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Jelly Sapo @sapurin.bsky.social · 1m

They did give it to someone doing that though

It takes all of 5 seconds to learn what Machado supports

God @thegodpodcast.com · 17h

Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.

Jelly Sapo @sapurin.bsky.social · 10m

Patton wanted to side with the Nazis

Dawn Huckelbridge @dhuckelbridge.bsky.social · 9h

Who is Antifa?

Patton
Eisenhower
Pershing
MacArthur

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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 10d

🚪 NEW VIDEO 🕷️

Magic: The Gathering's Spider-Man couldn't be on Magic Arena so they turned Spider-Man into Magic: The Gathering cards. Does that make sense? NO! Let's talk about this fascinating mess!
youtu.be/LNGowvILFXo

Through the Omenpaths is a Fascinating Mess

YouTube video by Spice8Rack

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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 4h

I don't wanna be a constant hater of the game I love playing, whose existence allowed me to create a job centered on media analysis. But I'm so fucking tired of recognizing less & less of what made me excited to talk about this in the first place.

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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 4h

In the precursor to this video (Magic: The Gathering & the Death of the Future) I complain how Kamigawa's lore was changed for no other reason than to include a TMNT reference in its return.
I really should have considered that the entire game system was being remade to sell collectable simulacra.

A MTG card:

Shell of the Last Kappa
{3}
Legendary Artifact

{3}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery spell that targets you. (The spell has no effect.)

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Shell of the Last Kappa: You may cast a spell from among cards exiled with Shell of the Last Kappa without paying its mana cost.

An MTG Card:

Kappa Tech-Wrecker
{1}{G}
Creature — Turtle Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{G}

This creature enters with a deathtouch counter on it.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

1/3

A MTG card:

Leonardo, Sewer Samurai
{3}{W}
Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Samurai

Sneak {2}{W}{W}

Double strike

During your turn, you may cast creature spells with power or toughness 1 or less from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

3/3

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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 18h

Portland:

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

media.tenor.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18h

The Flanders kids looking upset and like they are about to throw up

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Numa Relax, Numa Tranquila, Numa Boa @barbituricos.bsky.social · 21h

wtf! people believe in anything these days ... if maria corina machado fights for democracy, trump is an humintarian pacifist

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Lilischote 🏳️‍⚧️ @lilischote.bsky.social · 20h

I like how no one bothers to research Machado only to find out that she is not fighting for democracy or the people, but for herself and then enact her inhumane right wing agenda.

She's a big fan of Trump too :)

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V @nyxepoch.bsky.social · 20h

idk, i think asking a foreign dictator to invade your country and do a regime change isn’t very democracy coded

A post on twitter from María Corina Machado with the following content:
This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.
We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.
I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!

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Pincel atônito @pincelatonito.bsky.social · 21h

It's absurd how people from the North hemisphere can be so ignorant...

she is openly a Trump supporter, has connections with the far-right Spanish party Vox, being far-right herself, and it's fine with her buddy bombing fishermen in their coast.

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Jelly Sapo @sapurin.bsky.social · 35m

She did support that and called him a visionary for it
She's been begging Trump and Israel for military intervention for a while now

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 17h

She's a far-right lunatic who is anti-democracy, pro-genocide, and thinks Trump is a "visionary" for murdering random citizens of her country.

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Camarada Hidalgo @camaradahidalgo.bsky.social · 21h

Do you think Margareth Thatcher had girl power?

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Video James @videojames.bsky.social · 20h

Also begged both Trump and Netanyahu to invade Venezuela

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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 21h

Fun fact: Colina Machado SUPPORTS Donald Trump sinking fishing boats off their coast.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20h

she supports trump sinking the boats

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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 21h

Fun fact: Maria Colina Machado SUPPORTS Donald Trump sinking fishing boats off their coast.

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 22h

I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.

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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 20h

They cannot admit it; that's the foundation of their entire post-WWII bubble reality, The Righteous US, Leader Of The Free World. Their entire ideology would collapse, it would be literal ego death

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 20h

they have an easy lens with "reconstruction" to view this through, but then they'd have to learn real history and understand that Amerika Was Never Great and the Long Cold Civil War is heating up precisely because they denied that truth for so long

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 21h

He's blocking everyone that points it out lol the libs are going full MAGA and just creating their own reality

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Rozaliya @rozaliyaa.bsky.social · 18h

These people never take the time to do any research and have no clue what the fuck is going on anywhere. They gave a peace prize to a fascist who wants the US to install US-backed leaders across Latin America, and they’re celebrating. Then again a lot of liberals probably support that tbh.

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 18h

libs really butthurt that the new guaido is dumber than the old guaido

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DSM-6 Spoilers @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 17h

Really couldn't make it any clearer that liberals aren't opposed to fascism, they just don't like Trump, and they get really upset if you point this out to them

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21h

Bro blocked me for pointing out that she supports Trump, the strikes, and Israel’s genocide

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social • 1h
I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.
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Jenny 😷🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️☭ @[email protected] @truthaddictvt.bsky.social · 18h

I spent the entire teens being told "why are you so obsessed with drones, it's not the only issue in the world", and I guarantee you liberals of the time were told to consider what the next GOP president would do with those powers, so forgive a little bitterness at their sanctimony now

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