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@ru486dx.bsky.social
Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus.
3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat?
(she/her)
3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat?
(she/her)
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To be fair, a good percentage of MAGA Republicans believe Genitalia is an Italian airline.
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
To be fair, a good percentage of MAGA Republicans believe Genitalia is an Italian airline.
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BREAKING: Emperor Gestahl's court mage Kefka ranted and raved about the state of the Gestahlian Empire in a deranged press conference
"ONE YEAR AGO THE EMPIRE WAS DEAD. TOTALLY ANNIHILATED. NOW WE ARE HOT. THE HOTTEST WE'VE EVER BEEN. PRICES ARE WAY DOWN ALL THANKS TO ME ERADICATING ALL THE DOMANS"
"ONE YEAR AGO THE EMPIRE WAS DEAD. TOTALLY ANNIHILATED. NOW WE ARE HOT. THE HOTTEST WE'VE EVER BEEN. PRICES ARE WAY DOWN ALL THANKS TO ME ERADICATING ALL THE DOMANS"
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
BREAKING: Emperor Gestahl's court mage Kefka ranted and raved about the state of the Gestahlian Empire in a deranged press conference
"ONE YEAR AGO THE EMPIRE WAS DEAD. TOTALLY ANNIHILATED. NOW WE ARE HOT. THE HOTTEST WE'VE EVER BEEN. PRICES ARE WAY DOWN ALL THANKS TO ME ERADICATING ALL THE DOMANS"
"ONE YEAR AGO THE EMPIRE WAS DEAD. TOTALLY ANNIHILATED. NOW WE ARE HOT. THE HOTTEST WE'VE EVER BEEN. PRICES ARE WAY DOWN ALL THANKS TO ME ERADICATING ALL THE DOMANS"
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The headlines these days are like:
DHS Announces Swastika as New Logo
Trump Caught in Cabinet meeting with Pants Down
CDC Announces Free Measles Injections for Children
War with Random Country Imminent for No Reason
President Pardons Pedophiles and Insurrectionists
DHS Announces Swastika as New Logo
Trump Caught in Cabinet meeting with Pants Down
CDC Announces Free Measles Injections for Children
War with Random Country Imminent for No Reason
President Pardons Pedophiles and Insurrectionists
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The headlines these days are like:
DHS Announces Swastika as New Logo
Trump Caught in Cabinet meeting with Pants Down
CDC Announces Free Measles Injections for Children
War with Random Country Imminent for No Reason
President Pardons Pedophiles and Insurrectionists
DHS Announces Swastika as New Logo
Trump Caught in Cabinet meeting with Pants Down
CDC Announces Free Measles Injections for Children
War with Random Country Imminent for No Reason
President Pardons Pedophiles and Insurrectionists
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
"you can't make the subject of the email 'so i herd u liek mokutil'" vs. "yes you can (and probably should)"
December 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"you can't make the subject of the email 'so i herd u liek mokutil'" vs. "yes you can (and probably should)"
it's never not funny to refer to men as "you people"
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
it's never not funny to refer to men as "you people"
there's a whole genre of person that thinks Tokyo Mew Mew was a documentary
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
there's a whole genre of person that thinks Tokyo Mew Mew was a documentary
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The classic move: public opinion is some neutral legitimate thing, but the public opinion of women is a biased, illegitimate thing. Women can never exist within the polity! Only the neutral public can exist... which is actually the public devoid of women, and only of men. Neat!
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The classic move: public opinion is some neutral legitimate thing, but the public opinion of women is a biased, illegitimate thing. Women can never exist within the polity! Only the neutral public can exist... which is actually the public devoid of women, and only of men. Neat!
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...wait that's Tomi Lahren now?
Tomi Lahren: “There used to be a time in media where if you said horrible, disgusting things, you didn't have much of a platform anymore because nobody would touch you”
Fox host Tomi Lahren: "I think we also need to talk about the rising antisemitism on the right and how it needs to be squashed because I find it repulsive and disgusting"
www.mediamatters.org
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
...wait that's Tomi Lahren now?
I think by this litmus test, Kakashi is the only actual ninja in Naruto
Basically, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are my litmus test for the least ninja a fictional ninja can be before I feel mislead if you describe them as a ninja. If your ninjas are less ninja than the Ninja Turtles, promoting your media on the basis that it has ninjas in it is false advertising.
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I think by this litmus test, Kakashi is the only actual ninja in Naruto
it's like I keep saying, if a man's testicle started spontaneously bleeding no one would be expecting him to do shit
A year ago I had surgery to remove an ovarian cyst. They found fibroids and endometriosis and removed those too.
It changed my life.
I cannot tell you how much pain I was in, all the time.
It took me 16 years to get a doctor who took my pain and PCOS concerns seriously.
It changed my life.
I cannot tell you how much pain I was in, all the time.
It took me 16 years to get a doctor who took my pain and PCOS concerns seriously.
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
it's like I keep saying, if a man's testicle started spontaneously bleeding no one would be expecting him to do shit
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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I'd be more inclined to hear a talk by CrowdStrike about "We made Protobuf faster by using unsafe memory operations and trusting the caller" if they hadn't caused a global computer outage by using unsafe memory operations and trusting the caller. youtu.be/eWZ8pNMpqcU?...
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'd be more inclined to hear a talk by CrowdStrike about "We made Protobuf faster by using unsafe memory operations and trusting the caller" if they hadn't caused a global computer outage by using unsafe memory operations and trusting the caller. youtu.be/eWZ8pNMpqcU?...
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It is incredible how many people on the right in their 30s somehow look 62.
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It is incredible how many people on the right in their 30s somehow look 62.
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Garfield the cat hates Mondays. Suda 51 has made several games where the moon is symbolic of evil or rot. Monday is a corruption of Moon Day. In this essay I will use these unassailable facts to prove the beloved Japanese game designer IS in fact the same person as funny pages mainstay Garfield.
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Garfield the cat hates Mondays. Suda 51 has made several games where the moon is symbolic of evil or rot. Monday is a corruption of Moon Day. In this essay I will use these unassailable facts to prove the beloved Japanese game designer IS in fact the same person as funny pages mainstay Garfield.
welcome to Dysautonomia Club, the first rule of Dysautonomia Club is *falls over*
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
welcome to Dysautonomia Club, the first rule of Dysautonomia Club is *falls over*
is this how POC feel when they watch old racist documentaries
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
is this how POC feel when they watch old racist documentaries
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twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
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We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
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zelda games are better the more haunted they feel
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
zelda games are better the more haunted they feel
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Sira: "We Have A Target For You In This Area"
"it's... a bird? it has some kind of disease? surely we can just--"
Sira: "Do Not Get Fresh With Me Champion"
"it's... a bird? it has some kind of disease? surely we can just--"
Sira: "Do Not Get Fresh With Me Champion"
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sira: "We Have A Target For You In This Area"
"it's... a bird? it has some kind of disease? surely we can just--"
Sira: "Do Not Get Fresh With Me Champion"
"it's... a bird? it has some kind of disease? surely we can just--"
Sira: "Do Not Get Fresh With Me Champion"
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Men will question everything a woman with degrees and expertise has but accept what ChatGPT says with no question
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Men will question everything a woman with degrees and expertise has but accept what ChatGPT says with no question
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periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium
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The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The only Sora that Disney should be investing in