Scott Lyons, Crumpled Paper Tissue
@scottwhitegloves.bsky.social
Canadian, from Toronto.
If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.
If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.
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YIKES! Who made this?
This will give you nightmares. 🚨
This will give you nightmares. 🚨
February 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
YIKES! Who made this?
This will give you nightmares. 🚨
This will give you nightmares. 🚨
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Canada will lead.
Politico: The EU and a 12-nation Indo-Pacific bloc are opening talks to explore forming one of the largest global economic alliances, multiple people with knowledge of the talks told POLITICO. Canada's Mark Carney is spearheading the discussions.
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Canada will lead.
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#Booksky: My memoir, Manic Autistic Dream Girl, releases on April 22. It’s the story of how I spent years in the American mental health system without an autism diagnosis. And how when I finally got one at the age of 21, my life slowly began to change.
Link to pre-order is in my bio!
Link to pre-order is in my bio!
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
#Booksky: My memoir, Manic Autistic Dream Girl, releases on April 22. It’s the story of how I spent years in the American mental health system without an autism diagnosis. And how when I finally got one at the age of 21, my life slowly began to change.
Link to pre-order is in my bio!
Link to pre-order is in my bio!
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A great read.
"Trump’s goal...was domination and dominion, an effort to gut the [Kennedy Center] and wear it like a skin suit while demanding respect, as he’s been trying to do with the Nobel Peace Prize for the last year."
www.thebulwark.com/p/a-day-and-...
www.thebulwark.com/p/a-day-and-...
A Day, and a Nation, at the Kennedy Center
From Tchaikovsky to redneck humor: the arts in Trump’s America.
www.thebulwark.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
A great read.
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February 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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The closest he'll ever get to a lettuce.
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The closest he'll ever get to a lettuce.
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I have snorted
the cocaine
that was on
the toilet seat
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
It was euphoric
so stimulating
and so pleasurable
the cocaine
that was on
the toilet seat
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
It was euphoric
so stimulating
and so pleasurable
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I have snorted
the cocaine
that was on
the toilet seat
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
It was euphoric
so stimulating
and so pleasurable
the cocaine
that was on
the toilet seat
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
It was euphoric
so stimulating
and so pleasurable
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Curling
Bisbee, ND
Bisbee, ND
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Curling
Bisbee, ND
Bisbee, ND
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
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religion founded by a pedophile really feeling itself in the Epstein era? It's more likely than you think!
February 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
religion founded by a pedophile really feeling itself in the Epstein era? It's more likely than you think!
"Yeah I'm going to punch you" is all time. Brown Sweatshirt went legend!
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"Yeah I'm going to punch you" is all time. Brown Sweatshirt went legend!
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Peter Gabriel rides a stainless-steel Moulton bicycle while singing Solsbury Hill on a revolving stage
Happy #BicycleBirthday, Peter!
Born on this day, February 13, 1950
Happy #BicycleBirthday, Peter!
Born on this day, February 13, 1950
Peter Gabriel Solsbury Hill Best Quality in HD with Lyrics
YouTube video by treasurehd
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Peter Gabriel rides a stainless-steel Moulton bicycle while singing Solsbury Hill on a revolving stage
Happy #BicycleBirthday, Peter!
Born on this day, February 13, 1950
Happy #BicycleBirthday, Peter!
Born on this day, February 13, 1950
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It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the wine moms began to hate.
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the wine moms began to hate.
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the wine moms began to hate.
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the wine moms began to hate.
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Laneway living in Ossington (Toronto).
February 13, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Laneway living in Ossington (Toronto).
Ya, no scientist here but WTAF are people doing saying this is a "repeal"?
Are we repealing gravity next?
Are we repealing gravity next?
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Ya, no scientist here but WTAF are people doing saying this is a "repeal"?
Are we repealing gravity next?
Are we repealing gravity next?
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Trump is already responsible for the deaths of more Americans than anyone in history not named Jefferson Davis, and it's clear he's not content with second place.
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Trump is already responsible for the deaths of more Americans than anyone in history not named Jefferson Davis, and it's clear he's not content with second place.
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Question: Was Trump on Epstein Island?
Bondi: I drive a 2025 Escalade!!!
Question: Why were the survivors names left unredacted?
Bondi: How dare you accuse me of shoplifting!!
Question: Why was Donald Trump’s name so heavily redacted?
Bondi: Lineups at Disneyland are much faster now!!!
Bondi: I drive a 2025 Escalade!!!
Question: Why were the survivors names left unredacted?
Bondi: How dare you accuse me of shoplifting!!
Question: Why was Donald Trump’s name so heavily redacted?
Bondi: Lineups at Disneyland are much faster now!!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Question: Was Trump on Epstein Island?
Bondi: I drive a 2025 Escalade!!!
Question: Why were the survivors names left unredacted?
Bondi: How dare you accuse me of shoplifting!!
Question: Why was Donald Trump’s name so heavily redacted?
Bondi: Lineups at Disneyland are much faster now!!!
Bondi: I drive a 2025 Escalade!!!
Question: Why were the survivors names left unredacted?
Bondi: How dare you accuse me of shoplifting!!
Question: Why was Donald Trump’s name so heavily redacted?
Bondi: Lineups at Disneyland are much faster now!!!
How do you revoke a scientific finding?
Like, can we revoke evolution?
Gravity?
General Relativity?
Like, can we revoke evolution?
Gravity?
General Relativity?
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
How do you revoke a scientific finding?
Like, can we revoke evolution?
Gravity?
General Relativity?
Like, can we revoke evolution?
Gravity?
General Relativity?
And there should be livestreams of it for everyone to watch.
modest proposal: Nick Fuentes should have to clean the apartments of every straight woman in the US who can't find a suitable partner with whom to share domestic labor because of loudmouth incels like Nick Fuentes. He would be in chains and supervised by Xena Warrior Princess
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
And there should be livestreams of it for everyone to watch.
Imagine looking like this hairy thumb and thinking your "culture" is something special.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Imagine looking like this hairy thumb and thinking your "culture" is something special.
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MUSK: We're gonna build a balloon filled with my farts to float to the Moon.
CNBC: Dirigible-flatulence economy is about to boom.
CNBC: Dirigible-flatulence economy is about to boom.
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
MUSK: We're gonna build a balloon filled with my farts to float to the Moon.
CNBC: Dirigible-flatulence economy is about to boom.
CNBC: Dirigible-flatulence economy is about to boom.