Sausage and egg MacGuffin
June 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Sausage and egg MacGuffin
Why does this AI shit look like David Walliams walking Alec Baldwin
December 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Why does this AI shit look like David Walliams walking Alec Baldwin
A parking ticket recipient writes
November 9, 2024 at 8:27 AM
A parking ticket recipient writes
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #496,206!
September 18, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #496,206!
Fucked around with Atticus Finch and found Scout
Fucked around in Slade Prison and found Grout
Fucked around with imposter syndrome and found doubt.
August 10, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Fucked around with Atticus Finch and found Scout
@nobodyaskedforthis.bsky.social I can't quite see something in this picture. I'll just zoom in OH NO IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO FOR NO REASON
June 23, 2024 at 6:43 AM
@nobodyaskedforthis.bsky.social I can't quite see something in this picture. I'll just zoom in OH NO IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO FOR NO REASON
Reposted by Rob Highfield
I hear there was a secret ooze
That turned four turtles into dudes
That turned four turtles into dudes
[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga
June 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I hear there was a secret ooze
That turned four turtles into dudes
That turned four turtles into dudes
Reposted by Rob Highfield
Reposted by Rob Highfield
Young man-- there's no need to feel down
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
August 16, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Young man-- there's no need to feel down
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
March 19, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
Reposted by Rob Highfield
So you’re saying your father was too bold cc @anildash.com
Kids should be learning about sex the way God intended, by renting Purple Rain on the sly & watching the first sex scene with Apollonia Kotero & OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE DAD WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO WALK INTO THE ROOM JUST NOW?
Kids should be learning about sex the way God intended, by their parents taping over their taped-from-the-TV Betamax of Revelation of the Daleks with The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
February 27, 2024 at 12:37 AM
So you’re saying your father was too bold cc @anildash.com
Reposted by Rob Highfield
Men only want one thing and it’s to be bodily lifted, by the nostrils, by a sentient plume of aroma and carried in a reverie to a pie on a windowsill
February 3, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Men only want one thing and it’s to be bodily lifted, by the nostrils, by a sentient plume of aroma and carried in a reverie to a pie on a windowsill
And when I say I'm a Leo, I mean this type specifically
December 18, 2023 at 10:19 PM
And when I say I'm a Leo, I mean this type specifically
Reposted by Rob Highfield
*knock on door*
“Sir have you found Jesus?”
Uh, no. Goodbye.
*shuts door*
*Jesus steps out from behind door with gun*
Good answer
“Sir have you found Jesus?”
Uh, no. Goodbye.
*shuts door*
*Jesus steps out from behind door with gun*
Good answer
December 2, 2023 at 7:10 PM
*knock on door*
“Sir have you found Jesus?”
Uh, no. Goodbye.
*shuts door*
*Jesus steps out from behind door with gun*
Good answer
“Sir have you found Jesus?”
Uh, no. Goodbye.
*shuts door*
*Jesus steps out from behind door with gun*
Good answer
September 26, 2023 at 7:34 AM
- read this piece on why you shouldn't subscribe to things
- by subscribing to this thing
- by subscribing to this thing
September 2, 2023 at 7:40 AM
- read this piece on why you shouldn't subscribe to things
- by subscribing to this thing
- by subscribing to this thing
Bit mists and mellow fruitfulness out there lads
August 30, 2023 at 7:01 AM
Bit mists and mellow fruitfulness out there lads
Needed some random customer names for testing at work
August 15, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Needed some random customer names for testing at work
Reintroduction thread
Name: Robyn
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Kidderminster
Passions: amazing wife and two (step) kids; music (playing and listening to). Derelict buildings.
Name: Robyn
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Kidderminster
Passions: amazing wife and two (step) kids; music (playing and listening to). Derelict buildings.
August 15, 2023 at 10:10 AM
Reintroduction thread
Name: Robyn
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Kidderminster
Passions: amazing wife and two (step) kids; music (playing and listening to). Derelict buildings.
Name: Robyn
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Kidderminster
Passions: amazing wife and two (step) kids; music (playing and listening to). Derelict buildings.
Reposted by Rob Highfield
When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing
August 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing
This is brilliant but the kid does *not* appreciate it
August 6, 2023 at 3:39 PM
This is brilliant but the kid does *not* appreciate it
Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky
August 6, 2023 at 8:55 AM
Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky