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sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · 3d

Zohran just pulled up on an Ari stream and I am LOSING MY MIND

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sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · 9d

I think someone sent me a gift. I don’t know who and I don’t know the occasion, but thank you 🫶

sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · 16d

From what I can tell the giant doxie in Seoul doesn’t have those little cowlicks by his tail and I’m so disappointed 😢

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sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · 20d

All this Mall World shit on TikTok is blowing my mind. I’ve been having these dreams since I was a literal child!

sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Oct 2

I should have known better than to use Carvana to try to buy a new car. Nothing but headaches and nightmares. 0/10 would NOT recommend!

sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Sep 23

I kinda secretly wish this rapture thing would actually happen so we don’t have to put up with those fucking people anymore after they disappear (or whatever it is they believe)

sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Aug 1

Did… did I just get brand copy approved with only ONE round of revisions??? 🫢

sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Jul 18

Calling him “Dollar Store Hitler” feels too on-the-nose now.

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sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Jun 27

Why won’t you endorse Zohran Mamdani?

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sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Jun 27

I somehow stumbled onto EmoTok and having a nostalgia fit over all this awful music I listened to in High School 😭

Some of it still slaps though, ngl….

sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Jun 26

I don’t think I’ve ever had a friend who cared so much they continued to regularly text me to check in after 4+ years of no contact, no replies, no sign of life. My husband really doesn’t realize just how lucky he is that people actually truly care about him.

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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · Jun 21

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · Jun 21

i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.

sarah @inmywoodshop.bsky.social · Jun 21

It’s a real mindfuck when most ppl wanna post about their latest failures/successes, or weird shit they saw in the wild or cool stuff they made…but the country is a cesspool so cool/weird shit seems trite.

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sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Jun 19

but like, does it ever end?

sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · Jun 14

I want out of this timeline

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · Jun 10

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”

— Doechii at the BET Awards

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sarah @sarahbellumed.bsky.social · May 22

I had a nostalgia craving so it’s Frito Pie night

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