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Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Sep 18

The Senate is not a nursing home. Retire.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · Sep 16

"Since we can’t keep our doors open by treating patients, we’re hoping to turn a profit by selling cheap Spider-Man and sexy nurse costumes. It’s not ideal, but we’ve got bills to pay."

We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween

Good evening, and thank you all for attending this important town hall meeting. Due to budget cuts, we’re excited to announce our groundbreaking me...

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Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Jun 28

He's probably got every network and channel playing all at once ranting non stop and posting until the Adderall fades and then he crashes for a few hours...

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · Jun 19

Also a classic example of the disastrous rent-a-masthead business; Forbes has "independent contributors" (read: random bloggers) with no editorial oversight. You can become one in five minutes with a credit card.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · Jun 19

Web 3.0 is formerly respected brands hocking the corpses of their reputation piece by piece

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Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Jun 18

I was wondering if you assholes could pile more pop up ads on your fucking website. I gave up on trying to read the fucking article you miserable cunts.

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Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Jun 18

Please achieve room temperature at your earliest possible convenience...

Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Jun 17

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Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Jun 15

I'm hoping his staff just lets him walk out into traffic. Or he has another stroke.

Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Jun 13

Fun while it lasted...

a man in a skull and crossbones shirt says " that 's it man game over man game over "

ALT: a man in a skull and crossbones shirt says " that 's it man game over man game over "

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Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Jun 13

You're more useless than teats on a chicken.
If you could go ahead and achieve room temperature in your sleep...

a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` that would be great `` .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` that would be great `` .

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Robert More @robertmore.bsky.social · Jun 11

A drug-addled man-boy with serious daddy issues.

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Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum.bsky.social · Jun 9

Don't remember this book for some reason

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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · Jun 9

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

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ambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · Jun 9

good morning friends 💚✨

a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads
“Touching grass isn’t enough

i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · Jun 8

America has never needed an effective opposition party as badly as it needs one now; instead we have the most feckless Democratic leaders of the past 100 years.
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