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The public: "Fuck AI"
Tech bros: "We're gonna build a Moon base with a giant catapult to fire satellites into orbit to make AI datacenters in space!"
Tech bros: "We're gonna build a Moon base with a giant catapult to fire satellites into orbit to make AI datacenters in space!"
February 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The public: "Fuck AI"
Tech bros: "We're gonna build a Moon base with a giant catapult to fire satellites into orbit to make AI datacenters in space!"
Tech bros: "We're gonna build a Moon base with a giant catapult to fire satellites into orbit to make AI datacenters in space!"
Drafts are like the event horizon of Bluesky. You're not coming out once you go in
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Drafts are like the event horizon of Bluesky. You're not coming out once you go in
Done an extraneous apostrophe. Life ruined
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Done an extraneous apostrophe. Life ruined
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If I was the prime minister and didn't enjoy being the prime minister I would simply stop being the prime minister and enjoy my life instead.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
If I was the prime minister and didn't enjoy being the prime minister I would simply stop being the prime minister and enjoy my life instead.
Post a banger not in English
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Post a banger not in English
All that jolly patriotic bunting and he's still sad
Keir Starmer spends his weekends 'complaining' about how much he 'hates' being Prime Minister, reports say, as his Government faces relentless scandals
Keir Starmer 'spends his weekend complaining he hates being Prime Minister'
www.thenational.scot
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
All that jolly patriotic bunting and he's still sad
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
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The entire British media fabricated a "scandal" at Tavistock and there were only 8 complaints over an entire decade. Yet the most actual common issues were about access to care and waiting lists.
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
NHS closed Tavistock over care complaints – there were only eight
An eye-opening FOI report has revealed that just eight people complained about the Tavistock gender clinic's care provision in 10 years.
www.thepinknews.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The entire British media fabricated a "scandal" at Tavistock and there were only 8 complaints over an entire decade. Yet the most actual common issues were about access to care and waiting lists.
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
Is the answer a racist old cunt?
Who is Jim Ratcliffe, the billionaire Ineos boss and Man Utd co-owner?
Who is Jim Ratcliffe, the billionaire Ineos boss and Man Utd co-owner?
The industrialist and Manchester United co-owner has apologised over comments he made about immigration.
www.bbc.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Is the answer a racist old cunt?
Ah, one of those apologies
Jim Ratcliffe says sorry if immigration remarks ‘offended some people’ - latest
The businessman released a statement after he claimed the UK had been ‘colonised by immigrants’
www.independent.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Ah, one of those apologies
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What does oat milk have to do with trans people?
Everything, according to Maya Forstater.
Everything, according to Maya Forstater.
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
What does oat milk have to do with trans people?
Everything, according to Maya Forstater.
Everything, according to Maya Forstater.
I seen to spend an inordinate amount of time in Lidl
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I seen to spend an inordinate amount of time in Lidl
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He’s talking about non-white people. He’s being racist. He’s very comfortable with the principle of immigration itself obviously, just as absolutely all these people are.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 AM
He’s talking about non-white people. He’s being racist. He’s very comfortable with the principle of immigration itself obviously, just as absolutely all these people are.
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insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
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The whole point of notepad is that it loads in 0.3 seconds and lets you read and write plain text. Literally anything added beyond this feature set is worthless garbage.
The AI features added to Notepad created a critical exploit vulnerable to loading a compromised txt file.
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
AI-upgraded Notepad now exposes Windows users to critical exploit
A critical remote code execution vulnerability found in the AI-upgraded Windows 11 Notepad has fueled renewed criticism of Microsoft's forced AI feature creep.
cybernews.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The whole point of notepad is that it loads in 0.3 seconds and lets you read and write plain text. Literally anything added beyond this feature set is worthless garbage.
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The only Bertrand I know is plastic
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The only Bertrand I know is plastic
These parasites feel too fucking comfortable
Jim Ratcliffe, a tax resident of Monaco who has legally avoided an estimated £4 billion in UK taxes, says,
"The UK is being colonised by immigrants, isn't it?"
Ed Conway, "You met recently with Nigel Farage, didn't you?"
Jim Ratcliffe, "I did"
"The UK is being colonised by immigrants, isn't it?"
Ed Conway, "You met recently with Nigel Farage, didn't you?"
Jim Ratcliffe, "I did"
February 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
These parasites feel too fucking comfortable