Samwise
@samuelgamgee.bsky.social
Gas giant defender, joviophile
'He concludes that [Sam] "had the gift of every talent except that of using them consistently to achieve any sensible aim or in behalf of any discernible cause"'
He/him
'He concludes that [Sam] "had the gift of every talent except that of using them consistently to achieve any sensible aim or in behalf of any discernible cause"'
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Samwise
@samuelgamgee.bsky.social
· Feb 12
The physical fatigue that comes with feeling grief every single day about the country you live in, the people who run it, the world you are a part of.
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Yes! Truffaut, as a critic, made the Auteur Theory to defend low-brow westerns and murder mysteries he liked. He wrote "I Find any Hierarchy of kinds of movies both ridiculous and despicable."
...Somehow that was twisted into "worship a clique of elite Oscar-nominees"
...Somehow that was twisted into "worship a clique of elite Oscar-nominees"
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Yes! Truffaut, as a critic, made the Auteur Theory to defend low-brow westerns and murder mysteries he liked. He wrote "I Find any Hierarchy of kinds of movies both ridiculous and despicable."
...Somehow that was twisted into "worship a clique of elite Oscar-nominees"
...Somehow that was twisted into "worship a clique of elite Oscar-nominees"
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You all started it and we fucking finished it.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz)
A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy.
47% of VA voted Trump. They will now get just 9% of the seats.
52% of VA voters voted Harris. Now they get 91% of the seats.
(By comparison, in TX, 56% voted Trump; GOP gets 79% of the seats.)
xcancel.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
You all started it and we fucking finished it.
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Sometimes I'll just boo a photo of JD Vance in my free time
Reporter: Did you see that the VP Vance got booed at the Olympics?
Trump: That’s surprising because people like him. He doesn’t get booed in this country.
Trump: That’s surprising because people like him. He doesn’t get booed in this country.
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Sometimes I'll just boo a photo of JD Vance in my free time
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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Good time to reup this post from last month.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Good time to reup this post from last month.
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I still like Chomsky but it’s just as a linguistics guy now. I no longer respect him as a sexual being
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I still like Chomsky but it’s just as a linguistics guy now. I no longer respect him as a sexual being
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Breaking news !
Celine Dion has announced she will be supporting British Farming by removing all consonants from her name.
Celine Dion has announced she will be supporting British Farming by removing all consonants from her name.
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Breaking news !
Celine Dion has announced she will be supporting British Farming by removing all consonants from her name.
Celine Dion has announced she will be supporting British Farming by removing all consonants from her name.
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If anyone in meat space ever said the name Kamala Harris to me again I would just start screaming as loud as I can until they went away but that doesn’t really work on here because everyone is already doing that anyway
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
If anyone in meat space ever said the name Kamala Harris to me again I would just start screaming as loud as I can until they went away but that doesn’t really work on here because everyone is already doing that anyway
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how it feels when no one wants to sell you a pierogi at the martha’s vineyard farmers market
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
how it feels when no one wants to sell you a pierogi at the martha’s vineyard farmers market
I just made a banger Alan Dershowitz joke and nobody here got it
January 25, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I just made a banger Alan Dershowitz joke and nobody here got it
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Someone should do something
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Someone should do something
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can literally see them thinking "how can I take my Sternly Worded Statement to the next level without actually doing anything? I know! Cussing!"
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
can literally see them thinking "how can I take my Sternly Worded Statement to the next level without actually doing anything? I know! Cussing!"
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This kind of statement is what gives Trump the "excuse." By implying that the people are somehow violent and bringing it on themselves, YOU are the one excusing Trump and paving his way. Shame on you for the rest of your cowardly, complicit life, you pig.
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 AM
This kind of statement is what gives Trump the "excuse." By implying that the people are somehow violent and bringing it on themselves, YOU are the one excusing Trump and paving his way. Shame on you for the rest of your cowardly, complicit life, you pig.
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On feels like 1° mornings, I'm so grateful for my foreskin
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 PM
On feels like 1° mornings, I'm so grateful for my foreskin
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cow tools
Jimmy Kimmel offers to let Trump have one of his trophies if he will pull ICE out of Minneapolis.
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
cow tools
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If ya don't want political reactions in your factory
Don't bring politicians into your factory
Seems really simple
Don't bring politicians into your factory
Seems really simple
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If ya don't want political reactions in your factory
Don't bring politicians into your factory
Seems really simple
Don't bring politicians into your factory
Seems really simple
@freep.com y'all need to change your name, it's very misleading
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
@freep.com y'all need to change your name, it's very misleading
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The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The World Cup should not be held in the United States.
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This year is going to be like the final boss for optimists
January 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This year is going to be like the final boss for optimists
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.