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Rocket Punch!
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IT worker. Vocal artiste. Crystal Gem. Rebel scum. Husband to
@jengalicious

He/him
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First shot: sugarcane

The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times

Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Oh wow, slipped that gay content in real subtle like, Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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THE DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM!!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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I think you might enjoy this little video I directed... youtu.be/PDYdP5gQqVQ?...
Miss Piggy & Kermit Take a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair
YouTube video by Vanity Fair
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I think, going forward, anytime MJF is announced, the crowd needs to respond thusly:
Announcer: Maxwell Jacob Friedman, EM! JAY! EFF!
Crowd: ICE!

Chant can resume normally after that.
#aew #wrestlesky
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I have discovered that the time to travel from my parents' house to Dunkin can be measured in one (1) Battle Cry (Entrance theme for Kenny Omega).
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Watching 1981s Caveman starring Ringo Starr, which was about a scrawny guy kicked out of his tribe by a bully when I saw it as a kid.

As an adult, it's about the brutal leader of a tribe that at least understands boundaries who kicks out a sex pest nerd and then is tragically toppled by said pest.
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I am down in Las Vegas due to family issues, and just found out that AEW is here tonight.

Sadly, all the tickets are from resellers and jacked up in price. Booooooo, I could use something fun.
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Call your congress critters. Tell them to keep pushing and not let up. Don't let them go back to complacency.
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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The article appears to be partly paywalled and I would encourage anyone who can afford it to subscribe, Slate's got a hell of a sale going right now and subscriptions are how they can afford to pay freelancers for articles like this one

For my fellow brokies, though:
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
web.archive.org
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Best? No. Favorite? Quite possibly.
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Be the Rob Reiner you want to see in the world.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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We spend a lot of time talking about domestic terrorism and groups are consistently ignored by the mainstream and I’d like to present you with the most under-the-radar domestic terrorists that exist and call for them to finally be brought to justice:
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I am begging Republicans to take a page from Speaker Johnson and read nothing about these last several elections. It's fine! Keep doing what you're doing!
A huge night for Democrats:

—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM