Greg
@rhymeswithbronco.bsky.social
biology professor, antagonist of reality #coys
Car in front of me is covered in cutesy Stitch stickers and also a single Thin Blue Line Punisher skull. Median voter stuff
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Car in front of me is covered in cutesy Stitch stickers and also a single Thin Blue Line Punisher skull. Median voter stuff
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[daft punk voice] WOKS ⚡️🎹⚡️ RO-BOT WOKS ⚡️🎹⚡️
Commentary: Are robot woks the future of dining in Los Angeles?
Commentary: Are robot woks the future of dining in Los Angeles?
We taste-tested two robot wok restaurants in L.A. to determine whose cooking reigns supreme.
www.latimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[daft punk voice] WOKS ⚡️🎹⚡️ RO-BOT WOKS ⚡️🎹⚡️
Probably fine, since modern cars are designed so rigorously and built with such exacting standards that they will definitely still be on the road and running strong long after that last payment is made 👍🏼
The US Trump Administration is reportedly working on 15 year car loans.
US President Donald Trump also posted yesterday regarding allowing 50 year mortgages.
US President Donald Trump also posted yesterday regarding allowing 50 year mortgages.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Probably fine, since modern cars are designed so rigorously and built with such exacting standards that they will definitely still be on the road and running strong long after that last payment is made 👍🏼
Wishing a solemn and introspective Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Day to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Wishing a solemn and introspective Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Day to all who observe.
this is the post that lives behind my eyes
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
this is the post that lives behind my eyes
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We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
My contribution to the discourse
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My contribution to the discourse
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Pecos Bill
Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Pecos Bill
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
James Watson retire bitch
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
James Watson retire bitch
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make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
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It’ll be fine
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It’ll be fine
Fuck da oilers, all my homies hate da oilers
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Fuck da oilers, all my homies hate da oilers
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
woke wheel route’s always open
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
woke wheel route’s always open
Missed spursday in lab again
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Missed spursday in lab again
A democratic supermajority with control of the White House wouldn’t do the first thing on this list
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A democratic supermajority with control of the White House wouldn’t do the first thing on this list
Your mileage may vary, but I strongly recommend “marrying your best friend in a spooky swamp while dressed as Gomez and Morticia Addams on Halloween” as a coping mechanism for These Trying Times.
10/10, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, imo
10/10, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, imo
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Your mileage may vary, but I strongly recommend “marrying your best friend in a spooky swamp while dressed as Gomez and Morticia Addams on Halloween” as a coping mechanism for These Trying Times.
10/10, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, imo
10/10, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, imo
Has anyone in human history ever gotten more free clout than George Soros?
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Has anyone in human history ever gotten more free clout than George Soros?
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Solid as a rock
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Solid as a rock
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I once threw a Halloween party and a flying squirrel got into my foyer and people were running up and down the stairs like in christmas vacation
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I once threw a Halloween party and a flying squirrel got into my foyer and people were running up and down the stairs like in christmas vacation
Had to call the cops because some lady was beating the shit out of her very small child while driving all over the road and now I’m getting text messages from the god damn sheriff’s department asking me to fill out a quick customer service survey
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Had to call the cops because some lady was beating the shit out of her very small child while driving all over the road and now I’m getting text messages from the god damn sheriff’s department asking me to fill out a quick customer service survey
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Saw my first Sexy Nurse shedding her pupal husk behind the Circle K
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Saw my first Sexy Nurse shedding her pupal husk behind the Circle K