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Specky, beardy, baldy.
SVP Big Woke.
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I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Spoiler: it’s #2.
Two possibilities here.

1) this chemical activates random floating shapes in your vision but connects them to the person-recognition pathway, so you identify them as tiny people

2) this switched off the bit of the brain that stops us from seeing Them
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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I assume they found a nut loose on Air Force One.
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Fiona blowing everything up #TheTraitors
satan GIF
satan GIF
giphy.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Hahahahaha
WE NOW CROSS LIVE TO THE TURRET #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If anyone's passing by Queens Park tomorrow lunchtime! 😂

#glasgow #fluteaccompaniment
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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FUCK
I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Perfect.
Nobody is calling Rory Stewart "Gollum.dragged through Moss Bros" because they don't entirely agree with his opinions
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Things are Terrible, but this isn't.

Be weird.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Weird how The Sun calls for the the BBC to cancel Strictly Come Dancing every time there's the slightest hint of a scandal, but they don't demand the Premier League be shut down every time a footballer does an actual rape.
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I have personal reasons to hate this trope.

But I love this one.
for sale
baby shoes
never worn
BECAUSE THE BABY CAN FLY!
EVERYTHING TURNED OUT GREAT
THE END
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Audi have just invented a way to *half* the number of springs you need to make your dog go super-fast

They call it their 'fore-sprung dog technique'.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Dont'ya just hate it when they do this! *cough*

#givemerealyaxis #cough #anthropic
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Baguettepus
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hard agree. Also the contribution of copeland and Andy Sunmers is so overlooked. Listen to Stings demo of Every breath you take to hear Summers transformational guitar

youtu.be/UAsjsDalAio?...
Every Breath You Take (Demo)
YouTube video by The Police - Topic
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Your dog is frightened of fireworks? I don't know why. The fireworks are only being friendly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
On the third day he rose! … then he slowly deflated.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
London to get yet another new tube line while Glasgow has waited patiently for 129 years.
a black and white photo of a boy with the words please sir may i have some more below him
ALT: a black and white photo of a boy with the words please sir may i have some more below him
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I will die on the hill that the true opposite of "manly" is "boyish", that the real question of masculinity is "how to be a man rather than a wee boy?" and that "just don't be such a *girl*, ewwww!" is the most puerile answer of a wee boy trying to pretend he's a big man.
Andrew Tate and others market to a real crisis among men. But they offer a flimsy absolution, despite all the talk of grit: The problem with boys, the manosphere says, is actually just women.
How masculinity gurus cash in on the boy crisis
The manosphere promises to fix young men’s lives. Instead, it’s making them miserable.
www.motherjones.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Shopping for kids can be difficult.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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why can they not just fix it
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM