Ethan Pants (he/him)
@ethanpants.bsky.social
East Coast born, Minneapolis living // Ward 1. Visibly able, white, queer & trans, parent, spouse. I’m trying, promise.
Profile image made by Roo George-Warren.
Profile image made by Roo George-Warren.
Maybe I don’t want to talk to anyone today.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Maybe I don’t want to talk to anyone today.
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Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
Tear gas is a weapon of war
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Tear gas is a weapon of war
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Abolish the police.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Abolish the police.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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When my mom puts her hands in front of her face, is she disappearing from existence? I think so and scientists say I'm very smart and such a charmer.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When my mom puts her hands in front of her face, is she disappearing from existence? I think so and scientists say I'm very smart and such a charmer.
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Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
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Saint Paul police supporting the federal kidnappers. Guess they’re just following orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Saint Paul police supporting the federal kidnappers. Guess they’re just following orders.
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WATCH St. Paul police, aiding ICE, restrain a man and spray him full in the face. They are not and have never been on our side.
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
WATCH St. Paul police, aiding ICE, restrain a man and spray him full in the face. They are not and have never been on our side.
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
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Monarca Update!
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Monarca Update!
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
Horror in St Paul:
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Horror in St Paul:
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I think I'll be just fine.
I think I'll be just fine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I think I'll be just fine.
I think I'll be just fine.
It’s hard to believe that it’s gonna storm when it’s 50° out right now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s hard to believe that it’s gonna storm when it’s 50° out right now.
Been nice knowing you, neighbors! futurism.com/advanced-tra...
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Been nice knowing you, neighbors! futurism.com/advanced-tra...
I have sweatshirts older than ICE.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I have sweatshirts older than ICE.
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There's a point, around the age of twenty, when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue of your peculiarities.
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
There's a point, around the age of twenty, when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue of your peculiarities.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Post a movie where you are from
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With patriotic tears in my eyes: fuck them egrets sir 🫡
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
With patriotic tears in my eyes: fuck them egrets sir 🫡