Hundo P
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Hundo P
@sarco.bsky.social
· Aug 4
One of the funniest self owns is people complaining about how dumb people are at the airport and not realizing there's a separate airport for smart people they aren't invited to
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Getting kids to do their homework is hard cause they’ll just be like “I know how magicians saw people in half” & then it’s like well shit—fuck subtraction—tell me everything you know
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Getting kids to do their homework is hard cause they’ll just be like “I know how magicians saw people in half” & then it’s like well shit—fuck subtraction—tell me everything you know
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Teach your child to swim, as someday they might be required to post through their tears.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Teach your child to swim, as someday they might be required to post through their tears.
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I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
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I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly
There should be an app that matches people who are down with people who want to kick them while they are
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
There should be an app that matches people who are down with people who want to kick them while they are
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As far back as i can remember I always wanted to win a million dollars in a lawsuit. To me, winning a million dollars in a lawsuit was better than being President of the United States
January 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
As far back as i can remember I always wanted to win a million dollars in a lawsuit. To me, winning a million dollars in a lawsuit was better than being President of the United States
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Optimistic enough to leave an aquarium outside for something to come over and live in, but super tasty optimistic enough for it to respect how I constantly monitor hope when I should induce vomiting
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Optimistic enough to leave an aquarium outside for something to come over and live in, but super tasty optimistic enough for it to respect how I constantly monitor hope when I should induce vomiting
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The sweetest thing ever told to me was when a drunk said I'm a double vision.
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The sweetest thing ever told to me was when a drunk said I'm a double vision.
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Opening old wounds to release some of this sewage water roiling through my veins.
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Opening old wounds to release some of this sewage water roiling through my veins.
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Salad is not for sad days. Melting the cheese that is already in your mouth with a kitchen torch is.
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Salad is not for sad days. Melting the cheese that is already in your mouth with a kitchen torch is.
Guy who only understands things in terms of Godzilla vs Mothra: okay but I need you to explain this to me like I'm Godzilla and you're Mothra
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Guy who only understands things in terms of Godzilla vs Mothra: okay but I need you to explain this to me like I'm Godzilla and you're Mothra
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We've secretly replaced the Secretary of Defense with a drunken racist blogger. Let's see if anyone notices.
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
We've secretly replaced the Secretary of Defense with a drunken racist blogger. Let's see if anyone notices.
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it kinda feels like someone should do something
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
it kinda feels like someone should do something
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I have not set foot on the moon
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I have not set foot on the moon
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"Are you not entertained?"
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"Are you not entertained?"
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wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
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VPN stands for Very Paranoid Nerd you did not hear this from me
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
VPN stands for Very Paranoid Nerd you did not hear this from me
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MANUARY, A MONTH FOR MEN.
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
MANUARY, A MONTH FOR MEN.
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After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
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The only ppl getting raptured are the ones that left Britney Spears alone.
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The only ppl getting raptured are the ones that left Britney Spears alone.
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You can try to suck it back in all you want, but the darkness leaking from your nostrils is now bigger than the whole of us.
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
You can try to suck it back in all you want, but the darkness leaking from your nostrils is now bigger than the whole of us.
Bombing other countries must feel like crack to an american president
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Bombing other countries must feel like crack to an american president
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My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
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& iiiiIIiiiiieeeeiiiIiii WILL ALWAYS LOoVE YOOOOOUUUUOUUU 🎶
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
& iiiiIIiiiiieeeeiiiIiii WILL ALWAYS LOoVE YOOOOOUUUUOUUU 🎶