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@ru486dx.bsky.social
Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus.
3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat?
(she/her)
3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat?
(she/her)
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there is nothing more reassuring than finding out someone is a cat person
December 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
there is nothing more reassuring than finding out someone is a cat person
I do not need an end-of-year "wrapped" summary from my dab rig. You have one job; shut up and heat the plant goop.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I do not need an end-of-year "wrapped" summary from my dab rig. You have one job; shut up and heat the plant goop.
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dear Santa, I have been a very good little snail this year (only made my dad cry once, didn't ask my ex-Marine coworkers if key parties are still a thing, didn't challenge any medical professionals to a duel for their medical license, etc.) and so I hope all my Christmas dreams will come true
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
dear Santa, I have been a very good little snail this year (only made my dad cry once, didn't ask my ex-Marine coworkers if key parties are still a thing, didn't challenge any medical professionals to a duel for their medical license, etc.) and so I hope all my Christmas dreams will come true
can't wait to die from Bluetooth
Somewhere out there right now is a programmer vibe-coding an FDA-regulated medical device, and somewhere else is the unemployed person whose job was to inspect that code and hold it to standards and who was fired by a 19 year old.
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
can't wait to die from Bluetooth
doesn't she have a cuck chair to go set up
It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
doesn't she have a cuck chair to go set up
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You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
I know things are pretty bleak when a Windows Me desktop background makes me feel happily nostalgic
If you all need me, hit me up on MSN Messenger. I'll be browsing VCLart and maybe do some Unreal Tournament. Hit me up or IRC later tonight. #Anthrochat. I'll be around until 8-ish. See you online 💜
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I know things are pretty bleak when a Windows Me desktop background makes me feel happily nostalgic
I'm too sick for Lemix
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'm too sick for Lemix
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the conservative mind sort of exists in this singularity nexus of facebook memes and cuck porn
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the conservative mind sort of exists in this singularity nexus of facebook memes and cuck porn
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Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
Bari Weiss? isn't that the jellyfish boss from the fish intestine dungeon in Ocarina of Time?
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Bari Weiss? isn't that the jellyfish boss from the fish intestine dungeon in Ocarina of Time?
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my husband doesn't play or in fact really like WoW but he loves Khadgar
I love Khadgar’s story so much because his curse subverts the “wise old wizard” trope with him actually being a 17-year-old boy. Also he was pretty sheltered before the trauma of "The Last Guardian", which both metaphorically and literally aged him. No wonder he’s so whimsical when he is older.
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
my husband doesn't play or in fact really like WoW but he loves Khadgar
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Will CBS also have a program that investigates why men who are 24-35 years old are considered boys, but girls who are 12-legal age are considered young women? Maybe it's all about accountability.
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Will CBS also have a program that investigates why men who are 24-35 years old are considered boys, but girls who are 12-legal age are considered young women? Maybe it's all about accountability.
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If you slept on DJT’s monologue to the nation yesterday, here’s the short version.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If you slept on DJT’s monologue to the nation yesterday, here’s the short version.
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One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
OH NO THE FILES ARE EVEN WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
OH NO THE FILES ARE EVEN WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT
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I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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weird push to get us all to be mad about disability accommodations lately. smells like eugenics
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
weird push to get us all to be mad about disability accommodations lately. smells like eugenics
that's how the Honmoon works
nah, we doing intra-Earth neutrino beams already
but i'm with the SOUTH koreans
we ARE amazon
but i'm with the SOUTH koreans
we ARE amazon
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
that's how the Honmoon works
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To be fair, a good percentage of MAGA Republicans believe Genitalia is an Italian airline.
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
To be fair, a good percentage of MAGA Republicans believe Genitalia is an Italian airline.