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The public: "Fuck AI"
Tech bros: "We're gonna build a Moon base with a giant catapult to fire satellites into orbit to make AI datacenters in space!"
Tech bros: "We're gonna build a Moon base with a giant catapult to fire satellites into orbit to make AI datacenters in space!"
February 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The public: "Fuck AI"
Tech bros: "We're gonna build a Moon base with a giant catapult to fire satellites into orbit to make AI datacenters in space!"
Tech bros: "We're gonna build a Moon base with a giant catapult to fire satellites into orbit to make AI datacenters in space!"
That Trumpton account is fucking stupid
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
That Trumpton account is fucking stupid
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Cardiff has Britain's oldest continuous black community and hundreds upon hundreds of them speak Welsh because we're all proudly one, speaking the original and senior language Britain, so Welsh Somalis are more British than grubby Saxon English monoglots. Sori sai'n sori.
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Cardiff has Britain's oldest continuous black community and hundreds upon hundreds of them speak Welsh because we're all proudly one, speaking the original and senior language Britain, so Welsh Somalis are more British than grubby Saxon English monoglots. Sori sai'n sori.
If only you were a billionaire you too could have a teenage son for blood face injections and penis measurements
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
If only you were a billionaire you too could have a teenage son for blood face injections and penis measurements
Drafts are like the event horizon of Bluesky. You're not coming out once you go in
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Drafts are like the event horizon of Bluesky. You're not coming out once you go in
Done an extraneous apostrophe. Life ruined
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Done an extraneous apostrophe. Life ruined
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If I was the prime minister and didn't enjoy being the prime minister I would simply stop being the prime minister and enjoy my life instead.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
If I was the prime minister and didn't enjoy being the prime minister I would simply stop being the prime minister and enjoy my life instead.
Post a banger not in English
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Post a banger not in English
All that jolly patriotic bunting and he's still sad
Keir Starmer spends his weekends 'complaining' about how much he 'hates' being Prime Minister, reports say, as his Government faces relentless scandals
Keir Starmer 'spends his weekend complaining he hates being Prime Minister'
www.thenational.scot
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
All that jolly patriotic bunting and he's still sad
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
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The entire British media fabricated a "scandal" at Tavistock and there were only 8 complaints over an entire decade. Yet the most actual common issues were about access to care and waiting lists.
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
NHS closed Tavistock over care complaints ā there were only eight
An eye-opening FOI report has revealed that just eight people complained about the Tavistock gender clinic's care provision in 10 years.
www.thepinknews.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The entire British media fabricated a "scandal" at Tavistock and there were only 8 complaints over an entire decade. Yet the most actual common issues were about access to care and waiting lists.
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
I'm afraid the Aldi wolf was murdered with a Parkside mini chainsaw some time ago
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I'm afraid the Aldi wolf was murdered with a Parkside mini chainsaw some time ago
Is the answer a racist old cunt?
Who is Jim Ratcliffe, the billionaire Ineos boss and Man Utd co-owner?
Who is Jim Ratcliffe, the billionaire Ineos boss and Man Utd co-owner?
The industrialist and Manchester United co-owner has apologised over comments he made about immigration.
www.bbc.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Is the answer a racist old cunt?
Ah, one of those apologies
Jim Ratcliffe says sorry if immigration remarks āoffended some peopleā - latest
The businessman released a statement after he claimed the UK had been ācolonised by immigrantsā
www.independent.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Ah, one of those apologies
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What does oat milk have to do with trans people?
Everything, according to Maya Forstater.
Everything, according to Maya Forstater.
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
What does oat milk have to do with trans people?
Everything, according to Maya Forstater.
Everything, according to Maya Forstater.
I seen to spend an inordinate amount of time in Lidl
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I seen to spend an inordinate amount of time in Lidl
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Heās talking about non-white people. Heās being racist. Heās very comfortable with the principle of immigration itself obviously, just as absolutely all these people are.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Heās talking about non-white people. Heās being racist. Heās very comfortable with the principle of immigration itself obviously, just as absolutely all these people are.
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Fuckin obsequious twat
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Fuckin obsequious twat
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insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man