Ron Stevens
@ronstl.bsky.social
Waiting for my wife to come back from a yard sale, so I have lots of free time to read your posts.
I put this in Drafts in case I think of something better. It’s been 7 minutes and it seems to be getting lamer every time I read it. Am i doing it wrong?
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I put this in Drafts in case I think of something better. It’s been 7 minutes and it seems to be getting lamer every time I read it. Am i doing it wrong?
We’re in the calm before the storm.
I’m talking about the weather.
Or … the end of democracy.
Whatever.
I’m talking about the weather.
Or … the end of democracy.
Whatever.
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
We’re in the calm before the storm.
I’m talking about the weather.
Or … the end of democracy.
Whatever.
I’m talking about the weather.
Or … the end of democracy.
Whatever.
New Year’s Resolutions are so last year.
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
New Year’s Resolutions are so last year.
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RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
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Redacting is the new black
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Redacting is the new black
100% of all Democrats are dealing with a mental health problem. Which is sad, because we didn’t vote for him.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
100% of all Democrats are dealing with a mental health problem. Which is sad, because we didn’t vote for him.
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
100% of all Democrats are dealing with a mental health problem. Which is sad, because we didn’t vote for him.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
100% of all Democrats are dealing with a mental health problem. Which is sad, because we didn’t vote for him.
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Some things we simply cannot know on this plane: is there a god? What is our purpose? Where did all my iTunes music go? The lyrics to Rocket Man etc…
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Some things we simply cannot know on this plane: is there a god? What is our purpose? Where did all my iTunes music go? The lyrics to Rocket Man etc…
If only someone would write a song about whiskey.
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If only someone would write a song about whiskey.
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Daylight Saving Time ended today (Sunday). Here’s what you need to know …
It gets dark an hour earlier.
It gets dark an hour earlier.
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Daylight Saving Time ended today (Sunday). Here’s what you need to know …
It gets dark an hour earlier.
It gets dark an hour earlier.
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
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Our community theater is doing a production called "The Dictionary". It's a play on words.
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Our community theater is doing a production called "The Dictionary". It's a play on words.
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The National Guardners
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The National Guardners
My priorities are definitely in the right place. In my sock drawer, right next to all my affairs.
August 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My priorities are definitely in the right place. In my sock drawer, right next to all my affairs.
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Walking around as president while wearing a hat that says you were right about everything should automatically trigger the 25th Amendment.
August 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Walking around as president while wearing a hat that says you were right about everything should automatically trigger the 25th Amendment.
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[looking back at my life] huh not really my best work
August 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
[looking back at my life] huh not really my best work
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your whore name is your first name followed by your last name
August 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
your whore name is your first name followed by your last name
I’ve fine-tuned my Bluesky account, slowly honing it over time and finally have it to the point where I can post anything I can dream of posting and not get a single response. It was much easier than I thought.
August 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’ve fine-tuned my Bluesky account, slowly honing it over time and finally have it to the point where I can post anything I can dream of posting and not get a single response. It was much easier than I thought.
AOL ended dial-up service?
What?!!! AOL still exists?!
What?!!! AOL still exists?!
August 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
AOL ended dial-up service?
What?!!! AOL still exists?!
What?!!! AOL still exists?!
Sometimes it feels like the only resistance is coming from cartoonists.
August 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sometimes it feels like the only resistance is coming from cartoonists.
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I just love back-to-school season—the plastic rulers, non-toxic markers, and safety scissors packed neatly in bullet-proof backpacks
August 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I just love back-to-school season—the plastic rulers, non-toxic markers, and safety scissors packed neatly in bullet-proof backpacks
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