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Scott Lyons, So Big In The Bible
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Canadian, from Toronto.

If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.
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am i...an etsy witch?
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Damascus [OC] r/brutalism
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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These are the people who want to inspect your kids genitals before they play soccer btw
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Canadian Cycles Massey Harris
1900
Artist: E. Célos
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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People being willing to normalize pedophilia for Trump shows there's no line they aren't willing to cross.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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This is just the start.

Ontario’s large and complex system cannot be run out of an office in Toronto. But Ford is signalling his intent to do just that.

Stand up for local democratic institutions, like school boards. Our children need them to be responsive to local needs.

#OntEd
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Epstein's life as it materialized in his emails, his contacts, his money, illuminates the world of power and influence that emerged out of the 1990s like adding contrast in an MRI exam. We already know a lot about the endemic corruption of that world, but Epstein makes its details blaze out.
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Looks like JD Vance is going to need to change religions again.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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There’s a debate on here about why there’s no Fox News of the Left, and the blame goes to leftist plutocrats unwilling to sufficiently fund it. But that misunderstands, in my view, what Fox News is, what “the mainstream media” is, and what audiences want.
August 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Why. Were. So. Many. Men. Regularly. Emailing. Jeff. Epstein. After. He. Was. A. Known. Pedophile?
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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she misspoke; these conversations actually took place in the Predicament Room
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"When you're the President they let you do it"

Or do they?
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Today on Remembrance Day, I remember my great grandfather Captain Hira Singh, our Canadian Veterans and all those from around the world who allied to defend the freedoms we cherish today.

Lest we forget.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yay!!! Everyone who has car insurance and an accident-free record gets their car insurance for 0$ now!
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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You still have time to give to CKCU's 2025 Funding Drive!

Please give, and let's get to $193,100!

Independent media matters. Let's support community news and culture in Ottawa and beyond.

www.canadahelps.org/en/charities...

#TeamCKCU #SupportCKCU #IndieMediaMatters #FreePress
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
So far Leafs are making a good case for Toronto sports fans to get back in the Raptors.

(Raptors doing the same thing!)
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. It's already here in Canada. Men who feel like a woman will get free healthcare
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.

Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a

Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Energy is one of the most abundant things in the universe. The only reason it costs so much money is because corporations want to sell us fuel.

Instead of letting us just gather and store it locally, they created an energy system where power would stop if we didn’t buy fuel to power it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Thank goodness the Jays lost. Cops in T.O. can be brutal too.
One man who was walking to Gold Room bar had to get surgery on his finger after being shot with a “rubber bullet.”

The full story: lataco.com/echo-park-wo...

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November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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The last thing a RethugliKKKan sees before he's redistricted out of a job
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM