Robert
@robertmpls.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Hooman to an adorable dog. Cook. Snowboarder. Buddhist. (not in that order) Signal: RobertMpls.51
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I’ve considered doing this for Minneapolis. Here’s the burned out hellscape I’m dealing with with now.
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I live in Minneapolis and there are Antifa everywhere! They drink all the coffee and buy all the good produce at the farmer's market. I saw three of them at the dog park this afternoon. It's pretty scary stuff!
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Probably not. I don’t think Trump or anyone else in the administration cares about laws, norms, past administrations, any of it.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo
i just really love how portland is handling the occupation of their city. you weirdos are gonna end up saving the rest of us
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I think the purpose wasn’t to show the abuser’s brutality to the abusers. It was to show it to everyone else. Even a brutal autocracy only exists because it supported by regular people.
robertmpls.bsky.social
Wow, now that you mention it the guy at the dog park was wearing buffalo plaid and so was the girl at the coffee shop. Is Minneapolis this predictable?
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The new War of the Worlds movie is absolutely horseshit bad. One of the worst movies ever made. But at one point Ice Cube yells "I don’t have alien invasion insurance!" and I can't get that line out of my head.
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One of the best threads I’ve read in a while…
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In defense of Taylor Swift...what's the best 12th album anyone has ever made?
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If you’re ever in Minneapolis, go eat at Khue's Kitchen. It’s amazing!
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
robertmpls.bsky.social
While I agree with him, this shutdown isn’t about the deficit.
robertmpls.bsky.social
You’re pretty sketchy. A guy, on a bike, on a bike trail?
robertmpls.bsky.social
Those are great books! It’s nice to know book thieves have good taste.

Did you see someone stealing a book? No you didn’t.
robertmpls.bsky.social
How far away are we from "as a pastor, you should carry a gun during services"?
robertmpls.bsky.social
It's amazing to me that these things don't sound absolutely bat-shit crazy to everyone. Like, someone out there is reading that email and thinking: finally a solution to our problem!
robertmpls.bsky.social
“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence” ~ Hanlon's Razor
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Once they try the coffee they may just stay and start a family.
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I stay with my friends in Spanish Harlem all the time. It’s a legitimately lovely neighborhood. The coffee shop on the corner always remembers my order, even if I go months between a visit.
robertmpls.bsky.social
This guy gets it.
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jolly_good_ginger Retired Army Vet Dropping Facts
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I'm so jealous! Have fun!
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I mean, they’re playing a role in human rights abuses in the US too.
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Was not expecting that last sentence :)
robertmpls.bsky.social
There's a moment. In AA they call it a "moment of clarity". In trans circles, it's called an "egg crack" moment. It's that moment when a belief just falls away and you see the world for what it is. That Trump presser about Tylenol must have been that for at least a few MAGA folks. He looked nuts.