The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee.
A true American Cryptid.
A true American Cryptid.
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Elon Musk isn’t being stung by nearly enough bees right now. Our top scientists should be working on the bees.
December 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Elon Musk isn’t being stung by nearly enough bees right now. Our top scientists should be working on the bees.
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Everyone gives the #Astros shit about 2017, but everyone wants free agents from Houston: Alex Bregman, Kyle Tucker, Framber Valdez… inevitable.
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Everyone gives the #Astros shit about 2017, but everyone wants free agents from Houston: Alex Bregman, Kyle Tucker, Framber Valdez… inevitable.
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BUSTED!
🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
BUSTED!
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Let's redact Donald Trump from this plane of existence.
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Let's redact Donald Trump from this plane of existence.
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Your promise to prosecute rich & powerful men who were at Epstein's rape island would be more credible if you stop breaking Rep. Thomas Massie & my law.
Release the draft 60 count indictment, 82 page prosecution memo and the FBI files.
Release the draft 60 count indictment, 82 page prosecution memo and the FBI files.
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Your promise to prosecute rich & powerful men who were at Epstein's rape island would be more credible if you stop breaking Rep. Thomas Massie & my law.
Release the draft 60 count indictment, 82 page prosecution memo and the FBI files.
Release the draft 60 count indictment, 82 page prosecution memo and the FBI files.
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I'm so sick of Congress working for lobbyists instead of constituents. This'll only hurt lower income people. Rich people don't direct-file, they hire people. Who will benefit from this? Not her voters. Her donors benefit.
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm so sick of Congress working for lobbyists instead of constituents. This'll only hurt lower income people. Rich people don't direct-file, they hire people. Who will benefit from this? Not her voters. Her donors benefit.
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MAGA is why I learned what a micro penis is
December 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
MAGA is why I learned what a micro penis is
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Ash Williams would kick Tate's ass from here to Hell.
Groovy.
Groovy.
say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ash Williams would kick Tate's ass from here to Hell.
Groovy.
Groovy.
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I have worked in businesses for decades.
One thing I can say for sure. I will never again hire (or hesitate to fire) anyone for whom I find evidence of MAGA.
One thing I can say for sure. I will never again hire (or hesitate to fire) anyone for whom I find evidence of MAGA.
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have worked in businesses for decades.
One thing I can say for sure. I will never again hire (or hesitate to fire) anyone for whom I find evidence of MAGA.
One thing I can say for sure. I will never again hire (or hesitate to fire) anyone for whom I find evidence of MAGA.
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new policy proposal: registered organ donors each get one free kill
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
new policy proposal: registered organ donors each get one free kill
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Come on, we all know the Southern Hemisphere is a myth, Australia is in the San Fernando Valley, New Zealand is Peter Jackson' yacht with VFX artists chained below decks, Africa and South America are how Big Cartography sell maps to gullible chumps, and Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota
The southern hemisphere would like a word.
December 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Come on, we all know the Southern Hemisphere is a myth, Australia is in the San Fernando Valley, New Zealand is Peter Jackson' yacht with VFX artists chained below decks, Africa and South America are how Big Cartography sell maps to gullible chumps, and Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota
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I would like to go ten rounds with Stephen Miller.
Just tell me where and when. I will be there.
Just tell me where and when. I will be there.
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I would like to go ten rounds with Stephen Miller.
Just tell me where and when. I will be there.
Just tell me where and when. I will be there.
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Pedophiles love punching down on their victims, but can’t take a punch from people who fight back.
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pedophiles love punching down on their victims, but can’t take a punch from people who fight back.
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DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
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I swear to God is one of my MAGA cousins on Xmas Eve mentions Bill Clinton & The Epstein Files in one sentence I’m throwing lasagna
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I swear to God is one of my MAGA cousins on Xmas Eve mentions Bill Clinton & The Epstein Files in one sentence I’m throwing lasagna
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Started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl last night and this book is cracking me up.
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl last night and this book is cracking me up.
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I'm dying to discuss Pluribus with you guys but I don't want to give away any spoilers.
But holy moly!
But holy moly!
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm dying to discuss Pluribus with you guys but I don't want to give away any spoilers.
But holy moly!
But holy moly!
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vegas is a terrible place that i love for the same reason i watch unedited footage of industrial accidents for fun. the first time I stayed in a casino solo i watched someone have a heart attack at a blackjack table. no one stopped gambling while he was carried off.
i visit every year
i visit every year
So much of Las Vegas is waste and rot there’s a whole sub-industry of YouTuber that tours and explores casinos that are 70-80% closed and just have like a hamburger stand and wall of slots with empty wings and theaters and attractions
The city is full of poor people with nowhere to sleep. Also, empty luxury bedrooms that absorb electricity with nobody in them. The principal industry is tricking addicts into becoming poor
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
vegas is a terrible place that i love for the same reason i watch unedited footage of industrial accidents for fun. the first time I stayed in a casino solo i watched someone have a heart attack at a blackjack table. no one stopped gambling while he was carried off.
i visit every year
i visit every year
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pitching a spinoff of 'Dancing With The Stars', where the famous people are all long dead historical figures we dig up and pair with living contestants.
I'm calling it, 'Necrodancer'.
I'm calling it, 'Necrodancer'.
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
pitching a spinoff of 'Dancing With The Stars', where the famous people are all long dead historical figures we dig up and pair with living contestants.
I'm calling it, 'Necrodancer'.
I'm calling it, 'Necrodancer'.