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Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite
Host of Wannabe: A Poker Diary
Stay-at-home catmom
Dm for lessons or writing
Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite
Host of Wannabe: A Poker Diary
Stay-at-home catmom
Dm for lessons or writing
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Wannabe- A Poker Diary Ep. 2
YouTube video by stove banger
youtu.be
New podcast episode! I’ve been recording intermittently when I have an update to share, so there’s a bit of a format change from the first episode.
This time, I recover my bankroll from a DISASTROUS night.
youtu.be/QYGBIi0S-8o?...
This time, I recover my bankroll from a DISASTROUS night.
youtu.be/QYGBIi0S-8o?...
I’ve been saying “Infinite Jest ass timeline” for a while now but I think this is worse
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’ve been saying “Infinite Jest ass timeline” for a while now but I think this is worse
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Presented without comment.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Presented without comment.
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if the grinch ever stole shit from me they'd have to clean him out of his little mountainside cave with a hose
July 29, 2023 at 2:03 AM
if the grinch ever stole shit from me they'd have to clean him out of his little mountainside cave with a hose
YouTuber trying to introspect: *visual reference to Inside*
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
YouTuber trying to introspect: *visual reference to Inside*
Episode of Curb where Cheryl introduces Larry to her new husband: RFK Jr.
Cheryl: He’s a bit of a health nut-
Larry: The man eats roadkill!
Cheryl: He’s a bit of a health nut-
Larry: The man eats roadkill!
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Episode of Curb where Cheryl introduces Larry to her new husband: RFK Jr.
Cheryl: He’s a bit of a health nut-
Larry: The man eats roadkill!
Cheryl: He’s a bit of a health nut-
Larry: The man eats roadkill!
This is weird super villain shit lmao
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is weird super villain shit lmao
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I am no longer asking
bring back the chao garden
bring back the chao garden
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am no longer asking
bring back the chao garden
bring back the chao garden
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Planning to move house here in Taiwan. A friend suggests I go to seek the help of 土地公 / tǔdì gōng, the local earth god. I ask whether I should speak to the god of the place I'm leaving, or the place I'm moving to. My friend says either is okay because the tǔdì gōngs "keep their data in the cloud."
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Planning to move house here in Taiwan. A friend suggests I go to seek the help of 土地公 / tǔdì gōng, the local earth god. I ask whether I should speak to the god of the place I'm leaving, or the place I'm moving to. My friend says either is okay because the tǔdì gōngs "keep their data in the cloud."
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New podcast episode! I’ve been recording intermittently when I have an update to share, so there’s a bit of a format change from the first episode.
This time, I recover my bankroll from a DISASTROUS night.
youtu.be/QYGBIi0S-8o?...
This time, I recover my bankroll from a DISASTROUS night.
youtu.be/QYGBIi0S-8o?...
Wannabe- A Poker Diary Ep. 2
YouTube video by stove banger
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
New podcast episode! I’ve been recording intermittently when I have an update to share, so there’s a bit of a format change from the first episode.
This time, I recover my bankroll from a DISASTROUS night.
youtu.be/QYGBIi0S-8o?...
This time, I recover my bankroll from a DISASTROUS night.
youtu.be/QYGBIi0S-8o?...
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Seems about right..
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Seems about right..
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jim henson, whispering as he shoves his arm up kermit’s mupussy: you little slut
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
jim henson, whispering as he shoves his arm up kermit’s mupussy: you little slut
Comrade Drew Gooden???
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Comrade Drew Gooden???
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
Imagine fucking someone who’s really into ska and the whole time he’s like HUP HUP HUP HUP
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Imagine fucking someone who’s really into ska and the whole time he’s like HUP HUP HUP HUP
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Gremlins is a better Christmas movie than Die Hard fight me
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gremlins is a better Christmas movie than Die Hard fight me
Is there some law preventing combination restaurants and dispensaries?
If I was Taco Bell, I’d be making a KILLING
Imagine it, you go to the counter, go upstairs to the smoking area, get high, THEN GO DOWN THE OTHER SET OF STAIRS INTO THE RESTAURANT
If I was Taco Bell, I’d be making a KILLING
Imagine it, you go to the counter, go upstairs to the smoking area, get high, THEN GO DOWN THE OTHER SET OF STAIRS INTO THE RESTAURANT
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Is there some law preventing combination restaurants and dispensaries?
If I was Taco Bell, I’d be making a KILLING
Imagine it, you go to the counter, go upstairs to the smoking area, get high, THEN GO DOWN THE OTHER SET OF STAIRS INTO THE RESTAURANT
If I was Taco Bell, I’d be making a KILLING
Imagine it, you go to the counter, go upstairs to the smoking area, get high, THEN GO DOWN THE OTHER SET OF STAIRS INTO THE RESTAURANT
Ties you up and makes you watch poker with me
Ties you up and makes you taste test my homemade potato salad
ties you up and makes you listen to me sing karaoke
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ties you up and makes you watch poker with me
Eating Crazy Bread with a sane fork to calm things down
drinking la croix with a krazy straw to spice things up
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Eating Crazy Bread with a sane fork to calm things down
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My cat figured out how to turn on my keyboard. Apparently she likes the sound up full blast. She likes AC/DC up very loud. Thunderstruck is her favorite.
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My cat figured out how to turn on my keyboard. Apparently she likes the sound up full blast. She likes AC/DC up very loud. Thunderstruck is her favorite.
Re: recent anti-American posts
I’m just joking :) what, can’t take a joke?
Seriously though, I know I’m being shitty and have been giggling about it lmao
Fuck Donald Trump, fuck the American Empire, and fuck anyone who defends it - yes, including veterans of War Crimes Inc.
I’m just joking :) what, can’t take a joke?
Seriously though, I know I’m being shitty and have been giggling about it lmao
Fuck Donald Trump, fuck the American Empire, and fuck anyone who defends it - yes, including veterans of War Crimes Inc.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Re: recent anti-American posts
I’m just joking :) what, can’t take a joke?
Seriously though, I know I’m being shitty and have been giggling about it lmao
Fuck Donald Trump, fuck the American Empire, and fuck anyone who defends it - yes, including veterans of War Crimes Inc.
I’m just joking :) what, can’t take a joke?
Seriously though, I know I’m being shitty and have been giggling about it lmao
Fuck Donald Trump, fuck the American Empire, and fuck anyone who defends it - yes, including veterans of War Crimes Inc.
Very funny that an American unfollowed me for trashing their shitearse country lol
A chara, you understand you live somewhere that sucks, right? Like, the US is a fucking blight on humanity.
Well, you were educated in the US, so you might not, bless your heart.
A chara, you understand you live somewhere that sucks, right? Like, the US is a fucking blight on humanity.
Well, you were educated in the US, so you might not, bless your heart.
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Very funny that an American unfollowed me for trashing their shitearse country lol
A chara, you understand you live somewhere that sucks, right? Like, the US is a fucking blight on humanity.
Well, you were educated in the US, so you might not, bless your heart.
A chara, you understand you live somewhere that sucks, right? Like, the US is a fucking blight on humanity.
Well, you were educated in the US, so you might not, bless your heart.