S B Morrison
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Last night at 4 in the morning the end of December, my 4 year old got me out of bed. She couldn't sleep.
My first assumption is she also had "Famous Blue Raincoat" going through her head, as I often do this time of year.
(She did not.)
youtu.be/DHqqlm9yf7M?...
My first assumption is she also had "Famous Blue Raincoat" going through her head, as I often do this time of year.
(She did not.)
youtu.be/DHqqlm9yf7M?...
Leonard Cohen - Famous Blue Raincoat (Official Live in Dublin 2013)
YouTube video by LeonardCohenVEVO
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Last night at 4 in the morning the end of December, my 4 year old got me out of bed. She couldn't sleep.
My first assumption is she also had "Famous Blue Raincoat" going through her head, as I often do this time of year.
(She did not.)
youtu.be/DHqqlm9yf7M?...
My first assumption is she also had "Famous Blue Raincoat" going through her head, as I often do this time of year.
(She did not.)
youtu.be/DHqqlm9yf7M?...
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World’s slowest Death Note
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
World’s slowest Death Note
To be clear, it is the subject of the song that passed. Not any member of Le Tigre.
Saw them at the second Knitting Factory (on Leonard). Show was great.
Saw them at the second Knitting Factory (on Leonard). Show was great.
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
To be clear, it is the subject of the song that passed. Not any member of Le Tigre.
Saw them at the second Knitting Factory (on Leonard). Show was great.
Saw them at the second Knitting Factory (on Leonard). Show was great.
The first moon phase watch was created by a werewolf who worked for Patek Philipe so that he could always know whether he was going to turn into a werewolf that night.
This is the only thing that makes sense.
This is the only thing that makes sense.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The first moon phase watch was created by a werewolf who worked for Patek Philipe so that he could always know whether he was going to turn into a werewolf that night.
This is the only thing that makes sense.
This is the only thing that makes sense.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
This is the new normal
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is the new normal
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For us, the action is the juice. If you weren't sick of me hearing me go on about HEAT, that's just one of twelve holiday '95 movies that grossed over $50 million domestic that we discuss on the latest episode of the Sports Alcohol dot com podcast! www.sportsalcohol.com/the-sportsal...
SportsAlcohol.com Podcast: The Biggest Holiday Movies of 1995
The SportsAlcohol.com podcast returns with a new flashback episode, examining the biggest-grossing movies of the 1995 holiday season!
www.sportsalcohol.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
For us, the action is the juice. If you weren't sick of me hearing me go on about HEAT, that's just one of twelve holiday '95 movies that grossed over $50 million domestic that we discuss on the latest episode of the Sports Alcohol dot com podcast! www.sportsalcohol.com/the-sportsal...
I love a good analogy, and Jesus.
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love a good analogy, and Jesus.
"There's a world outside your window,
and it's a world of dread and fear . . ."
and it's a world of dread and fear . . ."
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"There's a world outside your window,
and it's a world of dread and fear . . ."
and it's a world of dread and fear . . ."
I'm going to use AI to create lectures from my dead professors so that I can listen to them.
First up: I want to listen to the Harold Bloom lecture about fan fiction. ("My poor child, all fiction is fan fiction.")
First up: I want to listen to the Harold Bloom lecture about fan fiction. ("My poor child, all fiction is fan fiction.")
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm going to use AI to create lectures from my dead professors so that I can listen to them.
First up: I want to listen to the Harold Bloom lecture about fan fiction. ("My poor child, all fiction is fan fiction.")
First up: I want to listen to the Harold Bloom lecture about fan fiction. ("My poor child, all fiction is fan fiction.")
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There is beauty everywhere but especially in autumn in Philadelphia! 😻
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There is beauty everywhere but especially in autumn in Philadelphia! 😻
I mean, if the New Yorker is not publishing your poems, I guess the NYPost is ... just as good?
No?
I mean, obviously, no.
No?
I mean, obviously, no.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I mean, if the New Yorker is not publishing your poems, I guess the NYPost is ... just as good?
No?
I mean, obviously, no.
No?
I mean, obviously, no.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
All this means is that the subscription for US-based VPNs is about to go up.
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
All this means is that the subscription for US-based VPNs is about to go up.
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This is actually a fascinating “cost of labor in the tech sector” dataset…
Meanwhile on Hellsite, who knew all the Elon bots were Nigerian? 🤡
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is actually a fascinating “cost of labor in the tech sector” dataset…
Every NYer is always pining for the NYC we no longer have ... but, yeah, this is a new level of ridiculousness.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Every NYer is always pining for the NYC we no longer have ... but, yeah, this is a new level of ridiculousness.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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i have sunk
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
i have sunk
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I only subscribe for television recommendations and Connections at this point.
Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I only subscribe for television recommendations and Connections at this point.
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Not, “I regret trying to use my victim’s medical records against her” or even “not listening to voters” is certainly a choice.
Cuomo, the man who resigned in disgrace after a state attorney general’s report found that he had sexually harassed nearly a dozen women, was asked if he had any regrets.
He said he regretted not being better at social media.
He said he regretted not being better at social media.
Zohran Mamdani drags the Democratic Party into the future
This was a local race with national implications, whether the party's leaders liked it or not.
www.motherjones.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Not, “I regret trying to use my victim’s medical records against her” or even “not listening to voters” is certainly a choice.
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DST is a scam by Big Clock to sell more hours
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
DST is a scam by Big Clock to sell more hours