Great Storm of 1900?

That's one people really should remember more
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 22h
Thank you for all the good wishes, but I was just trying to figure out how to make scenery pictures funny. We didn't really have a ceremony.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 1d
The Mrs. and I renewed our vows today in CheznyKrumlov, Czech Republic today.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 21h
Statue peni (plural) are always hilarious
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 21h
I'm gonna cry.....

Yes, tears of joy
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 22h
Amen from an Astros fan.

Let the Bluejays enjoy themselves
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 22h
Are they really Data centers?

Maybe state subsidized crypto mining farms?
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 22h
Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 22h
Yes, for the right woman I am willing to tongue punch her fart box.

Share my toothbrush? Absolutely not. I am not a savage.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 22h
Easier to keep them cool/warm in a real state...

Maybe they weren't deployed...

Maybe they just escaped
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Al Franken @alfranken.bsky.social · 22h
Who will Trump arrest if he doesn't get the Nobel Prize?
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 22h
I keep hoping the Norwegians build an authentic Viking longship, row to Mar Lago, burn it to the ground dressed as Vikings, then leave his rejection letter under a steaming pile of excrement.

Rowing away drunk and righteous
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 22h
I can’t wait to gobble up a bunch of Tylenol at tonight’s antifa meeting!!!
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 22h
Gobble?

I'll be snorting it.
Six feet of pure Tylenol cut with authentic autism
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 22h
Excuse me...

I need to clean the vomit out of my mouth....

Much better now.
Deploying dancing unicorns
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Luce Leonard @luceleonard.bsky.social · 1d
Image thanks to International Buddhist Meditation Center - Los Angeles, CA
Via Samuel Long
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.

But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1d
Honestly I know it's not acceptable, but there is a word for this administration....

R******D
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 1d
Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up!
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1d
Oh Shit, ANTIFA is suiting up!
Photo of actors in Mystery Men Movie
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1d
I feel for you. Being a Yankees fan has to be tough. No sarcasm there.

I do respect your hate for them.
A whole lot.

---Astros fan
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d
Look, as nice as it is to hear stuff like this, it means absolutely nothing coming from a golden palace staffed by pedophiles in wizard robes and jewels.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
Pope Leo blasts economy that marginalizes poor while wealthy live in bubble of luxury
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer.
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